Thou Shalt Not Do Stuff That Annoys Me: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
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In case you haven't heard, the Catholic Church has announced that some new sins have been added to the list. No joke. If you are a practicing Catholic, you now have seven additional "social sins" to worry about: everything from polluting the environment to using birth control to "excessive wealth" now constitutes a "social sin" and will totally make you go to hell forever.
What does this mean to you? Probably not a whole lot (unless you were about to throw a used condom off the side of your yacht), but I think there are a few more that need to be tacked onto the list:
I'm sure there are plenty more that I'm forgetting... anyone have any ideas?
This is absolutely ridiculous. Finally, something both Conservatives (who will hate the "no polluting") and liberals (who will hate the "no birth control") can agree on.
Replyshowing a curiousty in somebody's interests is a sin?
ReplyNot necessarily "go to hell forever." That's why you have Confession.
Replydamn you, catholic church! what's that sizzling sou- [lightning hits]
ReplyThank you for the "Whatcha readin?" add. I read during my breaks at work...and whenever else I can...and if I have to answer that question one more God damned time, I'm going to rip someone's throat out with my teeth. I'll be in the middle of a deep explanation of politics and religion 20,000+ years from now (which is still meaningful now), when I hear that question. Everything goes out the window, and I'm dragged kicking and screaming back to work. It takes me a moment to figure out what the question was, and because lifting the book so the person can read the title is never good enough, I usually launch into a ten-minute spiel about how the main character has been dumped onto a new planet because of an old family feud, his father gets killed in the ensuing battle, he and his mother run into the desert where they are saved by the locals, the protagonist becomes their leader due to his political and religious savvy and eventually gets to take back the planet and then the universe and unleash his maniacal followers in a jihad. It's okay, though, because the race needed to mix its genes. Things were growing stagnant. By this time, the person has rolled his or her eyes and walked away. I follow them, just to prove the point that you shouldn't bug someone when they're reading! I think it's safe to say I'm not the popular one at my job.
Replydont have a fit about it, just say "a book, you wouldnt like it" if i dont care about the person that asked it. always works.
Terrific site,, hope to definitely visit soon.
ReplyThe topic is quite hot on the Internet right now. What do you pay the most attention to when choosing what to write about?
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Replywhat i always think is in 1000 years people will think this was the actual words god said. think about that next time you read your bible.
Replybirth control? They've been after that one for years.
ReplyBut this list is rich, coming from these guys...a bunch of cloistered, celibate old men living in a gem-encrusted, gilded palace in the middle of an industrialized nation. Hah.
And the media ACTUALLY vilifying the Catholic church is a 'sin' too obviously since they are either too full of shit,too much of a racist hypocrite,or too much of a bunch of pussies I say all of the above.
ReplyRight, Dave, because someone concerned with violating the church's view on condoms has no problem violating the church's view on fornication, right?
ReplyThe "new seven sins" are no such thing. It's just one guy's opinion, and he lives in Vatican City. Therefore, the media thinks he's official.
How about contributing to the worldwide AIDS problem by portraying condoms as a terrible affront to God?
Reply@Amy I agreee with you that crocs are fucking stupid looking , they look like something the
ReplyNVA would have made out of old tires.
Now an Escalade, that's just cool and if I'm a pretentious fuck for wanting one, so be it.
I've been called worse.
That's what I thought kingmonkey +1. I also don't buy that it's cheaper to move to the beach for the winter, than to pay our heating bill bullshit.
ReplyI think it's just some vast Casnadian money laundering scheme to trade in that funny looking money with beavers, moose and that old lady on it, for money with eagles, monuments and dead white guys on it.
I've noticed this year, however, that you Casnadian have held on to the funny looking money this year for some reason.
I know spamming your mom is a sin; I just can't help it. She's such a minx!
ReplySpamming the comment sections of entertainment blogs.
ReplyDriving an escalade should count as a sin. Pretentious fucks.
ReplyAlso, wearing/selling/allowing ownership of crocs. They make you look like a douche.
You got us, glendoor42. It's to hide our cloven feet.
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