Comments on: The X Most Blankiest Somethings in the History of Whatever http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-x-most-blankiest-somethings-in-the-history-of-whatever/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 20:11:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Ariel F. http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-x-most-blankiest-somethings-in-the-history-of-whatever/comment-page-7/#comment-126662 Ariel F. Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:25:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5530#comment-126662 my irrational fear? Fucking dinosaurs. I couldn't sleep after I read Jurassic Park. my irrational fear?

Fucking dinosaurs.

I couldn’t sleep after I read Jurassic Park.

]]> By: Alex Cardona http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-x-most-blankiest-somethings-in-the-history-of-whatever/comment-page-7/#comment-126403 Alex Cardona Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:41:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5530#comment-126403 I have a fear that people are spying on me. I usually have to check and double check a couple of rooms before I feel safe to talk to myself out loud. I have a fear that people are spying on me. I usually have to check and double check a couple of rooms before I feel safe to talk to myself out loud.

]]> By: Alex http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-x-most-blankiest-somethings-in-the-history-of-whatever/comment-page-7/#comment-116688 Alex Sun, 11 Oct 2009 03:22:59 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5530#comment-116688 “Excuse me, Ma’am, but why don’t you make like the economy and get fucked by me.” [Note: Only works if it's well-established that your nickname is 'The Government,' or something similar.] Hahahahaha! Goddammit that was funny “Excuse me, Ma’am, but why don’t you make like the economy and get fucked by me.” [Note: Only works if it's well-established that your nickname is 'The Government,' or something similar.]

Hahahahaha! Goddammit that was funny

]]> By: michael block http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-x-most-blankiest-somethings-in-the-history-of-whatever/comment-page-7/#comment-108603 michael block Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:49:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5530#comment-108603 Lady, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me boner Lady, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me boner

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]]> By: churble http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-x-most-blankiest-somethings-in-the-history-of-whatever/comment-page-7/#comment-97835 churble Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:34:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5530#comment-97835 I'm afraid of midgets, bologna, hot dogs, guinea pigs, snakes and spiders crawling into my bed while I sleep, a hit man hired by someone I angered in elementary school who can only kill me if I sleep with the top of my head exposed, the Candyman, albinos, amputees, sharks in the swimming pool, disposals, the dark, airplanes, boats, deep or murky water, the family from House of 1000 Corpses, black holes, the sun exploding, the zombie apocalypse, rabbits, and squirrels that don't seem to be afraid of people. Irrational? I think not. I’m afraid of midgets, bologna, hot dogs, guinea pigs, snakes and spiders crawling into my bed while I sleep, a hit man hired by someone I angered in elementary school who can only kill me if I sleep with the top of my head exposed, the Candyman, albinos, amputees, sharks in the swimming pool, disposals, the dark, airplanes, boats, deep or murky water, the family from House of 1000 Corpses, black holes, the sun exploding, the zombie apocalypse, rabbits, and squirrels that don’t seem to be afraid of people. Irrational? I think not.

]]> By: Phyrrus http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-x-most-blankiest-somethings-in-the-history-of-whatever/comment-page-7/#comment-94271 Phyrrus Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:07:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5530#comment-94271 When I was a child at some point my mom pointed out that eating too much candy would make me fat. I replied that I ate candy all the time and I'm skinny as hell. So she told me that it would happen only later, when you're older. For the longest time I was scared of waking up one day extremely fat because of all the accumulated fat from all the candy I ever ate. Like, really, really scared. I couldn't eat any candy or whatever. Come to think of it, I might try this on my kids if ever I have them. I was also always extremely scared of being stabbed to death in my sleep by some random robber. But not of the dying itself, but the fear I would experience seeing the robber about to kill me (for some reason I assumed I'd magically wake up or something). So I always slept with my face to the wall, so if I would get killed, at least I wouldn't see it coming (I think I also assumed that getting stabbed means instant death). When I was a child at some point my mom pointed out that eating too much candy would make me fat. I replied that I ate candy all the time and I’m skinny as hell. So she told me that it would happen only later, when you’re older. For the longest time I was scared of waking up one day extremely fat because of all the accumulated fat from all the candy I ever ate. Like, really, really scared. I couldn’t eat any candy or whatever. Come to think of it, I might try this on my kids if ever I have them.

I was also always extremely scared of being stabbed to death in my sleep by some random robber. But not of the dying itself, but the fear I would experience seeing the robber about to kill me (for some reason I assumed I’d magically wake up or something). So I always slept with my face to the wall, so if I would get killed, at least I wouldn’t see it coming (I think I also assumed that getting stabbed means instant death).

]]> By: Rina http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-x-most-blankiest-somethings-in-the-history-of-whatever/comment-page-7/#comment-93272 Rina Fri, 12 Jun 2009 14:19:25 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5530#comment-93272 Hmmm i actually have quite a few irrational fears, the first is lizards, namely the big scaly clawed ones with scales and fins that run retardedly and hiss (i like snakes though) and when i say fear i mean a seriously debilitating fear, as in if you ever put a goanna or komodo dragon near me for a joke i will fuck you up and never speak to you again, bitch. I get dizzy when i see them and i have cried when big ones were near me. Also im shitscared of a zombie apocalypse, probably because i watch too many of said films. I keep the curtains closed when im home alone in case i one day see a couple of zombies ambling over the rolling green hills toward my house. I also plan out what objects i would bludgeon my family to death with if they ever zombied out and limped into my bedroom in the night with intentions to rip my intestines out like they did to Dylan Moran. Hmmm i actually have quite a few irrational fears, the first is lizards, namely the big scaly clawed ones with scales and fins that run retardedly and hiss (i like snakes though) and when i say fear i mean a seriously debilitating fear, as in if you ever put a goanna or komodo dragon near me for a joke i will fuck you up and never speak to you again, bitch. I get dizzy when i see them and i have cried when big ones were near me.
Also im shitscared of a zombie apocalypse, probably because i watch too many of said films. I keep the curtains closed when im home alone in case i one day see a couple of zombies ambling over the rolling green hills toward my house. I also plan out what objects i would bludgeon my family to death with if they ever zombied out and limped into my bedroom in the night with intentions to rip my intestines out like they did to Dylan Moran.

]]> By: CDN http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-x-most-blankiest-somethings-in-the-history-of-whatever/comment-page-7/#comment-90651 CDN Sun, 31 May 2009 05:30:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=5530#comment-90651 I have a fear of my toaster catching fire. I unplug it immediately when I'm done using it. I find myself unplugging toasters at other people's house as well, without even thinking about it. Generally I leave very little plugged in, I'm terrified of a house fire, but I am always most careful with the toaster. Don't really know why. I have a fear of my toaster catching fire. I unplug it immediately when I’m done using it. I find myself unplugging toasters at other people’s house as well, without even thinking about it. Generally I leave very little plugged in, I’m terrified of a house fire, but I am always most careful with the toaster. Don’t really know why.

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