http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:06:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-126441 christine Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:01:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-126441 those are pistachios... those are pistachios…

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-124534 Zach Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:55:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-124534 Granted, this runs pretty high on the "Jesus Christ, did that just happen?" scale. But think about this: Watch the same commercial, but substitute in a twelve year old, for instance... Holy. God. Granted, this runs pretty high on the “Jesus Christ, did that just happen?” scale. But think about this: Watch the same commercial, but substitute in a twelve year old, for instance… Holy. God.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-123076 totalisbadass Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:49:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-123076 I think it's quite obvious what's going on here. Some of the higher ups at six flags hate old people, and are trying to get them to to come to their park dance,eat shitty food,and ride rollercoasters. The combination of which only a select few old people can survive(like Clint Eastwood). Then with old people out of the way, they can buy up all that land that those retirement homes take up and expand their influence. Or they are just insane I think it’s quite obvious what’s going on here. Some of the higher ups at six flags hate old people, and are trying to get them to to come to their park dance,eat shitty food,and ride rollercoasters. The combination of which only a select few old people can survive(like Clint Eastwood). Then with old people out of the way, they can buy up all that land that those retirement homes take up and expand their influence. Or they are just insane

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-123067 Mr.Entropy Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:33:21 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-123067 i think the stereotype asian dude was marginally better i think the stereotype asian dude was marginally better

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-121854 Alan Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:35:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-121854 I hope whoever this is will be in an all male prison for his crime againest humanity. Who the f*** is this retard, Miley Cyrus without her mask? I hope whoever this is will be in an all male prison for his crime againest humanity. Who the f*** is this retard, Miley Cyrus without her mask?

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-119971 Get Awesome Wed, 21 Oct 2009 11:59:54 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-119971 This article basically outlines everything I thought the first time I saw this hideous, disturbing commercial. I was going around asking people, "have you seen this freakish, dancing Magoo they have? What the fuck does this guy have to do with roller coasters? What is his relevance, does he have a name?" They just told me to calm down, that he was just a mascot. I'm glad someone else saw this and thought the same things. Terrible mascot, terrible slogan. Somewhere some asshole brought the storyboards for this ad to an executive board meeting, and they all went, "brilliant!". Apparently at six flags, they do acid at their board meetings. This article basically outlines everything I thought the first time I saw this hideous, disturbing commercial. I was going around asking people, “have you seen this freakish, dancing Magoo they have? What the fuck does this guy have to do with roller coasters? What is his relevance, does he have a name?” They just told me to calm down, that he was just a mascot. I’m glad someone else saw this and thought the same things. Terrible mascot, terrible slogan. Somewhere some asshole brought the storyboards for this ad to an executive board meeting, and they all went, “brilliant!”. Apparently at six flags, they do acid at their board meetings.

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-119423 happyman Mon, 19 Oct 2009 03:06:44 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-119423 i could not stop laughing the whole way through, this great rant man i could not stop laughing the whole way through, this great rant man

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-116541 opiak Sat, 10 Oct 2009 19:09:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-116541 i wanna be this old man for halloweeenn yesss! haha i searched him :) i wanna be this old man for halloweeenn yesss! haha i searched him

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-114231 m* Mon, 05 Oct 2009 22:38:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-114231 More flags more fun More flags more fun

]]> http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-six-flags-mascot-like-eating-chocolate-skittles-with-your-eyes/comment-page-6/#comment-114226 K_DeAd Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:17:02 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=8994#comment-114226 Welcome to "FLAAAAAAAAGSSSZ!!!," where our motto is "We House A Collection Of Giant Robots That Push People Around!" LMAO so FUCKING funny!!! Welcome to “FLAAAAAAAAGSSSZ!!!,” where our motto is “We House A Collection Of Giant Robots That Push People Around!” LMAO so FUCKING funny!!!

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