Comments on: Transformers 2: Michael Bay’s Rejected Script http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:06:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Pretentious Artsy Douchebag http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-126243 Pretentious Artsy Douchebag Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:48:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-126243 *random troll rant* No, seriously, it had me grabbing my stomach during the whole article, that's how hard I was laughing. The scanned pages makes it all the more authentic and funny, keep up the good work. *random troll rant*
No, seriously, it had me grabbing my stomach during the whole article, that’s how hard I was laughing.
The scanned pages makes it all the more authentic and funny, keep up the good work.

]]> By: Doctorchaos http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-117076 Doctorchaos Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:19:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-117076 Hi there, Im doctor chaos.... I like teabagging and shoving my fingers in the mouths of puppy dogs while jacking off.... You see, Im inbred, my parents are actually brother and sister (as were there parents... and their parents parents). Although I dont normally do gay sex, Im willing to have you all come over to my hous elater for strawberries and extremely sexy escapades (possibly including leather thongs and several little gnomes)... I am a special, special man! No, thank you! Hi there, Im doctor chaos…. I like teabagging and shoving my fingers in the mouths of puppy dogs while jacking off…. You see, Im inbred, my parents are actually brother and sister (as were there parents… and their parents parents). Although I dont normally do gay sex, Im willing to have you all come over to my hous elater for strawberries and extremely sexy escapades (possibly including leather thongs and several little gnomes)… I am a special, special man! No, thank you!

]]> By: awaken http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-105723 awaken Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:48:17 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-105723 Its funny how once south park makes a joke about something, everyone tries to jump on it as fast as they can and pretend they were involved in coming up with the idea. if you dont know what im talkin about, its the imaginationland episode. Its funny how once south park makes a joke about something, everyone tries to jump on it as fast as they can and pretend they were involved in coming up with the idea. if you dont know what im talkin about, its the imaginationland episode.

]]> By: Bill the Donkey http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-105066 Bill the Donkey Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:59:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-105066 IMPORTANT: If you, after reading the entire post, have not yet realized it is a spoof, please don't comment. I will not insult your intelligence by explaining this post to you, just know that if you think that this is: A) the actual script B) what Brockway wanted the film to be C) anything similar to the above Don't say anything. IMPORTANT:
If you, after reading the entire post, have not yet realized it is a spoof, please don’t comment. I will not insult your intelligence by explaining this post to you, just know that if you think that this is:
A) the actual script
B) what Brockway wanted the film to be
C) anything similar to the above
Don’t say anything.

]]> By: a floppy penis http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-103113 a floppy penis Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:55:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-103113 great mock script buddy. also tommy gunn that was a great reply as well. I honestly forgot about the comments section for a sec and was like "fuuuuck is this feature-length or something" but STILL KEPT READING. great mock script buddy. also tommy gunn that was a great reply as well. I honestly forgot about the comments section for a sec and was like “fuuuuck is this feature-length or something” but STILL KEPT READING.

]]> By: P Diz http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-102310 P Diz Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:57:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-102310 This is exactly what happened in that movie..... What was changed???? This is exactly what happened in that movie….. What was changed????

]]> By: Mickey http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-102102 Mickey Sat, 01 Aug 2009 04:42:04 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-102102 I don't get what's so funny, when I read this I see a deep, innovating, thrilling, dramatic masterpiece. LOLOLOL I don’t get what’s so funny, when I read this I see a deep, innovating, thrilling, dramatic masterpiece. LOLOLOL

]]> By: Ambrosia http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-101809 Ambrosia Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:30:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-101809 Oh. Robot snap! I'm gonna have to use that in a phrase today... Oh. Robot snap!

I’m gonna have to use that in a phrase today…

]]> By: ty http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-100748 ty Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:03:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-100748 oh god please! tell me this is a joke! oh god please! tell me this is a joke!

]]> By: MIKAI http://www.cracked.com/blog/transformers-2-michael-bays-rejected-script/comment-page-4/#comment-97973 MIKAI Thu, 16 Jul 2009 10:54:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8212#comment-97973 HE'S TOTALLY MAD AT THE TITS ! HE’S TOTALLY MAD AT THE TITS !

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