Twice-Translated Tales of the Super Friends
The Super Friends had to deal with a lot of problems. They had to fight crime without actual violence on the screen, one of them was a bucket of water, six of them didn't wear pants and the non-Caucasian ones were so clumsily written that they seemed like animatronics from a racist pizza parlor.
To make matters even more confusing, I saw this episode in French and translated it back into English with no knowledge of the French language. I was extremely true to what the original plot probably was, but there is a two percent margin of error. Please enjoy Twice-Translated Tales of the Super Friends.
That was the greatest f*****g thing I have ever read. Even the Connect Four commercial had me clutching my sides.
ReplyHilarious, but there's one thing that kept gnawing at me once I reached the end.
ReplyHow does this not even make PASSING REFERENCE to the fact that Robin's joyriding companion has a frickin' pink turtleneck shrink-wrapped onto his... like... _DISTURBINGLY_ buff upper body? I mean, especially with all the B&R gay jokes flying around, that just seems like the elephant[-cock] in the room. Yet, Apache Chief's "West Fagland" comment is the closest anyone close to mentioning it.
That was the doctor saying it, but yeah, I gotta agree with you, that guy seemed to have gotten off easy from the usual Seanbaby treatment.
Seanbaby, Interweb Almighty.
ReplyAnd f**kING PLEASE finish your Superfriends bios on your own site :D
SECONDED! Don't leave us hangin' bro!
I don't know what's disturbing, that sis saw 7 dicks that day, or that she saw the same 7 dicks as her brother? Or just the fact that her brother saw 7 dicks?
Replyall of those things
lol that was awesome.
ReplyAwesome as always but, I've got to ask... what's with the "Face!" exclamation? I've seen this here and there for a while and I still don't get what it means or is in reference of.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesIt's a really irritating way of saying someone just got insulted badly.
That would probably be short for "In your face!". When you're too cool to say the whole phrase, you just reduce it to one word and assume everyone gets the reference.
My drama teacher taught it to our class a few months ago, and now it's everywhere in our school :P
PS- seanbaby!!!! amazing
Oh my god. I don't really get into the man comics (maybe because I'm not a man) and I was starting to wonder if maybe you weren't funny enough to induce actual hysterics, as I remembered. No, I was right the first time.
ReplyQuit her yapping and get me a mother f**king sandwich b***h!
lol
Reply"i vote we all go there and get hit by the dinosaur ray"
and the connect four thing made me laugh my ass off
With a script like this, the old Justice League seems much more bearable & funny ^_^
ReplySeanbaby..your comics make life seem more worth living. I love your comics it's genius and entertaining and for me and I can't help but laugh.
Replythat was painfully hilarious
ReplyLMFAO @ Lego hair!!!!
ReplyHoly hell, that was great. I'm glad we finally got some Superfriends action on this site, but when will the Hostess Fruit Pie comics show up?
ReplyI beg your pardon! Calling a man a "Fruit Pie" is VERY un-P.C.!!!
I love this country.
ReplyNo way. I've seen how Batman likes to booby trap his property.
ReplyI used to watch the Superfriends when I was a kid, and this is pretty much exactly how I remember them. Everything was made of dinosaurs back then.
ReplyIt's still that way. Most of the furniture in my house is actually live dinosaurs. My car is also a triceratops.
"Such a scrotum could wristband my people for five moon cycles"
ReplyFuck yes! Best one in a while!
best line.
Don't look now, but LOOK!
ReplyHehehehehelarious.
Hahahaha best article I've freakin read on here in a long time!
ReplyWonder Woman as a dinosaur saying "This is SO AWESOME!" almost got me in trouble at work.
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