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In a stubborn, lagging acquiescence to the ceaseless tide of technology, the British Royal Family has officially acquired a Youtube channel and begun releasing videos, including the Queen’s annual “Christmas Address.”

Naturally, this transition to a new medium was not without complications, but as you can see from the compiled clips below, the old gal seems to be adapting quite well. Long Blog the Queen!


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17 Responses to “Video Blogging: One of the Three Things I Have in Common with Queen Elizabeth II”

  1. Video Blogging: One of the Three Things I Have in... [ Cracked ] Says:

    [...] 28th 2007 1:00pm [-] From: cracked.com [...]

  2. glendoor42 Says:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!! AND WAR… DAMN….EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Gladstone Says:

    Actually you mean “posts,” you silly teenager! kids today.

  4. Andy Pants Says:

    By the way by ‘articles’ I mean ‘blogs’ and by ‘answering my question’ I mean ‘totally doable’.

  5. Andy Pants Says:

    I was reading the cracked articles in reverse order and thinking ‘Hey I wonder what Kate Moss would look like if she actually had breasts’. Thankyou Swaim for answering my question.

  6. Andy Pants Says:

    I thought it was terrible, but then again I’m a teenager and I just want to be different.

  7. Albatronix Says:

    That was precious, Swaim. Damn precious.

  8. Michael Swaim Says:

    Thanks for plugging for me, so I didn’t have to do it myself. If we’re going to circle jerk, everyone check out Gladstone’s news show here.

    This was kind of a test as to whether people would like video blogs, so I’m guessing you can expect more in the future. And I promise I’ll buy a microphone.

  9. Gladstone Says:

    Yes Mikes’ video blogs are funny and you should check out his website Those Aren’t Muskets! where his skits
    The Coat
    The Pimp
    Pictionary
    and
    Sleeves

    will make you pee yourself. Unless you’re a clown. Like a jerk clown. Not a funny clown. Because funny clowns like to laugh.

  10. Ross Says:

    What are the other two things?

    Do you have a racist Greek husband? Is your son waiting for you to die so he can take over your job?

    I bet it’s the love of lots of yapping little Corgis.

  11. glendoor42 Says:

    Oh TITS, that’s the other two. You have my respect sir, to go that far for the sake of a one line joke. I am impressed. After watching the video twice now, and it’s still funny,very, I really don’t think you look much like QEII. You could, however, pass for a young Janet Reno.

  12. Bacalao Says:

    Hey everybody! We gotta try to fish the racist comment out of this video blog, ’cause being Michael Swaim, you know there probably is one. MORE VIDEO BLOGS!

  13. Bacalao Says:

    Damn man that was ridiculously funny. What the hell, man, you put on fake boobs just to get into character or something? ’cause they could only be seen for a couple of seconds. I’d do you, Michael. You’re hot in drag. Kurt Cobain.

  14. Gladstone Says:

    Swaim’s not a racist. Ross is the anti-Christ though.

  15. SoggySausages Says:

    Thats not THE queen! its Michael Swaim, a queen.

  16. glendoor42 Says:

    Dude, you said you were black. I reckon you are racist , like Gladstone said. Funny bit though.

  17. Gladstone Says:

    Damn you, Swaim. I thought we had an agreement not to be funny until 2008.

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