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	<title>Comments on: The TRUTH about why Obama can&#8217;t be President</title>
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	<description>The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: RKY</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-123966</link>
		<dc:creator>RKY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:40:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I’m sure you’ve heard about this BULLSHIT, where the SUPREME COURT of all people have turned their backs on the TRUTH and decided to let some guy with a name that DOESN’T SOUND VERY AMERICAN TO ME be President.

** What dose a an American name sound like?**</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m sure you’ve heard about this BULLSHIT, where the SUPREME COURT of all people have turned their backs on the TRUTH and decided to let some guy with a name that DOESN’T SOUND VERY AMERICAN TO ME be President.</p>
<p>** What dose a an American name sound like?**</p>
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		<title>By: Anon</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-121701</link>
		<dc:creator>Anon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Quickly! Make sure Orly see this 'evidence' before the CIA or the KGB close the internet down!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Quickly! Make sure Orly see this &#8216;evidence&#8217; before the CIA or the KGB close the internet down!</p>
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		<title>By: Zeph</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-121453</link>
		<dc:creator>Zeph</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I only have one friend but I love your article. And I love the truth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I only have one friend but I love your article. And I love the truth.</p>
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		<title>By: Max</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-118869</link>
		<dc:creator>Max</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How is it that every time an article gets posted, there are at least ten people who think the author is being serious?

Does "America's Only Humor &amp; Video Site, Since 1958" somehow give you the impression that these people are being serious?

Or was it how they detail adventures in -trying to fuck mermaids-?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How is it that every time an article gets posted, there are at least ten people who think the author is being serious?</p>
<p>Does &#8220;America&#8217;s Only Humor &amp; Video Site, Since 1958&#8243; somehow give you the impression that these people are being serious?</p>
<p>Or was it how they detail adventures in -trying to fuck mermaids-?</p>
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		<title>By: Pat Dollard &#124; Young Americans &#124; Blog Archive &#187; The Truth About Barack Obama&#8217;s Birth And More</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-116369</link>
		<dc:creator>Pat Dollard &#124; Young Americans &#124; Blog Archive &#187; The Truth About Barack Obama&#8217;s Birth And More</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] CRACKED: IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m sure youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve heard about this BULLSHIT, where the SUPREME COURT of all people have turned their backs on the TRUTH and decided to let some guy with a name that DOESNÃ¢â‚¬â„¢T SOUND VERY AMERICAN TO ME be President. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] CRACKED: IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m sure youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ve heard about this BULLSHIT, where the SUPREME COURT of all people have turned their backs on the TRUTH and decided to let some guy with a name that DOESNÃ¢â‚¬â„¢T SOUND VERY AMERICAN TO ME be President. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Grant</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-115898</link>
		<dc:creator>Grant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2009 06:43:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this was hilarious lOL hahahaha fantastic piece of satire =]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this was hilarious lOL hahahaha fantastic piece of satire =]</p>
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		<title>By: Wow.</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-114127</link>
		<dc:creator>Wow.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 10:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love how some people actually think he's serious.
This is blatant sarcasm, people.  The sooner you figure that out, the sooner we can stop listening to you throw hissy fits about how ignorant the author is.

And sorry, Chris, I don't want to participate because I don't like softball.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love how some people actually think he&#8217;s serious.<br />
This is blatant sarcasm, people.  The sooner you figure that out, the sooner we can stop listening to you throw hissy fits about how ignorant the author is.</p>
<p>And sorry, Chris, I don&#8217;t want to participate because I don&#8217;t like softball.</p>
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		<title>By: Logic</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-111578</link>
		<dc:creator>Logic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Great arcticle btw Chris!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great arcticle btw Chris!</p>
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		<title>By: Logic</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-111577</link>
		<dc:creator>Logic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 11:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As an Australian i spend a lot of time laughing at you Americans for trying to find problems with Obama, he's actually trying to make some good decisions but you guys (refering to the republican commentors) try every thing possible to stop him because your scared he's gonna change your country. Guess what? Your country needs to change otherwise your gonna crumble and drag the whole world down with you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As an Australian i spend a lot of time laughing at you Americans for trying to find problems with Obama, he&#8217;s actually trying to make some good decisions but you guys (refering to the republican commentors) try every thing possible to stop him because your scared he&#8217;s gonna change your country. Guess what? Your country needs to change otherwise your gonna crumble and drag the whole world down with you.</p>
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		<title>By: The Killah29</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-about-why-obama-cant-be-president/comment-page-9/#comment-111552</link>
		<dc:creator>The Killah29</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ josh

Right the Fuck on brother!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ josh</p>
<p>Right the Fuck on brother!!</p>
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