Comments on: Thou Shalt Not Do Stuff That Annoys Me: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:25:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: gerell http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-112528 gerell Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:44:52 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-112528 damn you, catholic church! what's that sizzling sou- [lightning hits] damn you, catholic church! what’s that sizzling sou- [lightning hits]

]]> By: AshsWorkshed http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-98765 AshsWorkshed Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:10:28 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-98765 Thank you for the "Whatcha readin?" add. I read during my breaks at work...and whenever else I can...and if I have to answer that question one more God damned time, I'm going to rip someone's throat out with my teeth. I'll be in the middle of a deep explanation of politics and religion 20,000+ years from now (which is still meaningful now), when I hear that question. Everything goes out the window, and I'm dragged kicking and screaming back to work. It takes me a moment to figure out what the question was, and because lifting the book so the person can read the title is never good enough, I usually launch into a ten-minute spiel about how the main character has been dumped onto a new planet because of an old family feud, his father gets killed in the ensuing battle, he and his mother run into the desert where they are saved by the locals, the protagonist becomes their leader due to his political and religious savvy and eventually gets to take back the planet and then the universe and unleash his maniacal followers in a jihad. It's okay, though, because the race needed to mix its genes. Things were growing stagnant. By this time, the person has rolled his or her eyes and walked away. I follow them, just to prove the point that you shouldn't bug someone when they're reading! I think it's safe to say I'm not the popular one at my job. Thank you for the “Whatcha readin?” add. I read during my breaks at work…and whenever else I can…and if I have to answer that question one more God damned time, I’m going to rip someone’s throat out with my teeth. I’ll be in the middle of a deep explanation of politics and religion 20,000+ years from now (which is still meaningful now), when I hear that question. Everything goes out the window, and I’m dragged kicking and screaming back to work. It takes me a moment to figure out what the question was, and because lifting the book so the person can read the title is never good enough, I usually launch into a ten-minute spiel about how the main character has been dumped onto a new planet because of an old family feud, his father gets killed in the ensuing battle, he and his mother run into the desert where they are saved by the locals, the protagonist becomes their leader due to his political and religious savvy and eventually gets to take back the planet and then the universe and unleash his maniacal followers in a jihad. It’s okay, though, because the race needed to mix its genes. Things were growing stagnant. By this time, the person has rolled his or her eyes and walked away. I follow them, just to prove the point that you shouldn’t bug someone when they’re reading! I think it’s safe to say I’m not the popular one at my job.

]]> By: aeropsype http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-87883 aeropsype Thu, 21 May 2009 02:35:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-87883 Terrific site,, hope to definitely visit soon. Terrific site,, hope to definitely visit soon.

]]> By: Heartburn Home Remedy http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-80196 Heartburn Home Remedy Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:30:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-80196 The topic is quite hot on the Internet right now. What do you pay the most attention to when choosing what to write about? The topic is quite hot on the Internet right now. What do you pay the most attention to when choosing what to write about?

]]> By: Yet another Top-X List: The 7 Deadly Sins of Online Gaming - StrafeRight Forums http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-54698 Yet another Top-X List: The 7 Deadly Sins of Online Gaming - StrafeRight Forums Sat, 15 Nov 2008 18:58:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-54698 [...] Sins (my favorite is [...] Sins (my favorite is

]]> By: The 7 Deadly Sins of Online Gaming | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-53820 The 7 Deadly Sins of Online Gaming | Cracked.com Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:04:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-53820 [...] Sins (my favorite is “lying about flatulence”). Heck, the Vatican has even released a list of 7 New Deadly Sins for the Modern Age, paving the way for a new Morgan Freeman/Brad Pitt vehicle wherein Kevin Spacey performs abortions, [...] [...] Sins (my favorite is “lying about flatulence”). Heck, the Vatican has even released a list of 7 New Deadly Sins for the Modern Age, paving the way for a new Morgan Freeman/Brad Pitt vehicle wherein Kevin Spacey performs abortions, [...]

]]> By: vaguegirl http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-43556 vaguegirl Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:33:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-43556 what i always think is in 1000 years people will think this was the actual words god said. think about that next time you read your bible. what i always think is in 1000 years people will think this was the actual words god said. think about that next time you read your bible.

]]> By: kate http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-38333 kate Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:28:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-38333 birth control? They've been after that one for years. But this list is rich, coming from these guys...a bunch of cloistered, celibate old men living in a gem-encrusted, gilded palace in the middle of an industrialized nation. Hah. birth control? They’ve been after that one for years.

But this list is rich, coming from these guys…a bunch of cloistered, celibate old men living in a gem-encrusted, gilded palace in the middle of an industrialized nation. Hah.

]]> By: benihana http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-16103 benihana Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:15:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-16103 And the media ACTUALLY vilifying the Catholic church is a 'sin' too obviously since they are either too full of shit,too much of a racist hypocrite,or too much of a bunch of pussies I say all of the above. And the media ACTUALLY vilifying the Catholic church is a ’sin’ too obviously since they are either too full of shit,too much of a racist hypocrite,or too much of a bunch of pussies I say all of the above.

]]> By: Andy http://www.cracked.com/blog/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-2/#comment-13492 Andy Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:19:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/03/11/thou-shalt-not-do-stuff-that-annoys-me-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-13492 Right, Dave, because someone concerned with violating the church's view on condoms has no problem violating the church's view on fornication, right? The "new seven sins" are no such thing. It's just one guy's opinion, and he lives in Vatican City. Therefore, the media thinks he's official. Right, Dave, because someone concerned with violating the church’s view on condoms has no problem violating the church’s view on fornication, right?

The “new seven sins” are no such thing. It’s just one guy’s opinion, and he lives in Vatican City. Therefore, the media thinks he’s official.

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