The Secrets Of Benjamin Linus
This is a song about LOST. If you don't like songs or LOST, you should probably just ignore this and move on with your life.
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"Here's Locke with my knocks?" STAR WARS?
ReplyI really like these Lost songs. My favorite line was the "genuine flyness" one.
ReplyDefinitely enjoyed this - I liked how up to date it was! Laughed out loud many times!
ReplyAll that is necessary for Cody to triumph is for good men to do nothing. Or for his parents to have their doctor say, many years ago "Bone in front of a faulty microwave, it's cool. Be sure to drink heavily while your pregnant."
ReplyI have a secret crush on Mr. Linus....not so secret no tho
ReplyThe equation must have a missing piece. I like Lost and songs, but didn't like this. Could that missing piece be Cody?
ReplyI don't like Lost though I sometimes like songs but definitely not songs about Lost but I refuse to move on with my life so I'm going to sit on this page forever. Or until I get bored. Which is now.
ReplyI don't have the patience to verify this, but I'm pretty sure this song has already been posted. I think it was part of a longer video.
ReplyYou're right. I remember this from when Cody first joined.
Well, no. This video has bits from the most recent episodes of LOST.
But, yeah, Cody did do another song about LOST a while back that sounded much the same. Actually maybe more than one.
I like songs, but no so much LOST...
ReplyStill, I thought this was hilarious.
I don't care for Lost and I only met Benjamin last week when he almost dug his own grave and didn't screw over his not-daughter, and more importantly, I didn't watch this video, but I wish I did because I'm sure it was awesome. Shut your pieholes, haters, you give a s**t about Lost and let's face it, that's lame.
ReplyBenjamen linus is awesome. I'm a huge fan, like pants s**ttingly holy motherf**king c**k s**t he's a big fan. Cody has managed to make me hate him forever.
ReplyI registered an account just to counter the people who hate this video, because it is awesome. It keeps getting stuck in my head, and that's the measure of a good song!
ReplyI'm an ENORMOUS Ben Linus fan - I mean, seriously one of the biggest ever - and a huge fan of the actor Michael Emerson, and even I find this song and video retarded.
ReplyI hate lost but I love these songs.
ReplyI also would like to point out that maybe it's a good thing Cracked has hired someone whose sense of humor isn't EXACTLY THE SAME as every other writer on here. Boring people are free to dislike it, I guess.
I love songs and LOST but I still think these are f**king retarded.
Reply"If you don’t like songs or LOST, you should probably just ignore this and move on with your life."
ReplyDon't you mean "...you should probably just...get LOST!"? Hahaha, I slay me.
I made an account solely for the purpose of saying how stupid and pointless it is to make an account solely for the purpose of telling someone they suck.
ReplyI have made an account for the sole purpose of posting this comment and to say that you suck Cody. Get. Off. Of. Cracked.
Reply"If you don’t like songs or LOST, you should probably just ignore this and move on with your life." - Done. I also don't like Cody's stupid videos.
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fail C++ not enough room LOL