Comments on: Urine Attack! Set Terror Condition Yellow! http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:09:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: WiisusChrist http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-106964 WiisusChrist Tue, 25 Aug 2009 05:54:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-106964 There was a "spell" in my middle school years where I refused to pee in toilets and would instead pee in sinks. Not just at my own house, also at friends and even public restrooms. My shining moment was when I peed in a good friends kitchen sink while his entire family was sleeping. There were dishes involved. There was a “spell” in my middle school years where I refused to pee in toilets and would instead pee in sinks. Not just at my own house, also at friends and even public restrooms. My shining moment was when I peed in a good friends kitchen sink while his entire family was sleeping. There were dishes involved.

]]> By: guide http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-106616 guide Sun, 23 Aug 2009 05:36:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-106616 I like your website; I will share this with friends I like your website; I will share this with friends

]]> By: Orypeci http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-96657 Orypeci Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:48:41 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-96657 @Marc and Gina It's not uncommon. People go to places like JCPenny and they'll just piss or shit in the dressing rooms. Seriously, I have had friends who work at these places and have to clean up that shit. On that note, what the hell is wrong with you people!? @Marc and Gina

It’s not uncommon. People go to places like JCPenny and they’ll just piss or shit in the dressing rooms. Seriously, I have had friends who work at these places and have to clean up that shit.

On that note, what the hell is wrong with you people!?

]]> By: Marc http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-84332 Marc Tue, 05 May 2009 06:10:23 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-84332 Good lord, I don't know if I'm aroused or appalled at Gina. Good lord, I don’t know if I’m aroused or appalled at Gina.

]]> By: feralboy12 http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-62315 feralboy12 Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:49:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-62315 In a strange city, trying to find a wedding from a wrong address, I had to go so bad I walked to the end of someone's driveway and pissed, while wearing a tuxedo. Had they looked out this one window, they would have had a sight to behold. In a strange city, trying to find a wedding from a wrong address, I had to go so bad I walked to the end of someone’s driveway and pissed, while wearing a tuxedo. Had they looked out this one window, they would have had a sight to behold.

]]> By: Gina http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-51442 Gina Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:17:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-51442 Okay, so this actually happened this morning. I was at the mall and I was trying on clothes, and in the fitting room, I had to go soooooo bad because I had just downed an extra-large lemonade, so I just went in the corner and peed. :/ Okay, so this actually happened this morning.

I was at the mall and I was trying on clothes, and in the fitting room, I had to go soooooo bad because I had just downed an extra-large lemonade, so I just went in the corner and peed. :/

]]> By: Tartra http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-46390 Tartra Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:18:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-46390 One time, I peed in a toilet. It was AWESOME. But I greatly prefer the blueberry and strawberry patches in the pick-it-yourself farms. (HEY - CHICKS DON'T HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS. Go write your names and gloat, you bastards! I could write my name... if I had a hose and a funnel...) One time, I peed in a toilet. It was AWESOME. But I greatly prefer the blueberry and strawberry patches in the pick-it-yourself farms. (HEY - CHICKS DON’T HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS. Go write your names and gloat, you bastards! I could write my name… if I had a hose and a funnel…)

]]> By: Tom-Bomb http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-45772 Tom-Bomb Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:08:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-45772 After a night of heavy drinking on Louisville's infamous, liver-wilting Fourth Street, I felt it a prudent idea to piss off the second floor of a parking garage onto a security guard. He wasn't as fond of our shared experience as I was. Those guys were all toolbags anyways. After a night of heavy drinking on Louisville’s infamous, liver-wilting Fourth Street, I felt it a prudent idea to piss off the second floor of a parking garage onto a security guard.

He wasn’t as fond of our shared experience as I was.

Those guys were all toolbags anyways.

]]> By: catlover55 http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-37182 catlover55 Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:51:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-37182 At an important assembly in my senior year of high school everyone pooled their assets which turned out to be like $120, a pack of gum, some erasers, I think a CD player... to pee himself. He did it. The whole next week everyone had to take a hard look at themselves as they asked themselves what they'd pee themselves in school for. Turns out, most of us would have done it for MUCH cheaper. At an important assembly in my senior year of high school everyone pooled their assets which turned out to be like $120, a pack of gum, some erasers, I think a CD player… to pee himself.

He did it.

The whole next week everyone had to take a hard look at themselves as they asked themselves what they’d pee themselves in school for.

Turns out, most of us would have done it for MUCH cheaper.

]]> By: anonanon i go http://www.cracked.com/blog/urine-attack-set-terror-condition-yellow/comment-page-2/#comment-32936 anonanon i go Mon, 26 May 2008 09:05:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1276#comment-32936 A friend and I were once floating in a lake in a rubber dingey and on the way back from the island we had just paddled too we were feeling a little cold so we both thought it would be a good idea to relieve ourselfs in the boat. Suffice it to say that sitting in a pool of you and your friends piss makes you feel pretty dirty and uncomfortable and only warms you up for about 14 seconds. Other than that I tend to try and pee off really high things when im drunk (bridges, cliffs, roofs, out windows etc). Oh and this other time at a house party my friend, his brother and I all had a wee out of the window of the second story spare room. The friend peed all over the window, I peed all over the window ledge and the brother actually managed to get it out and onto the patio bellow. Pissing down stairwells and getting it all over the hand rails is pretty good if you wanna be gross. Erm peed in bottles because I was too lazy to walk to the toilet... and erm... once saw someone pee on an electric fence... sometimes we have competitions to see who can pee the highest when we are drunk... and I think... yeah thats about all my urine related stories for now. Get back to you if i remember any more. A friend and I were once floating in a lake in a rubber dingey and on the way back from the island we had just paddled too we were feeling a little cold so we both thought it would be a good idea to relieve ourselfs in the boat. Suffice it to say that sitting in a pool of you and your friends piss makes you feel pretty dirty and uncomfortable and only warms you up for about 14 seconds. Other than that I tend to try and pee off really high things when im drunk (bridges, cliffs, roofs, out windows etc). Oh and this other time at a house party my friend, his brother and I all had a wee out of the window of the second story spare room. The friend peed all over the window, I peed all over the window ledge and the brother actually managed to get it out and onto the patio bellow. Pissing down stairwells and getting it all over the hand rails is pretty good if you wanna be gross. Erm peed in bottles because I was too lazy to walk to the toilet… and erm… once saw someone pee on an electric fence… sometimes we have competitions to see who can pee the highest when we are drunk… and I think… yeah thats about all my urine related stories for now. Get back to you if i remember any more.

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