I don’t give a shit about politics, I just saw this movie because Airplane was the funniest movie I’d ever seen. And sure enough, if you’d actually gone to see the movie, you’d find that people in the audience were pretty much dying. Definitely, by far, one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen.

The stance taken in this article was, I found, rather arrogant. “We liberals are the best, because we’re funnier.” How very Michael Scott of you to exalt your own humor as superior. Get off your pedestal and actually watch the movies you criticize.

And Kelsey Grammer as General George”Blood&Guts”Patton??
Right!!!Like I Think Of Frasier Crane As General Patton!!
How About Adam Sandler as Douglas MacArthur or Rob Schneider
as Eisenhower??

And Contrary To Popular Belief,The US Was Very Isolationist Until DEcember 7,1941,And Even At That,Many Americans Were Opposed To Fighting The Nazis!!
THeir Argument:”The Germans Didn’t Attack Us!!The Japs Did!!”.
Technically,The Nazis Fired The First Shot Two Months Before Pearl Harbor When They”Accidentally”Sank The USS Rueben James!!!

And Quite a Number Of Prominent Americans Were Supporters and/or Admirers of Hitler and The Nazis Including Charles Lindbergh;Henry Ford;William Randolph Hearst and The Father(s)and Grandfather of Three Future Presidents:Joe Kennedy and Prescott Bush!!!

And There Are Stilll a Few Prominent Americans Who Deny The Holocaust Happened Including Pat Buchanan and Hutton Gibson*(*Mel’s Daddy!!).

Also,Contrary To Popular Beleif,The Civil War Wasn’t About Slavery!!
Yes,It Was One Of The Causes But It Wasn’t The Main Cause!!!
Sure,Lincoln Was Opposed To Slavery,But He Wasn’t Big Towards Civil Rights For Them!!!

His Main Agenda Was To Reunite The States Together!!
A Few Quotes By Honest Abe:
“If I Can Reunite The States Without Freeing a Single Slave,I’ll Do It!!”.
To A Group Of Freedmen:”I Can Forsee That There Is No Way Your People and My People Will Ever Get Along!!”.
Contrary To Popular Belief,The Emancipation Proclamation Didn’t Free All The Slaves-Just Those In Union Held Territory!!
Border States Like Maryland;Delaware;Kentucky and Missouri That Stayed In The Union Were Able To Keep Their Slaves!!!
Basically,A Kentucky or Maryland Slave Holder Could Point At Their Virginia or Tennessee Counterpart and Go”Hah Hah!!”.

And Trace Adkins Is Not a Country Singer!!!
Well,Techinally He Is,If You Count That Swill He Calls
“Country Music”!!!
Sorry,But Johnny Cash;Merle Haggard;George Jones;Loretta Lynn
Are(Or Were in The Case of Johny Cash)Country Singers!!
Country Music Was About Life’s Other Side And Was Sung By People Who’d Lived and Seen Life’s Other Side!!

“She Thinks I Still Care”;”I Still Miss Someone”;”You Ain’t Woman Enough To Take My Man”;”I Fall To Pieces”;”Swinging Doors”-Now Those Are Country Songs!!!
Not”Honky Tonk,A Donk A Donk”!!!
God!!What Angel In Hell Called That Swill Country Music??

Personally,I Wish Hank Williams Would Come Down From Hillbilly Heaven and Kabong Trace Adkins With His Guitar!!!
Personally,I Wish Someone Would Cold Cock Trace Adkins and Wipe That Smurk Off His Face!!!

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This is not a conservative comedy.

Plain and simple. This is literally the work of a comedy writer trying something new and diversifying his resume. Want some proof? The movie is written by David Zucker, the man who wrote Naked Gun, Kentucky Fried Movie, Airplane!, and BASEketball.

How did you all miss this little fact? It’s simply a comedy writer trying a new market of parody. In fact, for those of you who actually watched the movie as opposed to viewing it like it was either in support or against your political views, you would know its the same slapstick humor as all those other movies, just about a different category.

It has no agenda. It’s a hugely confused joke that most of you didn’t get. Good job, you have now proven yourselves unable to separate yourself from your views. Which means as soon as anything has a hint of something You are either for or against, you stop seeing it in perspective. If you could look past the politics going on in the movie, you’d get it was just a simple parody.

Remember the part when they had suicide bombers, the do’s and don’ts? That was a clip taken The Onion Movie. Do you need a bigger hint that this movie wasn’t to be taken seriously?

Now beyond that, you may be wondering where I stand politically. Oddly enough, I don’t like either side. Democrats want stricter limitations on gun control, and I’m an avid marksman. Republicans want to cut government spending on a lot of programs to further education in a move to keep taxation low, however I believe without education the country is doomed to devolve into some form of Internet comment forum of intellect. Now that’s a scary thought.

See, personally I believe you need both sides to get it right. That’s why anybody, AngreyConservative, KingBushwick, even you Swaim, can’t be 100% devoted to your politics and agenda. It’s why there’s two major sides. If one side or the other was completely right, there wouldn’t be the other. There needs to be a balance of both spheres of political influence.

Anyway, this is getting a little long, and I’m getting bored with writing about this, so I simply say the next time some movie comes out like this, watch it without having any political agenda. Maybe then you’ll find out its just a stupid parody with some funny moments.

-Snowy

P.S. Anybody who says Dennis Miller isn’t funny has clearly never seen Bordello of Blood. And I also remember one of his stand ups where he was talking about Episode 2 of the Star Wars prequels. He had one line about Yoda’s lightsaber fight, that he was “wielding that thing like it was the last working lighter in a crack house.”

I nearly laughed my nuts off.

We understand that conservative humor confuses you. We don’t know wether it is the bong resin or the “steady diet of government cheese” that is melting your brains, but something has to be. Differnt humor is funny to different people. For instance, Al Fanken’s ideay of humor is a delightful mix of slurring mindless insults at Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’ Rielly,( Swaim and Gladstone, you’re no better) but he must appeal to his fellow liberals, and you guys seem to love that sort of stuff.
Sincerely,
The American Right.

Bill Maher’s kinda funny,but even then you still need a translator!!!
And Polly Atomic,your’e not funny either!!

Go read”The Redneck Manifesto”by Bill Goad!!
It’s straight and to the point unlike O’Rourke;
Miller and Franken!!!

Gee,I don’t recall seeing any movies that”Hate America”!!!
And pity poor David Zucker!!
He used to make such hilarious movies as”Airplane”;
“Hot Shots”and the Naked Gun Trilogy!!!
Now he sells out to a bunch of Panty Waist Chickenhawks
and produces this piece of shyt!!!