The War Against YouTube Porn Spam Begins: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
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Like a lot of people, I'm FED UP with all the porn spam that's being posted on YouTube. It's been bugging me for a while, but I could never find the right words to explain myself. Finally our movement has found its voice. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Pruane2Forever1.
It's about time.
If this kid continues to spout sage advice like "stop jackin' off, find a chick, and have sex with her," I'm pretty sure our movement will begin to gain traction. Pretty soon YouTube will be a pristine internet locale, clean as freshly-fallen untrodden snow. All we have to do is get this kid's voice out there to the masses.
I showed this video to a porn spammer2 I know. Know what happened? He started bawling like a little baby, went home and signed up for an associate's program at his local community college. I'm talking results here, people! Let's get the message out!
Based on most of the 500 comments people have already posted in response to this powerful, moving video, I think we're already making progress:
"lol, what a bullshit" - rubi84"You don't like porn? Fag." - Peikon"i hope you die in a car accident" - BKajun06
One user at a time, Pruane2Forever3. One user at a time.
1 I would like to point out that, according to his YouTube profile, this kid's name is "Sexman," he's 54 years old, and he owns a company called "Gang Bang Prodouctions" [sic]. That is all.
2 You thought porn spammers were bots? Wrong. They're just normal dudes who love internet porn.
3 Be sure to check out his other videos, too, including a review of the new Rambo movie, a rant on why "Jerry Sienfield" [sic] sucks and this AWESOME fight he had with his dad.
Just dropping in to let you know you have an interesting site. I hope you'll continue to work on it. Wishing you all the best.
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ReplyHave you seen the one where he fights his dad? At first it looks like he's molesting him, before finally giving him a concussion.
ReplyFrom the way that his dad was talking, he appears to either be an alcoholic or suffering from some kind of mental disorder. Either way, this kid has a tragic home life.
Chris
He reminds me of Bill Haverchuck.
ReplyI wonder how much stupid crap I would have left on the internet if I had grown up in the era of youtube...
ReplyShit, I'd be unemployable.
Kid is 12 or something. If you can't publicize idiotic poorly spelled crap at that age, when can you?
Course, bet you 10 bucks he's actually some sort of marketing genius and will parley this exposure into a TV show on Nickelodeon.
This kid kind or reminds me of Beavis and Butthead. His video where he pulls his dad off the bed and his dad hits his head is the best.
ReplyThis type of video does make me uncomfortable. Like I'm feeling the embarrassment and shame that the person in the video is cleary incapable of feeling. I can't watch any reality TV for the same reason.
ReplyWhat if you had a hundred million bees? Also, what size of plane are we talking here? Maybe Cracked Science Corner!!!11!! can do the math for us.
ReplyPersonally, my favorite of his videos was the Sienfield rant, mostly because he points out all the reasons why it wasn't realistic. "Bees couldn't lift a plane! Maybe a bunch of elephants could, but not bees!" I think this is what happens when you give a 12 year old a webcam, though he is an exceptional 12 year old. But I ain't hatin', I saw what he did to those snowmen. You want to get a badminton racket to the neck? I didn't think so!
ReplyI'm pretty sure he's typed out what he wants to say and is reading it directly off of the screen.
ReplyIs his voice dubbed? Something doesn't look right here.
ReplySo, on a bizarre personal note, I was watching Attack of the Show on G4 just now because a Those Aren't Muskets sketch was # 2 in their "around the web" countdown (our first-ever TV appearance, thank you very much). Number one? This video. Nice to know that when we get beaten, it's by the best.
ReplyPersonally, I think "Why Not to Comite Suicide" is his best work. He got a great performance out of first-time actor Mr. Lion, which one must appreciate from a directorial stand point as Mr. Lion is what some in the acting community refer to as "not alive." Technical lingo aside, I know I will not be "comiting" suicide anytime soon, and for that, we have only Pruane2Forever to thank.
ReplyYeah, i'm still reeling from indirectly making life difficult for people 300 miles away.
ReplyIt's hard to take that sort of criticism and keep going. This kid's a hero!
You got to give the kid credit , to keep on posting in the face of a lot of negative comments.
ReplyOf course that nothing any Cracked Blogger would understand.
also, he doesn't sound angry, he sounds disappointed. and that's the worst. i thought i got away from that tactic when i moved away from my parents, but i'm being made to feel guilty about something i didn't even do by a boy who looks like the personification of the word 'mangled'.
ReplyWHY?!
Replywhy does his mouth look like i'm viewing it through a magnifying glass?
i do not understand how disproportion of this magnitude could occur in a human being.
One word: ALIEN
Askyew is spouting quite possibly the most insightful comment spam I've ever seen.
ReplyDan - I hadn't watched that one, but you're right: totally genius... but also kinda sad. Poor lil guy.