Treat Yourself To Good Dental Hygiene This Candy Season

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You have to brush your teeth at least twice a day if you want to avoid gum disease and maintain your personal relationships, so it makes sense to get the Beyonce of toothbrushes, a sonic electric one. But a top-of-the-line Sonicare toothbrush costs hundreds of dollars, so we found some affordable alternatives. Plus, as a spooktacular treat, you can type in the code BOO15 at checkout to get an additional 15 percent off.

Platinum Sonic Toothbrush And USB Sanitizing Case

The Platinum Sonic Toothbrush will eradicate plaque, corn chip mulch, and chicken finger residue straight off your teeth with 40,000 brush strokes per minute. If you had a genie and wished for a perfectly clean mouth, not even he could do that good a job. Plus, the Platinum Sonic Toothbrush comes with a USB sanitizing case, which keeps your brush charged while unleashing powerful UV rays to kill 99 percent of germs and bacteria. The Platinum Sonic Toothbrush also features a smart timer that will alert you after two minutes of brushing, which is the amount of time recommended by the American Dental Association. Normally the Platinum sells for $259, but you can get one right now at a whopping 80 percent off for just $49.99. Remember to use the BOO15 code at checkout to get an additional 15 percent off!

TAO Clean Sonic Toothbrush And Cleaning Station

Have you ever wished you had a tiny dentist who lived in your bathroom sink to clean your teeth at your every whim? No? Too creepy? Well get the TAO Clean Sonic Toothbrush instead, because it's just as good. It uses top-notch sonic technology to clean in two settings, so if the professional scrub is a bit too much for you, you can switch it over to sensitive mode and enjoy a gentler but equally thorough cleaning. Plus, the TAO's cleaning station keeps the brush dry and bacteria-free using UV-C rays which we're pretty sure come from outer space. The TAO Clean Sonic Toothbrush usually sells for $129, but right now you can get it at 45 percent off for $69.99. And type in that sweet BOO15 code at checkout to get an additional 15 percent off.

Bristl Phototherapy Electric Toothbrush

The Bristl Phototherapy Electric Toothbrush harnesses the power of light like some kind of magic relic from Ra the Sun god, all to keep your chompers dazzling and healthy. As you brush, the Bristl emits a blue light that whitens your teeth and vaporizes bacteria, and a red light that soothes and heals your gums. How do lights do this? Science, that's how. And science also enables it to automatically shut off after two minutes, ensuring you scrub for the recommended amount of time each day. It even offers a subscription program, so you can get new microfiber replacement brush heads regularly instead of using the same one until it literally falls apart like we normally do. The Bristl Phototherapy Toothbrush normally sells for $99, but today you can knock 24 percent right off that price and get it for $74.99. Don't forget to flex that BOO15 code at checkout to get an additional 15 percent off.

Make sure ALL of you is as freshly clean as your newly pearly whites with this Brax+Bailey 8-Piece Home Towel Set and the IllumiScrub Light-Up Loofah.

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