Comments on: This Movie Features Jon Voight, James Woods, Gary Coleman and Bill O’Reilly. How Does That Happen? http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 20:24:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-62765 KingBushwick the33rd Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:20:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-62765 I just now thought of something from my previous posts about"An American Carol":Kelsey Grammer as General George"Blood&Guts"Patton?? If Patton Came Back From The Dead and He Watched The 1970 Bio Pic About His Life With George C.Scott and Then He Watched"An American Carol"and Saw Kelsey Grammer Potraying Him On The Screen,He'd Slap The Living Tar Out Of Kelsey!! Then He'd Poke Fun at Him For Having a Girl's Name!! That's The Most Ill Conceived Movie Role Since The Duke Played Genghis Khan in"The Conqueror"!!! And What Is The NeoCons Obsession With Michael Moore Anyway?? Unless They Look At Themselves and See His Face In The Mirror and They Realize Theyr'e Looking At Bizarro Versions Of Themselves!! Essentially,Mike Moore Is Just as Bad as Most Neocons:Obnoxious;Rude;Arrogant and Annoying!!! Turn A Neocon Inside Out and You've Got Michael Moore!! You Know,If They'd Ignore Him,Eventually He'll Go Away!! Kevin Farley:Except For an Adam Sandler Movie or Two He Appeared In,What Has His Career Done Lately?? 99%of His Movies Go Straight Into The $1.00 DVD's You Buy at Dollar Tree That Your Dotty Old Aunt Toozy Buys You Even Though Your'e Fifty Years Old!! Now His Brother,The Late Chris Farley was Truly Funny and Made Two Good Movies:"Tommy Boy"and"Black Sheep"Before His Untimely Death!! And Chris Had a Sweetness About Him!!Kevin,Hmmm!!! Finally,Get Ziggy Marley To Play The Ghost of His Illustrious Father Bob Marley Come Back To Life and Offering Kevin Farley Some"Powerful Ganja Mon!!". I just now thought of something from my previous posts about”An American Carol”:Kelsey Grammer as General George”Blood&Guts”Patton??
If Patton Came Back From The Dead and He Watched The 1970 Bio Pic About His Life With George C.Scott and Then He Watched”An American Carol”and Saw Kelsey Grammer Potraying Him On The Screen,He’d Slap The Living Tar Out Of Kelsey!!
Then He’d Poke Fun at Him For Having a Girl’s Name!!

That’s The Most Ill Conceived Movie Role Since The Duke Played Genghis Khan in”The Conqueror”!!!
And What Is The NeoCons Obsession With Michael Moore Anyway??
Unless They Look At Themselves and See His Face In The Mirror and They Realize Theyr’e Looking At Bizarro Versions Of Themselves!!
Essentially,Mike Moore Is Just as Bad as Most Neocons:Obnoxious;Rude;Arrogant and Annoying!!!
Turn A Neocon Inside Out and You’ve Got Michael Moore!!
You Know,If They’d Ignore Him,Eventually He’ll Go Away!!
Kevin Farley:Except For an Adam Sandler Movie or Two He Appeared In,What Has His Career Done Lately??
99%of His Movies Go Straight Into The $1.00 DVD’s You Buy at Dollar Tree That Your Dotty Old Aunt Toozy Buys You Even Though Your’e Fifty Years Old!!
Now His Brother,The Late Chris Farley was Truly Funny and Made Two Good Movies:”Tommy Boy”and”Black Sheep”Before His Untimely Death!!
And Chris Had a Sweetness About Him!!Kevin,Hmmm!!!
Finally,Get Ziggy Marley To Play The Ghost of His Illustrious Father Bob Marley Come Back To Life and Offering Kevin Farley Some”Powerful Ganja Mon!!”.

]]> By: whiskeyis awesome http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-62523 whiskeyis awesome Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:53:45 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-62523 your real friends tell you you're stupid, right? your real friends tell you you’re stupid, right?

]]> By: Agel http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-61110 Agel Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:41:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-61110 When was the last time Robin Williams was relevant? When was the last time Robin Williams was relevant?

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-58826 KingBushwick the33rd Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:54:14 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-58826 A Couple Of Early Xmas Presents For Decent;Hard Working;Patriotic Americans: (A)Ann Coulter Broke Her Jaw Recently and It Has To Be Wired Shut,So She Can't Talk For Six Weeks!!* (*She Probably Got Startled By An Alleycat While She Was Giving Michael Moore and Alan Colmes BJ's in The Alley Behind The Fox News Building Thinking She Was About To Get Caught and Bitch Slapped by Rupert Murdoch!!), (B)Rosie O'Donnell's Variety Show on NBC Has Mercifully Been Cancelled After One Episode!! A Couple Of Early Xmas Presents For Decent;Hard Working;Patriotic Americans:
(A)Ann Coulter Broke Her Jaw Recently and It Has To Be Wired Shut,So She Can’t Talk For Six Weeks!!*
(*She Probably Got Startled By An Alleycat While She Was Giving Michael Moore and Alan Colmes BJ’s in The Alley Behind The Fox News Building Thinking She Was About To Get Caught and Bitch Slapped by Rupert Murdoch!!),
(B)Rosie O’Donnell’s Variety Show on NBC Has Mercifully Been Cancelled After One Episode!!

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-57030 KingBushwick the33rd Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:32:34 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-57030 What Mighta Been Fun Would Be Don Cheadle As The Ghost of Bob Marley Comin'Back and Offering Michael Moore"Some Really Powerful Ganja Man!!"and The Two of Them Gettin'Totally Wasted!! What Mighta Been Fun Would Be Don Cheadle As The Ghost of Bob Marley Comin’Back and Offering Michael Moore”Some Really Powerful Ganja Man!!”and The Two of Them Gettin’Totally Wasted!!

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-56546 KingBushwick the33rd Thu, 27 Nov 2008 04:43:58 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-56546 Rachel:Eat The Dog Dick of Annubis,Ass Wipe!!! -Bubba Hotep. Rachel:Eat The Dog Dick of Annubis,Ass Wipe!!!
-Bubba Hotep.

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-54358 KingBushwick the33rd Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:30:39 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-54358 Greetings!!While You Were Sleeping Last Night,I,King Bushwick the 33rd Declared Myself Emperor of The United States and Benevolent Protector of Canada and Mexico!! Anyhow,You Are Now My Loyal Subjects.And With a Few Minor Exceptions,I Will Be a Very Benevolent Ruler!! First,Yes,I Will Raise Everyone's Taxes!!But,In Return,You'll All Receice Six Weeks Paid Vacation Each Year;Free Health Care;A Robetrt Mitchum DVD Of Your Choice and a Coupon Good For a Free Extra Value Meal at Wendy's!! Second,I Will Build More Drive In Theatres and Less Multiplexes!! Third,I Will Lower The Drinking Age Back to 18,Seeing As 18 Year Olds Can Vote;Go To Prison;Go To War;But Can't Buy a Six Pack at 7-11!! Fourth,I Will Have Open Borders With Canada and Mexico.That Way We'll Get Cheap Canadian Prescriptions and Cheap Mexican Labor!! Fifth,I'll Legalize andTax Marijuana!! Sixth,The Following People Have 72 Hours In Which To Disopse of Their Assets;Pack a Bag With a Change Of Underwear and Toiletries and Report To The Nearest Military Base For Transportation To a"Re Education Camp"on the Aluetian Islands off The Coast of Alaska:Bill O'Reilly;Ann Coulter;Dr.Laura Schlesinger;Rush Limbaugh;Michelle Malkin;Sean Hannity;Rosie O'Donnell;Michael Moore;Reverend Fred Phelps;Reverend Pat Robertson;Reverend James Dobson;Reverend Jeremiah Wright;Reverend Al Sharpton;Michael Savage;Michael Medved;William Bennett;Spike Lee;Oliver Stone;Kirk Cameron;Mel Gibson and Laura Ingraham!! That Is all For Now,My Loyal Subjects!! Have a Pleasant Evening. Regards, King Bushwick the 33rd;Emperor of The United States;Benevolent Protector of Canada and Mexico;All Around Big Butter and egg Man. Greetings!!While You Were Sleeping Last Night,I,King Bushwick the 33rd Declared Myself Emperor of The United States and Benevolent Protector of Canada and Mexico!!
Anyhow,You Are Now My Loyal Subjects.And With a Few Minor Exceptions,I Will Be a Very Benevolent Ruler!!
First,Yes,I Will Raise Everyone’s Taxes!!But,In Return,You’ll All Receice Six Weeks Paid Vacation Each Year;Free Health Care;A Robetrt Mitchum DVD Of Your Choice and a Coupon Good For a Free Extra Value Meal at Wendy’s!!
Second,I Will Build More Drive In Theatres and Less Multiplexes!!
Third,I Will Lower The Drinking Age Back to 18,Seeing As 18 Year Olds Can Vote;Go To Prison;Go To War;But Can’t Buy a Six Pack at 7-11!!
Fourth,I Will Have Open Borders With Canada and Mexico.That Way We’ll Get Cheap Canadian Prescriptions and Cheap Mexican Labor!!
Fifth,I’ll Legalize andTax Marijuana!!
Sixth,The Following People Have 72 Hours In Which To Disopse of Their Assets;Pack a Bag With a Change Of Underwear and Toiletries and Report To The Nearest Military Base For Transportation To a”Re Education Camp”on the Aluetian Islands off The Coast of Alaska:Bill O’Reilly;Ann Coulter;Dr.Laura Schlesinger;Rush Limbaugh;Michelle Malkin;Sean Hannity;Rosie O’Donnell;Michael Moore;Reverend Fred Phelps;Reverend Pat Robertson;Reverend James Dobson;Reverend Jeremiah Wright;Reverend Al Sharpton;Michael Savage;Michael Medved;William Bennett;Spike Lee;Oliver Stone;Kirk Cameron;Mel Gibson and Laura Ingraham!!
That Is all For Now,My Loyal Subjects!!
Have a Pleasant Evening.
Regards,
King Bushwick the 33rd;Emperor of The United States;Benevolent Protector of Canada and Mexico;All Around Big Butter and egg Man.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-53410 Patrick Sun, 02 Nov 2008 14:27:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-53410 Has anyone else noticed that the young Taliban solider is one of the college kids in the car at the beginning of Super Troopers? Has anyone else noticed that the young Taliban solider is one of the college kids in the car at the beginning of Super Troopers?

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-52911 KingBushwick the33rd Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:46:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-52911 You know,if people would ignore Michael Moore,eventually he'd just wither away and die,like a raisin in the sun!! Better yet,if Conservatives would simply go see a movie and enjoy it rather than having that whiny assed Michael Medved tell them why they shouldn't enjoy it because"Hollywood Hates America",they'd feel so much better!!! Oh I know that some of you out there are convinced that"Marxist Liberal Hollywood Makes Sure They Follow In Lock Step!!". To Which I Say"Okay,Where's Your Proof??". As Much As You Love To Quote That Same Old Line Like a Scratched CD,The More You Quote It,The More I'm Convinced That You're The Ones"Following In Lock Step!!"Except It's To O Reilly;Limbaugh;Savage;Coulter;Hannity and The Like!! The Reason"Expelled"and"An American Carol"as well as"An Inconvient Truth";"Religilious"and any of Michael Moore's"Crockumentaries"Flopped at The Box Office Is Very simply People Go To The Movies To Be Entertained,Not To Be Lectured To!!! What were the hit movies this year??Well,they were"Baby Mama";"GetSmart";"Beverly Hills Chihuahua";"The Mummy:Tomb of the Dragon Emperor"and"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull"!! They had nothing to do with Global Warming;Health Care;Evolution vs.Intelligent Design and Michael Moore!! You know,if people would ignore Michael Moore,eventually he’d just wither away and die,like a raisin in the sun!!
Better yet,if Conservatives would simply go see a movie and enjoy it rather than having that whiny assed Michael Medved
tell them why they shouldn’t enjoy it because”Hollywood Hates America”,they’d feel so much better!!!
Oh I know that some of you out there are convinced that”Marxist Liberal Hollywood Makes Sure They Follow In Lock Step!!”.
To Which I Say”Okay,Where’s Your Proof??”.
As Much As You Love To Quote That Same Old Line Like a Scratched CD,The More You Quote It,The More I’m Convinced That You’re The Ones”Following In Lock Step!!”Except It’s To O Reilly;Limbaugh;Savage;Coulter;Hannity and The Like!!
The Reason”Expelled”and”An American Carol”as well as”An Inconvient Truth”;”Religilious”and any of Michael Moore’s”Crockumentaries”Flopped at The Box Office Is Very simply
People Go To The Movies To Be Entertained,Not To Be Lectured To!!!
What were the hit movies this year??Well,they were”Baby Mama”;”GetSmart”;”Beverly Hills Chihuahua”;”The Mummy:Tomb of the Dragon Emperor”and”Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of The Crystal Skull”!!
They had nothing to do with Global Warming;Health Care;Evolution vs.Intelligent Design and Michael Moore!!

]]> By: 6 Celebrity Endorsements Obama Should Have Turned Down | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/this-movie-features-jon-voight-james-woods-gary-coleman-and-bill-oreilly-how-does-that-happen/#comment-52484 6 Celebrity Endorsements Obama Should Have Turned Down | Cracked.com Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:02:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1803#comment-52484 [...] thousands of dollars to the Republican National Committee in 2004 and 2005 and is appearing in An American Carol with Jon Voight and Bill O’Reilly this year is almost like turning Vader at the end of Return of [...] [...] thousands of dollars to the Republican National Committee in 2004 and 2005 and is appearing in An American Carol with Jon Voight and Bill O’Reilly this year is almost like turning Vader at the end of Return of [...]

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