The Poetic Prophet (aka the SEO Rapper) - Design Coding
Here on the Cracked blog I usually try to post videos with broad appeal, but today is going to be a bit different. Not to diss Poetic Prophet or anything, but there are really only a few specific circumstances where I can fully endorse watching this thing.
If you’re not into hip hop, this video isn’t going to be your cup of tea, but if you’re REALLY into hip hop, you’re probably going to hate it even more.
If you’re trying to teach yourself web design, best to keep moving along; if you’ve read ANYTHING about web design you probably already know all this stuff, and there are lots of websites with more useful information out there only a click away. On the flipside, if you have NO interest in web design, then this is all going to sound very jargony and nerdy to you.
That being said, I guess I would recommend watching this if you KIND OF like hip hop and KIND OF know stuff about web design but aren’t looking to learn anything new. Although that doesn’t really work either, because people who like hip hop even just a little bit would probably think this song sucks. Maybe this video is meant for people who 1) are vaguely aware that something called “hip hop” exists, 2) already know a little bit about web design and search engine optimization but aren’t looking to learn anything new, and 3) like music videos that are filmed in offices.
Actually, you know what? Just don’t watch this video. Seriously - it sucks.
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April 3rd, 2008 at 10:02 am
No.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:30 am
Is it weird that I thought the rapping was actually decent? The topic wasn’t exactly normal material, and it’s not Tupac or anything, but I thought he was ok. Can I still call myself a rap fan?
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:58 am
It is a nice video and it is worthy to watch twice. I got this idea from my friends on blackcentury.com. Maybe you want to chat with them about this video. It is a niche dating service for blacks and whites.
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Ima bust a cap in yo azz ross, we ain’t be toleratin’ dat racism crap up in hurr.
Bring me a snuckas bitch!
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
racisct? Is that like a beetle that hates black beetles?
April 2nd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Hahahahahahahaha. SERVED.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Good job being a racist Ross…….you racisct
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Nadia, our 65 year old spreadsheet guy is the owner of the company, so no, he’s not been fired.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
What color is the sky in your world? Those were some pretty harsh words and close minded statements (”hate it even more”). I’m interested in ‘hip hop’ and I thought the rap was catchy and informative.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:02 pm
WHOA.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Well Ross…thanks for showing yourself. I knew out of 85,000 views, someone had to be a “hater”
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
I stopped watching after he told me not to use tables, (even though they work fine). Does it pick up after that? Does he have a lanky sidekick (Powa’ Poynt?) pop up to drop some guest rhymes? Is there any skeeting involved, or is this strictly spreadsheet-related?
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Your company hasn’t forced him into retirement yet? Isn’t that the universal rule of Bureuacracy?
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
An Excel gangsta rap video would still be pretty cool. It’d be all spreadsheets and bitches, yo! As a matter of fact, I’m gonna suggest that to the guy who does up all our spreadsheets here at work. Granted, he’s a 64 year old qhite guy, but I think he’ll be down with it.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
You wouldn’t get much of a series Kingmonkey +1. His area of expertise lies soley with web design and doing Excel spreadsheets.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Holy shit. I just got schooled and I didn’t even see it coming. I MUST HAVE MORE OF THIS.
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I would like to commission Poetic Prphet to make a whole series of informative videos. Can he teach other subjects besides web design?
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
But can you shot web?
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:59 am
I can now design Web! And I think I just got served!
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:25 am
You’re wrong. The videa is great; informative and funky!