Comments on: 8 Reasons Competitive Eating is The Worst Thing Ever http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 03:59:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Reneeisme2day http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-112968 Reneeisme2day Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:44:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-112968 Side food! And that last bit was awesome. Side food! And that last bit was awesome.

]]> By: Anathame http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-112128 Anathame Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:28:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-112128 Nora didn't read it because she's too busy jamming burritos into her mouth. She's gotten good, she can distend her jaw now, for more cramming. Thats pretty much All-star in the eating circuit. Nora didn’t read it because she’s too busy jamming burritos into her mouth. She’s gotten good, she can distend her jaw now, for more cramming. Thats pretty much All-star in the eating circuit.

]]> By: DAISHI http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-109101 DAISHI Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:48:27 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-109101 If Nora couldn't be bothered to capitalize her letters or spell correctly, why would she bother to read the whole article? If Nora couldn’t be bothered to capitalize her letters or spell correctly, why would she bother to read the whole article?

]]> By: missykittyQ http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-105314 missykittyQ Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:00:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-105314 I love you, seanbaby. I love you, seanbaby.

]]> By: Rockly http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-101349 Rockly Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:20:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-101349 Shit...I wasn't supposed to talk about that. Shit…I wasn’t supposed to talk about that.

]]> By: Rockly http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-101348 Rockly Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:19:53 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-101348 So I guess you don't wanna come to the "Punch Yourself in the Balls Over and Over" club in the basement of Lou's bar tonight? So I guess you don’t wanna come to the “Punch Yourself in the Balls Over and Over” club in the basement of Lou’s bar tonight?

]]> By: Wax http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-98519 Wax Sat, 18 Jul 2009 06:42:49 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-98519 Err..Nora, did you read the whole list? Number 1 actually talks about how the champs are all thin now. I would actually feel much better about our country if we were not doing well at it. Let Japan have it. Let us keep our self-respect. If someone started a "Punch Yourself in the Balls Over and Over" competition, would patriotism make you feel good about the US housing the champ? Not I. Err..Nora, did you read the whole list? Number 1 actually talks about how the champs are all thin now.

I would actually feel much better about our country if we were not doing well at it. Let Japan have it. Let us keep our self-respect. If someone started a “Punch Yourself in the Balls Over and Over” competition, would patriotism make you feel good about the US housing the champ? Not I.

]]> By: wurrble http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-97487 wurrble Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:38:46 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-97487 every time a competitive eater chows down on a hot dog or hamburger or tin of paint or wedding cake ... somewhere a fairy dies. oh, and a starving african child ;) every time a competitive eater chows down on a hot dog or hamburger or tin of paint or wedding cake … somewhere a fairy dies. oh, and a starving african child ;)

]]> By: Nora http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-97155 Nora Thu, 09 Jul 2009 19:27:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-97155 eater x is ranked 4th in the world, get your facts straight. and have you seen juliet lee or sonya? both very thin girls. so is eater x, for that matter. they can eat fast, its not liek they're being pigs every single day. eater x is ranked 4th in the world, get your facts straight.
and have you seen juliet lee or sonya?
both very thin girls.
so is eater x, for that matter.
they can eat fast, its not liek they’re being pigs every single day.

]]> By: Kait http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-8-reasons-competitive-eating-sucks/comment-page-4/#comment-96810 Kait Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:11:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8952#comment-96810 The last part was the best because it's devastatingly true. All the winners are freakishly healthy, considering what they put their bodies through. The last part was the best because it’s devastatingly true.

All the winners are freakishly healthy, considering what they put their bodies through.

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