Comments on: The Shocking Truth about Pirates

By: Vonthako

Vonthako — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:45:37 +0000

Well, I’ve never had my life threatened by a pirate, but DAMN if this article didn’t nearly cause me to asphyxiate by laughter!

This part:
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You want to sell a stick you use to pick your ass with, someone will buy it.”

Mustapha holds up the stick he had been poking me with for the last half hour and looked at it, squinting.
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had my catching my breath for 3 minutes!

Good job making the pirates go commercial - it worked in making the true hippies nearly extinct, so why the hell not?

By: I need to stop staying up so late

I need to stop staying up so late — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:32:42 +0000

I have no idea how this got on this page. Now I’m even more scared.

By: I need to stop staying up so late

I need to stop staying up so late — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:31:56 +0000

Saw this super-early morning for an Obama Chia. I cried a little bit.

By: Liam

Liam — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:16:27 +0000

Cool. I like how he managed to completely emasculate a fearsome gang of pirates- it just makes it easier for them TO FUCKING KILL YOU. Seriously, you just keep thinking, “Pssh-pussies,” until they’ve got an Uzi jammed against your skull and are shouting broken phrases and demands at you in English.

By: Jhelo Cruz

Jhelo Cruz — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:38:21 +0000

My Uncle who is a seaman had just told me the story regarding the Somalian Pirate attack they encountered last January 2009. He said that the looks of the pirates who attacked their ship and the pirates in here are exactly the same with regards to how they dress.

By: Toni-Lou

Toni-Lou — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:06:02 +0000

Arrrr that be a mighty fine tale of the piratey variety!

I do hope Black Beard went with 70 Denier though, there’s nothing worse than hairs poking out & causing a ladder.

By: Emporius

Emporius — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:20:14 +0000

This was fantastic, had me rolling in tears.

By: Impy

Impy — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:06:08 +0000

This was one of the funniest things I’ve read in quite some time. Amazing, pirates and pantyhose go so well together….

By: Nick Burns

Nick Burns — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:07:22 +0000

Oh god that was so funny… So… oral sex eh?

By: sukzor

sukzor — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:20:30 +0000

sooooo funny :)) great stuff !!!