The Night Before Christmas 09: Rated R for Language, Elf Sex
In what I hope will become a yearly holiday tradition until I get either lazy or bored with the concept, (next year), here is the latest installment in the 'Twas the Night Before Christmas series. Find the first one here. Find the next one directly after this sentence.
Daniel O'Brien is the author of The Spiderwick Chronicles, and he also operates a dog-fighting ring in his basement.
If I ever have kids, I can't wait to read this to them every Christmas.
ReplyHow disappointing.
ReplyI remember reading this story last year, and it's just as funny now! I dare say we have a new Christmas Classic on our hands!
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Reply[...] The Night Before Christmas 09: Rated R for Language, Elf Sex – December 18th, 2009 [...]
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ReplyWell I'm gonna need to read up some more but this was a good place to start.
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The true meaning of Christmas.
Replyhmmm..... I wonder why The Spiderwick Chronicles are blocked from being edited by non-members on Wikipedia....
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ReplyI'm not sure why I didn't get around to reading this until after New Years but I just laughed through the whole thing and shared a tender moment with my family by reading it out loud. Hi-larious.
ReplyYou rock D.O.B., looking forward to next years instalment.
ReplyFunny as hell!
Merry Christmas and Happy new year to all Crackeder
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