Comments on: The Worst Book Review Ever

By: Pari

Pari — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:04:44 +0000

oh god, my stomach hurts! this is genius lol good job brockway! I liked the part were you killed the guy with the lawn mower! too funny because I saw that happen in this stupid Mark Wahlberg movie “The Happening” lol

By: BGH122

BGH122 — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:08:51 +0000

“Turns out this is an arts and crafts book? WTF?!”

Perfect. Just perfect.

By: PunsKillPeople

PunsKillPeople — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:37:24 +0000

GLORIOUS.

I want to die in a spider-orgy now.

By: MontyB

MontyB — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 21:23:13 +0000

I’m getting that line on my tombstone, so that every person who passes will remember my grave, they’ll wonder if anyone is buried yet, or they’re going to be soon.

By: Opalfire

Opalfire — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 05:03:54 +0000

I’m drowning in humor. The problem is, I keep laughing instead of taking a chance to breathe.

By: Champ

Champ — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:38:10 +0000

You might be the craziest columnist on Cracked. Not by a lot, but the title itself says something terrible and and at the same time wonderful. This column is proof, and is absolutely magnificent.

By: jake

jake — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:55:39 +0000

i have got to stop reading the comments. they keep changing my opinions.

By: Becky

Becky — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 23:50:44 +0000

You are a riot!

By: Professor Gil

Professor Gil — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:40:12 +0000

OMG, very funny and DOB-esque. Laughed several times.

By: GeorgeW

GeorgeW — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:00:11 +0000

Hahaha!

“I have just killed a man with a lawnmower. I still feel this may have been ill-advised, but I am, after all, just listening to the book. On the down side, I’m only on the first chapter and it’s advocated murder. But on the upshot, I can already feel the power of Mr. Stevens’s life-force coursing through my veins.”

My favorite quote…