'Twas the Night Before Christmas 2: Christmasturbation
Daniel O'Brien is a British author of children's books, best known as the creator of the Harry Potter fantasy series. He currently lives in Los Angeles with wife, Maureen, and their two dogs.
Daniel O'Brien is a British author of children's books, best known as the creator of the Harry Potter fantasy series. He currently lives in Los Angeles with wife, Maureen, and their two dogs.
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The author bio was fantastic (ladies).
ReplyGreat!
Replyhahahaha
Reply....lobster
This is so great :D Even if I only discovered it 3 years later...
Replymmmm, lobster. :D This is fantastic!!
ReplyHA!...masturbation.
ReplyLobsterbation.
You are officially my favorite person for today!
Reply...Lobster
"Daniel O'Brien is a British author of children's books, best known as the creator of the Harry Potter fantasy series."
ReplyThis was the icing on the Christmas Pudding for me...
Dan's semen?
HOLY s**t
Why does that girl look almost exactly like the girl I'm desperate to do that too? Must I be tortured MORE?!!
ReplyWhile in prison poor Daniel dropped the soap,
Replyand his showermates all around made a c*m-boat.
hahaha nice
lobster
Reply[...] here is the latest installment in the ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas series. Find the first one here. Find the next one directly after this [...]
Replyman, this is awesome!!!!
Replythe poetry, and that girl maureen too.
can understand why u followed her, dan.
It's because he wanted sex, isn't it?
"She still didn't know that I was an impostor
ReplyBut she WAS catching on... Lobster."
GENIUS.
Haha! That's amazing!
Replywrite more childrens books for cracked
ReplyMan, how the fuck do you write children's books?
ReplyBut the lobster thing was pretty good. And I am going to move out of L.A. because of you.
ok i love the lobster.
ReplyOk and I love DOB
Sorry but its true
this articl scares the fuck out of you when your name is daniel
ReplyAh, sweet, sweet humor.
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