The U.S.S. Enterprise (Is Getting P.U.S.S.Y. Tonight)
(feat. MC's Prime Directive and Galaxy Class)
The rap parody song has a long and storied history. Like the Jesus or Hitler sketch, it is often a dangerous road to travel down. You're instantly inviting comparisons between your work and that of the greatest comedians of the age. Do I really think our little comedy rap is on par with the likes of Boba the Fett, White and Nerdy, or Gin & Juice (the Gourds version)?
All I can say, humbly, is yes, it's far better than all of those combined*. Enjoy! [Warning: lyrics may be NSFW]
If they are desired, the lyrics can be found in the video description here. You can also download the song here, if you're the kind of person who makes parody songs a part of their regular listening retinue. I'll admit, I occasionally rock me some "Eat It" at the gym. Nothing gets me pumped like Weird Al's slammin' vocals.
*But only if you're really into Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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