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The Poetic Prophet (aka the SEO Rapper) - Design Coding

Here on the Cracked blog I usually try to post videos with broad appeal, but today is going to be a bit different. Not to diss Poetic Prophet or anything, but there are really only a few specific circumstances where I can fully endorse watching this thing.

If you're not into hip hop, this video isn't going to be your cup of tea, but if you're REALLY into hip hop, you're probably going to hate it even more.

If you're trying to teach yourself web design, best to keep moving along; if you've read ANYTHING about web design you probably already know all this stuff, and there are lots of websites with more useful information out there only a click away. On the flipside, if you have NO interest in web design, then this is all going to sound very jargony and nerdy to you.

That being said, I guess I would recommend watching this if you KIND OF like hip hop and KIND OF know stuff about web design but aren't looking to learn anything new. Although that doesn't really work either, because people who like hip hop even just a little bit would probably think this song sucks. Maybe this video is meant for people who 1) are vaguely aware that something called "hip hop" exists, 2) already know a little bit about web design and search engine optimization but aren't looking to learn anything new, and 3) like music videos that are filmed in offices.

Actually, you know what? Just don't watch this video. Seriously - it sucks.

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