Comments on: ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas 2: Christmasturbation http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:52:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Vulpes-Aurum http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-5/#comment-122399 Vulpes-Aurum Sun, 01 Nov 2009 01:49:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-122399 "She still didn't know that I was an impostor But she WAS catching on... Lobster." GENIUS. “She still didn’t know that I was an impostor
But she WAS catching on… Lobster.”

GENIUS.

]]> By: Nitai http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-5/#comment-120642 Nitai Fri, 23 Oct 2009 19:17:00 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-120642 Haha! That's amazing! Haha! That’s amazing!

]]> By: mike http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-5/#comment-111344 mike Sat, 19 Sep 2009 07:03:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-111344 write more childrens books for cracked write more childrens books for cracked

]]> By: Michael http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-5/#comment-96217 Michael Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:10:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-96217 Man, how the fuck do you write children's books? But the lobster thing was pretty good. And I am going to move out of L.A. because of you. Man, how the fuck do you write children’s books?
But the lobster thing was pretty good. And I am going to move out of L.A. because of you.

]]> By: KenDeezy http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-5/#comment-92123 KenDeezy Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:09:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-92123 ok i love the lobster. Ok and I love DOB Sorry but its true ok i love the lobster.
Ok and I love DOB
Sorry but its true

]]> By: tits mcgee http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-5/#comment-82959 tits mcgee Wed, 29 Apr 2009 04:12:12 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-82959 this articl scares the fuck out of you when your name is daniel this articl scares the fuck out of you when your name is daniel

]]> By: Brian http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-5/#comment-78783 Brian Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:03:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-78783 Ah, sweet, sweet humor. Ah, sweet, sweet humor.

]]> By: Samantha http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-4/#comment-78190 Samantha Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:38:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-78190 LMAO, lobster. LMAO, lobster.

]]> By: Penis Growth http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-4/#comment-77787 Penis Growth Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:20:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-77787 Do some research through google or yahoo. SE always help. Do some research through google or yahoo. SE always help.

]]> By: lamar http://www.cracked.com/blog/twas-the-night-before-christmas-2-christmasturbation/comment-page-4/#comment-73964 lamar Sat, 07 Mar 2009 12:13:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5660#comment-73964 dob. again..... what is the secret to sweet masturbation? do u talk to it gently? "who the penis? U the penis!" do u sprinkle sugar on it? honey? fairy dust? is it fairy dust?! do u do it while looking at candy canes? chocolate bars? cupcakes? come on man. im tired of rough masturbation... sweet jerking would b a nice change of pace and U have the secret.... dob. again….. what is the secret to sweet masturbation? do u talk to it gently? “who the penis? U the penis!” do u sprinkle sugar on it? honey? fairy dust? is it fairy dust?! do u do it while looking at candy canes? chocolate bars? cupcakes?
come on man. im tired of rough masturbation… sweet jerking would b a nice change of pace and U have the secret….

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