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The War Against YouTube Porn Spam Begins: The Daily Nooner (EST)!

Awesome Video Of The DayScrew You Porn Addicts

Like a lot of people, I'm FED UP with all the porn spam that's being posted on YouTube. It's been bugging me for a while, but I could never find the right words to explain myself. Finally our movement has found its voice. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Pruane2Forever1.

It's about time.

If this kid continues to spout sage advice like "stop jackin' off, find a chick, and have sex with her," I'm pretty sure our movement will begin to gain traction. Pretty soon YouTube will be a pristine internet locale, clean as freshly-fallen untrodden snow. All we have to do is get this kid's voice out there to the masses.

I showed this video to a porn spammer2 I know. Know what happened? He started bawling like a little baby, went home and signed up for an associate's program at his local community college. I'm talking results here, people! Let's get the message out!

Based on most of the 500 comments people have already posted in response to this powerful, moving video, I think we're already making progress:

"lol, what a bullshit" - rubi84"You don't like porn? Fag." - Peikon"i hope you die in a car accident" - BKajun06

One user at a time, Pruane2Forever3. One user at a time.

1 I would like to point out that, according to his YouTube profile, this kid's name is "Sexman," he's 54 years old, and he owns a company called "Gang Bang Prodouctions" [sic]. That is all.

2 You thought porn spammers were bots? Wrong. They're just normal dudes who love internet porn.

3 Be sure to check out his other videos, too, including a review of the new Rambo movie, a rant on why "Jerry Sienfield" [sic] sucks and this AWESOME fight he had with his dad.

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