Comments on: The Scouts are offering a Merit Badge in Boning http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:41:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Shelly_Lou http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-123595 Shelly_Lou Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:30:51 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-123595 I happen to disagree with Johnny B. My older brother, Eagle Scout and member of the Order of the Arrow was an incredible man whore back in his day (new girl every week). His camping skill came in handy when him and his buddies (and their flavors of the week)wanted to party without having to worry about messing up a house. Then again, my brother was probably an exception to the rule... I happen to disagree with Johnny B. My older brother, Eagle Scout and member of the Order of the Arrow was an incredible man whore back in his day (new girl every week). His camping skill came in handy when him and his buddies (and their flavors of the week)wanted to party without having to worry about messing up a house. Then again, my brother was probably an exception to the rule…

]]> By: registry cleaner http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-111959 registry cleaner Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:36:43 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-111959 Of course, what a great site and informative posts, I will add backlink - bookmark this site? Regards. Of course, what a great site and informative posts, I will add backlink - bookmark this site? Regards.

]]> By: Johnny B http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-90346 Johnny B Fri, 29 May 2009 22:17:42 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-90346 I can't speak for english scouts, but american scouts above 14 are ALWAYS dorks who never get vag. ALWAYS. so, eagle scouts, go build me a fire in the woods by which I will rock your mothers casbah til she screams. I can’t speak for english scouts, but american scouts above 14 are ALWAYS dorks who never get vag. ALWAYS. so, eagle scouts, go build me a fire in the woods by which I will rock your mothers casbah til she screams.

]]> By: Darkmage http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-60487 Darkmage Wed, 17 Dec 2008 16:40:31 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-60487 How dare you talk about english teens that way! They are upstanding contributors... ok, I cant even get through this sentence, knowing what shit it is. A few things: The UK Scouts (most likely the original scouts) is almost as culty as the US one, being held primarily in churches and having a large contingent of God Botherers. Also, most UK kids are out of scouts by the age of 11-13, as it's social suicide after that, so there's is pretty much no teens in the UK scouts, except for the ones who aren't getting any pussy anytime soon, anyway. We do have sex ed (I had my first sex ed lesson at about 10) but, as usual, we have the (retarded) religious types trying to fuck it up, as they can obviously not see the correlation between the very high % of pregnant 14 year olds and the lack of sex ed in school. They're too busy getting drunk in church, on 'blood'. How dare you talk about english teens that way! They are upstanding contributors… ok, I cant even get through this sentence, knowing what shit it is.
A few things: The UK Scouts (most likely the original scouts) is almost as culty as the US one, being held primarily in churches and having a large contingent of God Botherers. Also, most UK kids are out of scouts by the age of 11-13, as it’s social suicide after that, so there’s is pretty much no teens in the UK scouts, except for the ones who aren’t getting any pussy anytime soon, anyway.
We do have sex ed (I had my first sex ed lesson at about 10) but, as usual, we have the (retarded) religious types trying to fuck it up, as they can obviously not see the correlation between the very high % of pregnant 14 year olds and the lack of sex ed in school. They’re too busy getting drunk in church, on ‘blood’.

]]> By: An Eagle Scout http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-57234 An Eagle Scout Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:12:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-57234 The American Scout movement isn't all that conservative; at least not where I'm from, most scouts aren't "squares" either, I was in it partially because it looks good on college apps. You should see some of the Eagle scouts from my old troop... definitely not squares The American Scout movement isn’t all that conservative; at least not where I’m from, most scouts aren’t “squares” either, I was in it partially because it looks good on college apps. You should see some of the Eagle scouts from my old troop… definitely not squares

]]> By: KingBushwick the33rd http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-56536 KingBushwick the33rd Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:57:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-56536 How about a Merit Badge for avoiding the advances whenever the Scout Master invites you to join him in his tent and cuddle with him because your'e scared??? How about a Merit Badge for avoiding the advances whenever the Scout Master invites you to join him in his tent and cuddle with him because your’e scared???

]]> By: Russ http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-56096 Russ Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:11:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-56096 Time to retreat back to the sixties when my biggest concern in scouting was trying to start a fire with no matches. Maybe scouts should have a rating system on merit badges much like the movie industry. Opps, that almost sounds like censorship. Sorry Time to retreat back to the sixties when my biggest concern in scouting was trying to start a fire with no matches. Maybe scouts should have a rating system on merit badges much like the movie industry. Opps, that almost sounds like censorship. Sorry

]]> By: Tamina http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-55127 Tamina Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:51:22 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-55127 I'll weigh in for the Australians here and say teenagers + tents + insufficient or simply not worried supervision = orgies. I’ll weigh in for the Australians here and say teenagers + tents + insufficient or simply not worried supervision = orgies.

]]> By: Richard http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-54884 Richard Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:47:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-54884 I resent your description of british people, just look at some of our fine upstanding young ladies that represent Britain superbly like Amy Winehouse I resent your description of british people, just look at some of our fine upstanding young ladies that represent Britain superbly like Amy Winehouse

]]> By: Billy http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-scouts-are-offering-a-merit-badge-in-boning/comment-page-1/#comment-54883 Billy Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:44:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=4671#comment-54883 "Metalbrainsurgery Says: October 28th, 2008 at 11:19 am English scouts seem rediculous at their very core. I mean I can understand where American scouts came from. We used to have a HUGE expanse of unexplored land, so scouts here seems logical. England however is an island, and I doubt very seriously that any of it is unexplored." Why do you think they're teaching us sex ed now? I'm talking about some serious caving oooooh yeah “Metalbrainsurgery Says:
October 28th, 2008 at 11:19 am
English scouts seem rediculous at their very core. I mean I can understand where American scouts came from. We used to have a HUGE expanse of unexplored land, so scouts here seems logical. England however is an island, and I doubt very seriously that any of it is unexplored.”

Why do you think they’re teaching us sex ed now? I’m talking about some serious caving oooooh yeah

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