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	<title>Comments on: Trapped! A Harrowing Tale of Survival</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 17:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4989</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was talking about "Selma Hayek" my cleaning lady. Who is this Salma you speak of?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was talking about &#8220;Selma Hayek&#8221; my cleaning lady. Who is this Salma you speak of?</p>
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		<title>By: Salma</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4928</link>
		<dc:creator>Salma</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please spell my name correctly - it's Salma, not Selma.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please spell my name correctly - it&#8217;s Salma, not Selma.</p>
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		<title>By: Maarten</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4886</link>
		<dc:creator>Maarten</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Kinkmonkey: The Lift is a Dutch film, and actually quite a classic in this country, being the first Dutch film published for international release. [/useless trivia]

Great post, btw.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Kinkmonkey: The Lift is a Dutch film, and actually quite a classic in this country, being the first Dutch film published for international release. [/useless trivia]</p>
<p>Great post, btw.</p>
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		<title>By: Wallsy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4811</link>
		<dc:creator>Wallsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Salma Hayek is not that great. Just thought that had to be said.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Salma Hayek is not that great. Just thought that had to be said.</p>
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		<title>By: kingmonkey</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4741</link>
		<dc:creator>kingmonkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've already seen a haunted elevator movie. It was called "the Lift", a European movie. It was ridiculously horrible, and played out like a rogue cop movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve already seen a haunted elevator movie. It was called &#8220;the Lift&#8221;, a European movie. It was ridiculously horrible, and played out like a rogue cop movie.</p>
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		<title>By: Ross</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4717</link>
		<dc:creator>Ross</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Salma Hayek has breasts blessed by God, according to this website, so a lesbian encounter between her and Judi Dench would cause Judi to turn back into a 22 year old.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Salma Hayek has breasts blessed by God, according to this website, so a lesbian encounter between her and Judi Dench would cause Judi to turn back into a 22 year old.</p>
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		<title>By: glendoor42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4660</link>
		<dc:creator>glendoor42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:24:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Selma Hayek is quite possibly the finest woman on the planet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Selma Hayek is quite possibly the finest woman on the planet.</p>
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		<title>By: Justin</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4654</link>
		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 20:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bennett, you should've seen Judi Dench when she was a sprightly 55!  Rowr!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bennett, you should&#8217;ve seen Judi Dench when she was a sprightly 55!  Rowr!</p>
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		<title>By: Bennett</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4650</link>
		<dc:creator>Bennett</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd just like to thank you for that picture of Salma Hayek.

The picture of Judi Dench......hmm.....not so much.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d just like to thank you for that picture of Salma Hayek.</p>
<p>The picture of Judi Dench&#8230;&#8230;hmm&#8230;..not so much.</p>
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		<title>By: ass_master3000</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/trapped-a-harrowing-tale-of-survival/#comment-4645</link>
		<dc:creator>ass_master3000</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 17:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well done, Swaim</description>
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