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The Worst Hate By Numbers Ever (and the final shout out?)

One of the hardest parts of HBN is finding good clips. This week I failed. But watch me polish a turd like few can. Besides, this episode has a surprise treat for the Cracked faithful. (For those of you've I've been teasing on Facebook, the long wait is over.)

And speaking of the the end to a long wait, I'd like to give a shout out to Kingmonkey and Glendoor 42. I dont' know how I got into the shout out business, and, frankly, I'd like to get out of it, but I couldn't close up shop without mentioning two grown men who admit that they read Cracked.com. Know what I like most about Kingmonkey and Glendoor? They're not functionally illiterate morons. And although they comment a lot, they're neither trolls nor self-obsessed blowhards. Another good thing? They're not young women. So when the authorities crack down on me for cruising the barely legal, I can say, "What? No, no, no. This is innocent. I talk to lots of people. Even grown men." And even though they've never sent me any naked pictures, I still like them.


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