The internet is a big place, but there can only be so many Tay Zondays and LonelyGirl15s. Not everyone can become a crossover internet celebrity, and behind every one of these superstars there are a thousand others just like them, posting video after video and hoping one of them sticks. Naturally, most of them won’t make the cut. The following users represent only a fraction of a percentage of the YouTube users currently clogging up the internet tubes with absolute garbage - if you can think of others that deserve to be shamed, feel free to add them in the comments below. Or don’t, actually - additional exposure will only encourage them.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: #98 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Canada
HEROIC DEEDS: How many times have you booted up your computer, logged onto the internet and thought to yourself, “You know what would be great right now? Watching a video of some guy from Vancouver pulling bongs in his mom’s basement”? For years it was nothing more than a pipe dream, but now 1marijuanaman has stepped in and made it a pipe reality.
I’m not sure what exactly this guy thinks he’s accomplishing by smoking weed on the internet, but it certainly seems to be resonating with the fine people of Canada. What does it say about your national character when some guy who makes videos of himself getting stoned can be your country’s 98th most subscribed YouTube user? Does this reflect on Canada as a whole, or is Vancouver like its own weird red-eyed sovereign nation? Either way, coffee mugs and tote bags are available… so… yeah. Don’t worry about that. He’s got it covered.
Be sure to tune in on 4/20, when 1marijuanaman is totally going to post a video of himself SMOKING POT. It’s going to be awesome.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: Uhh…
HEROIC DEEDS: If posting nearly 500 videos of yourself freaking out about professional wrestling and verbally abusing your own mother makes you a hero, then I can’t think of too many people who deserve the title more than reymon14. He also takes viewers on a strange emotional journey in a very short time span: at first you feel terrible for wanting to laugh at some kid who most likely has mental problems, but after you hear him singing along to Limp Bizkit and threatening to kill his own mom, it kind of makes you feel okay about it. Give it a full three minutes and you’ll be like, “Yeah, this kid has mental problems, but he doesn’t have to be such a dick.” By the time five minutes go by you’ll be openly laughing at a 12-year-old special ed student and feeling fine.
Maybe. You know - if you’re a bad person.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: #46 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Canada
HEROIC DEEDS: Although he’s already been featured multiple times on the Daily Nooner, I feel like it would be a glaring omission to exclude Pruane2Forever from this list. His voice is obnoxious, his opinions are questionable, and he has an unparalleled knack for inspiring hatred in his viewers, but the Sexman remains singular in his vision: he hates Jerry Seinfeld, he likes Rambo, and he thinks everyone on the internet should know how he feels about these subjects.
Of course, not everyone is interested in what he has to say, but despite the thousands of commenters insulting his teeth (and frequently threatening to murder him), Sexman demonstrates an unwavering commitment to his completely run-of-the-mill opinions. For that, I feel that Pruane2Forever clearly deserves a silver medal.
Not a gold one, though. Let’s not get carried away.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: #31 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Canada
HEROIC DEEDS: Have you ever done something stupid and had someone tell you “C’mon - you’re old enough to know better”? For most of us that’s the end of the story - you rescrew the salt and pepper shakers, put your genitals back in your pants and apologize profusely to the waitress - but is that really what you should be doing? Isn’t that kind of a copout? When someone says “C’mon - you’re old enough to know better,” shouldn’t you respond like visiblemode and be like, “Age ain’t nothin but a number!”? Shouldn’t you spray whipped cream all over your feet, hump a pile of lettuce, and pretend to pee in your pants? Shouldn’t you then pretend to cut your finger off and prance around your studio apartment in a pair of pantyhose like an ooh-la-la pretty lady? Some might say no, that you should grow up and act like an adult, but when your material is as funny as this visiblemode guy, I think society at large will be willing to make an exception for you. You know - like “We were gonna call you pathetic, but then we saw your hilarious lettuce-humping, pretending-to-pee-in-your-pants routine. Nevermind! Kid power!”
So yeah - stay young forever.
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: #25 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Comedians
HEROIC DEEDS: I can roll my eyes and crack jokes, but the sad fact remains that ArtieTSMITW racked up a whopping 4 million views on a video called “Strange Faces and Noises I Can Make III” (not to be confused with parts I and II, which scored a pathetic 1 and 1.6 million respectively) and is the 25th most subscribed comedian of all time on YouTube. Now given, the #1 most subscribed users, smosh, describe themselves as “2 20 yeer young boys makin vidio” and are best known for this ADORABLE video of themselves lip-synching to the theme song to Mortal Kombat, but 25th is still nothing to shake a stick at. Youtube’s unwashed masses have spoken, and they’ve made it very clear what they want: videos of people making funny faces. Just compare the following search results:
Search for “funny face”: 35,600 results
Search for “serious face”: 2,330 results
The proof is in in the pudding, folks: If you want to get famous on YouTube, you better learn how to put your entire fist in your mouth.
Actually, that’s probably good advice no matter what kind of fame you’re after. I take it all back - this guy is going to be huge.
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October 27th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
We got a saying where I come from:
regarding Pruane - “I know I’m not good looking, but fuck me if that guy isn’t ugly as sin”
May 26th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
%-) genuinely interested by this website
May 26th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Ha!
You would think that they world have OK’d it at the beginning instead of allowing it to go so long without saying a thing and then bringing it back up when it was too late. I don’t understand it at all. VigRX Oil
April 20th, 2009 at 11:49 am
OMFG, hilarious, i love how when reymon14’s talking about gay people, and he just checks over his shoulder to make sure there aren’t any there.
April 15th, 2009 at 10:04 am
My friend on Facebook shared this link with me and I’m not dissapointed that I came here.
March 8th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Artie, or Brandon Hardesty as hes known, has been in movies, commercials and tons of other shit
hes not comparable to any of these fags, hes a comical genius whos actually doing something with his life
March 5th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
And this is how to become famous in 1 step:
Get thousand of channel views! How? Buy them from me, $1 per 1000 channel views, you’ll be on the most viewed list in no time!
e-mail me if interested: kevin_drijver13@hotmail.com
June 16th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Is it just me or is praun2forever (or whatever, trevor. Just in case he reads this the rhyme will cheer him up) kind of like Gladstone with his Numbers schtick?
Maybe he’s the untalented Gladstone Jnr.?
June 13th, 2008 at 11:07 am
What about Jon Lajoie???
June 13th, 2008 at 8:31 am
No-one from a country that invented Everybody Loves Raymond should be allowed to laugh at anyone for having a lousy sense of humour…
June 13th, 2008 at 7:36 am
That Artie guy is featured in a Geico Insurance commercial in Florida. Guess he is somewhat famous.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
theb0as are alright. it is funny how many canadians are here
June 12th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
nice post! I also saw many big boob dancing videos, big booty dancing videos @@__PlusMeet.c o m___, where many sexy big beauties and big handsome guys mingle and seek fun&love together! You will not be disappointed!
June 12th, 2008 at 8:23 am
I was trying to think of a way for my typo to make sense but I’m at a loss. I’m pretty sure you can’t “tend” to murder a group of people. “Intend”, of course…many times over. I suppose I could have been tending to their need for murder. Who the fuck knows - you guys need an edit button.
June 12th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Maybe there should be a legal age where you need parental permission to put this stuff on the web. This can’t be a good decision if this kid grows up and gets his act together (mental help). He now has a very sad legacy.
http://death-sentences.blogspot.com/
June 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I bet the last guy entertains babies.
June 10th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
actually i just clicked that last one artietsmit and it says that they used his video on a geico commericial so i guess he got famous off of it and made money
June 10th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
theyre all from canada
June 10th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Because being in a Geico commercial will land you some serious JFK ass. Worked for that lizard.
June 7th, 2008 at 5:54 am
What’s wrong with Canada? They must find anything funny over there, including dad jokes.
The ironic part of this article is that by writing about these people they become a little more famous.
I think the worst offender on this list is Pruane, he inspires Hulk-like rage in me.
And to the person in the comments section who asked why Chris Crocker isn’t on the list, he is (unfortunatley) famous. He has an incredible amount of views, has had TV interviews and was even going to get his own series, but heaven forbid he has to think before he talks. He was also parodied in Meet The Spartans and by Seth Green.
June 7th, 2008 at 1:11 am
I also saw many big boob dancing videos, big booty dancing videos @@PlusMeet.c o m___, where many sexy big beauties and big handsome guys mingle and seek fun&love together! You will not be disappointed!
June 6th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I have viewed many sexy and hot videos and photos at a celebrities singles dating club— Mixedmingle.com—- where many fans and stars can chat together. And there are many black and white singles who are seeking for ideal match seriously there.
June 6th, 2008 at 11:19 am
This article actually made me depressed.
I hate YouTube now, and I’ve lost a little bit
of hope in humanity.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Actually, ArtieTSMITW, aka Brandon Hardesty, recently acted in an independent film that made it to Tribeca (Bart Got a Room), and is in talks of doing small parts in other Hollywood movies.
So, while not a fucking mega-celebrity, he’s doing pretty well for himself.
June 5th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Seriously, if u are a military singles or just an admirer of the people in uniform!
u can have a look at
__Militarysoulmate.c om__ a place for military singles and admirers to meet soul mate!
June 5th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Yeah, it’s hard to get that Casnadian “humour”.
June 5th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Is it me, or does the Artie guy look like what would happen if Steven Page and Brent Butt had a kid?
(I know, I know, only the other Casnadians will get it. PARANOIAAAAAAA!)
June 5th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
i can feel my braincells die as i watch each of these videos. there is indeed, somthing wrong with canada
June 5th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
And DON’T FUCKING LAUGH AT THAT! That’s nothing to LAUGH ABOUT! Being homeless…
*crazy retarded dance*
June 5th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
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June 5th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
wat about that Reubnick noob. Boooo, he won’t be. u guys didnt do no research wit hthis wun.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
YOU GUYS JUST MADE THEM FAMOUS
June 5th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Maybe that’s just his family name. Don’t be prejudiced.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
kingmonkey, the guys name is fucking marijuanaman. i think he enjoys getting fucked up.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:17 am
what about the fag Chris Crocker????
June 5th, 2008 at 10:17 am
You need Trent from punchbowl, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZU87L3Vc7M
June 5th, 2008 at 10:01 am
[...] YouTube users who will never be famous, including one of my all-time [...]
June 5th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Regarding 1marijuanaman’s premature smoke release: I’m not a smoker myself, but from all reports, BC weed is crazy potent. It could be that holding it in for longer than two seconds might funk you up bad.
June 5th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Seriously, we NEED to see another edition of this.
It’s laughably bad how people think online video will make them famous:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=DV1Lc7yA61o
She should have a demo reel as an ugly chick in an ebaum gallery.
June 5th, 2008 at 5:12 am
Where’s ChrisCrocker?:> Why he istn here?
June 5th, 2008 at 4:27 am
Visiblemode is embarrassing to watch
June 5th, 2008 at 4:19 am
hey that last guy was on one of those Geico commercials about “there’s a better way to spend time online”
June 5th, 2008 at 3:56 am
Artie is, uh, kind of famous. His video was used in a national car insurance commercial…
June 5th, 2008 at 2:35 am
Some perverse retard named Kphoria (http://www.youtube.com/user/Kphoria) is the 57th Most Subscribed Director in Canada. They create horribly drawn and poorly animated vore (a fetish revolving around being swallowed whole) videos featuring comic-book, cartoon and videogame characters such as Sonic the Hedgehog.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:34 am
On that note, gamesmasterjasper is a y-tube hero. http://au.youtube.com/user/gamesmasterjasper
June 5th, 2008 at 2:06 am
If he can post videos of himself smoking dope on youtube all day long, he probably has dope to waste
June 5th, 2008 at 1:45 am
that marijuana guy need to learn to smoke. the key to getting high is holding in the smoke for along time. he barely takes in that bong hit, he exhales after all of 2 seconds. he just wasted that weed.
June 5th, 2008 at 12:38 am
It looks like the Canadian project to replace all their males’ balls with vaginas is progressing smoothly…
I mean, sure they couldn’t get the Cup this year, but… neutered males! Yee-haw!
Long live the queens.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
This article is right.
Most of us put out crap that really isn’t suitable for the masses.
I don’t want to be famous and anyone who thinks they are all going to hit big on youtube should get their head checked. Only a select few people actually make money on this site. Even if you make money on the site, most of the time you aren’t going to pay the rent.
Youtube is what it is, just a time sink for the bored.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Whoops!
June 4th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
What about <a href=”"> this Artie video?
June 4th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I don’t know about y’all, but where I grew up marijuanaman would get his ass beat for taking that big a hit and blowing it straight back out without holding it. Talk about a waste of smoke.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
ArtieTSMITW is actually very talented and funny. That video of his “strange faces” was just something he did between his actual videos. That was just the one that happened to be featured. I still enjoyed it though.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Hey, Pruane2forever has a video that bashes Hannah Montana! Is he the replacement for Gladstone in DOB’s dynamic duo? Machete and Sexman? Find out next time– same DOBtime, same DOBchannel!
June 4th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I like 1marijuanaman. in fact, he makes me want to move to Casnadia. I also like The Sexman, for he makes me laugh. but reymon14 should probably be in a mental institution of some sort (to keep humankind safe and not insane with rage over his behaviour).
June 4th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Things like this makes me kind of wish YouTube was never created. Hooray for people’s opinions but, Christ, at least put a mask on!
June 4th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Heeeeeeeeeey….stop picking on us canadians :p Good list though XD
June 4th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
You ever get the feeling on here that some folks don’t read any of the previous posts before posting?
June 4th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
ON the subject of ArtieSMTW - If you had watched the rest of Arties videos you might realize why he was the 25th most subscribed - maybe the funny faces video helped , but he also did a series of re-enactments of scenes from movies, as well as some improvisational short films that are pretty fucking hilarious. He’s also got a pretty decent role in a movie with William H. Macy, so stating he’ll never get famous might be an mistake.
June 4th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Ross, if it makes you feel any better I never heard of the dude prior to this article.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Okay- some thoughts on this post. Whatya think?
http://willvideoforfood.com/2008/06/04/long-tail-celebrities-wont-get-famous-and-may-not-care/
June 4th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
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June 4th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Reymon kinda looks like a retarded Hermione Granger.
Pruane2 seems like a failed abortion.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
@Ross - pwned
I kid, great article man! I’m just glad my one video wasn’t enough for the radar.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Artie The Strongest Man In The World? C’mon, everybody knows that guy, he’s been featured tons of times. Though his Reservoir Dogs impression is fucking ART, so I’m not complaining. But hey, what about eidolontlp? That’s a mindfuck, how about featuring him?
June 4th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Of the thousands of people on YouTube, I somehow managed to pick the one guy who is actually ALREADY in the process of becoming famous. Great.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
ArtieTSMITW is actually a brilliant actor in the scope of the weird things he does. The Strange Faces and Noises series is a tiny, tiny fraction of his oeuvre. He does these reenactments of movie scenes where he plays every character, mans the camera, and uses things he finds around the house as props, and somehow he capture them perfectly. He’s breaking in to Hollywood acting in the upcoming film “Bart Got a Room”. The dude’s going places.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
As soon as reymon 14 started speaking, I laughed.
Than I noticed that, totally serious, he really IS retarded.
Then I laughed so more.
Damn, I’m so going to hell.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Nalts - you were very close to being on this list, actually, but I couldn’t think of anything to say about “Farting In Public” so I used Artie instead.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Vote for Nalts. Vote for Nalts.
Keep in mind that if you’re having fun, expressing your creativity, getting constructive feedback from an audience, and making money… who cares if you’re forgotten in a year? Enjoy it while it lasts.
In my opinion there are probably only 5-10 YouTubers that have acting careers ahead of them, but as long as audiences grow and ads make sense for marketers… it’s all good.
June 4th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
@ DOB “I have this to say: Fart noises fart noises fart noises, Dick Dick, Poopie, wiener-dick fart noises.” Sheer fucking genius.
@ kingmonkey +1 ” For anyone who asks what’s wrong with Casnadia, I’d like to point out that everything I’ve ever heard from the entire state of Florida alone outweighs Casnadia’s total freaky Youtube factor.”
Please remember this, there is a high number of Casnadians in Florida half the year. You know the ones, wearing socks and sandals to hide their cloven hooved feet.
June 4th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
There’s apparently a reason why I visit 1marijuanaman’s site more than cracked.com
June 4th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
I have to agree, Artie’s impressions are really a marvel. The fact that the worst thing he ever did is what he’s known for on Youtube says a lot more about the Youtube audience than his acting chops. His Jurassic Park is phenomenal.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
really shows how many tools are on youtube (a lot)
June 4th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
DOB’s comment so intelligently illustrates, demonstrates, fornicates and populates the reason why Cracked.com should be held to the same literary standards as the Oxford Dictionary, the Encyclopaedia Brittanica, CNN.com, the History Channel, and DOB’s abs.
Ross, for shame. You’ve opened the Pandora’s Box of terrible YouTube videos . . . again . . . or not. (I’m resisting the evil urge to actually watch those videos.) Can we have a YouTube video collaboration between the Cracked Bloggers to balance out all the other videos on there? Or is that possibly the scariest idea ever?
June 4th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I was so fucking high when i watched this ArtieTSMTW guy and i creeped me out to the border of… hmm i dont know but it was some hardcore shit i tell you! =)
June 4th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Jesus, these people depress me HARD.
June 4th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Reading this makes me want to fling poop at you!
June 4th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
What, no mention of “Fred”, the annoying prepubescent who whines about his day in falsetto with exaggerated hand gestures? I’d pray that he gets hourly wedgies but, I’m not clear on whether he’d enjoy them.
June 4th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I think andywolf2 deserves a spot because of how absolutely bad his videos are, you’re warned.
http://www.youtube.com/andywolf2
June 4th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Oh my god, Ms. the Bitch, that man is #1 on the list of “The 6,387,739,032 most fucked up living people today”.
June 4th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Canadians may have more lame videos, but I think we’re lacking in the “holy shit that’s disturbing” arena. Observe:
http://www.youtube.com/user/mrpregnant
June 4th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
My favorite three seconds on youtube is Pruane2forever “Mah review on…10,000 bay-cay”. Go look it up (under “My review on 10,000 BC”) and then tell me you didn’t involuntarily pee-dribble from cracking up.
June 4th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Now, where did I leave the address to of that nihilism website…
June 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
What they fail to mention is that this article was ghost-written by my mother…and she was going easy on me. You should hear her in real life! I try to explain to my fiance that the score cards mom holds up while we’re reaching climax are a reflection of how we *look* when we’re having sex, not the degree to which we are satisfying one another. Still though…she seems annoyed.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
The most loveable thing about 1majiruanaman is that he looks and sounds EXACTLY like you’d expect him to.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
The guy may have made some other funny videos, he may be in a Geico commercial (not sure if that really constitutes “fame”), and he may be filming a movie (so did Paris Hilton… and we all know how that turned out), but the guy’s most popular video still consists of him making a bunch of funny faces and noises.
See also Aziz Ansari’s character in the Human Giant sketch Viral Videos if you still don’t understand how unbelievably retarded that is.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I was trying to think of a way for my typo to make sense but I’m at a loss. I’m pretty sure you can’t “tend” to murder a group of people. “Intend”, of course…many times over. I suppose I could have been tending to their need for murder. Who the fuck knows - you guys need an edit button.
-The Butcher.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
God damn it, Ross. Now I have to completely rehash my spreadsheet of people I tend to murder before 2009. I seriously think you writers of Cracked have absolutely no respect for my time.
-The Butcher.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
If you think these are bad I highly recommend checking out “tinaecmusic” on youtube.
She’s fantastic!
June 4th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
yeah, every time that f*cking geico commercial comes on, i want to eat a bullet. honestly, i thought the fat kid with funny face phase was like an internet growing pain for the world; i prayed we would be past that by now.
also, paperlillies (i had to punch myself in the face just to write that overly pretentious handle) and gen (no punching on that one) = douschbags.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I actually kind of love Artie, to be totally honest. He’s got a video where he reenacts an entire scene from Goodfellas and his impression of Ray Liotta’s questionable laughter is spot on. He’s also got a pretty solid impression of Greg Kinnear in his arsenal and when I first saw it I thought “My, what an odd impression to attempt to master. I can’t imagine that an impression of Greg Kinnear will ever come in handy.”
As for the debate on whether or not Cracked does its research, or should be doing more research, I have this to say: Fart noises fart noises fart noises, Dick Dick, Poopie, wiener-dick fart noises.
Think about that for a while.
June 4th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
“It’s two men sleeping together, having gay sex.”
*Check over shoulder to make sure mom isn’t around.*
“That’s what gay is.”
June 4th, 2008 at 11:53 am
1marijuanaman kind of reminds me of Willem Dafoe, which is a feat given that not only is Willem Dafoe not a loud, obnoxious, self-promoting narcissist, he seems like a very sweet, dear man despite some of the creepy, evil characters he’s played. I think my point is, I love you, Willem Dafoe.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:43 am
You’d think the Alabama channel would be in there somewhere
June 4th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I am for them!!they really good guys!
I happen to know “M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h . c 0 M “There you can meet hundreds of thousands of rich singles in your city and find the Beauty of life. The SEXY women and men are a real eye-popper .Dating, butterflies, romance… it all happens here.
June 4th, 2008 at 11:30 am
2006, 1st Quarter, it was an important time for serious faces
June 4th, 2008 at 11:28 am
That kid really loves the Cosby show on a frightening level
June 4th, 2008 at 11:25 am
@dublin34: yes
@bewmar: Totally agree with you, he’s the only one that doesn’t belong to this list. For example, his FMJ impersonation is a masterpiece…
…of course this still doesn’t explain why his most viewed videos are the “strange faces”.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:57 am
is reymon14 spawn of charles manson ?
June 4th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Dude, Artie has some mad acting skills.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:49 am
@idiotsWhoThinkTheInternetTurnedThemIntoACritic
I’m gonna second what carparts443 said, and add: just because the internet gives you the *opportunity* to critique, doesn’t mean that you have a *responsibility* to. It also doesn’t magically endow you with the *capacity*
Critiquing a blog post on Cracked.com is like critiquing videos posted by amateurs on Youtube… oh… uh… wait, I meant… damnit.
Okay… what I meant to say is that when I want research I go to a library, when I wanna laugh, I look for stupid Canadians. Er, um, yeah.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:49 am
And regarding 1marijuanaman, yes, the province of BC is kind of it’s own subject there. They’re a bit smokier than the rest of us. It’s the Rocky Mountains, though: they’re just naturally higher than the rest of Casnadia.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:47 am
For anyone who asks what’s wrong with Casnadia, I’d like to point out that everything I’ve ever heard from the entire state of Florida alone outweighs Casnadia’s total freaky Youtube factor.
One state. Don’t even try to deny it, either.
Welcome back, RoWo. I didn’t miss you because I was also on vacation in Central America while you were gone.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Douchebag.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Please Gen the door you walked through on your way to this site is right there. *points*
Make use of it any time you see fit (right now’d be favourite).
Find a comedy site in which all of the views are subjective, I’m sure it’ll be a blast.
Also, have you read any number of Ross’s articles before making such a rude, hurtful comment. Proceeding to write such mean things as if you knew what you are talking about, when in fact you didn’t, would be what is very cracked indeed, no?
June 4th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Dude, maybe you should do more research before writing reviews. Merely viewing a single video for a channel and then proceeding to write as if you know what you are talking about is what is cracked.
You were not doing a channel review, you were doing a video review.
Maybe you should give it another try when you acquire an adequate attention span.
Also your opinion is subjective and I don’t see you being a good judge.
Objective reviews based on more then “sucks or doesn’t suck” would hold more ground.
Too bad Mad Magazine won’t hire a gem like you EH?
June 4th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Why is everyone one so hard on the authors of these articles when they make an omission or error?
1.) These are blogs for entertainment purposes so consider taking the comments as tongue-in-cheek.
2.) These writers are giving you hours of free entertainment, and all you can come back with is a sarcastic “nice research” or baseless insults?
You know, if you are so concerned with accuracy or inclusion of every irrelevant detail, you can write your own blog.
June 4th, 2008 at 10:00 am
If this is the best Canada has I want to see the worst.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:57 am
the eternal question remains - who is the most retarded piece of shit? the assholes who make the videos or the assholes who subscribe to them?
maybe we shall never know
June 4th, 2008 at 9:57 am
I live in Vancouver and yeah we are into weed. Our marijuana party does well and you can get high in some of the cafe’s in the shitty part of town.
Thanks for asking.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:50 am
and ALSO, ArtieTSMITW was actually in a Geico commercial, and he’s currently filming a movie.
Nice research cracked.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:48 am
what about the SWAIM?? HE’s on youtube!
FOR SHAME, SWAIM.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:48 am
heyyy visiblemode is my friend you assholes.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:06 am
This is so great but you only leave us with 5?
Promise us we’ll see another edition of this!
June 4th, 2008 at 8:39 am
Sure.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:39 am
THose were all pretty good. This youtube clip is one of the coolest I’ve seen in a while.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:31 am
I’d like to add for the record that the disproportionately high number of Canadians featured in this post was completely unintentional. It just so happened that every time I watched something and was like, “Wow - this really sucks,” the person who made it often turned out to be Canadian. Total coincidence.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Jesus. What’s wrong with Canada?
Awesome post, I had totally forgotten about Pruane2forever!