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	<title>Comments on: The New iPod Shuffle Will Make Your Penis Look Huge</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: AV</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-4/#comment-123073</link>
		<dc:creator>AV</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:42:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL!! This is awesome. Ah Swaim, you're still my favourite (though DOB is gaining on you...not fast enough but).

 "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start" -- hilarious!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL!! This is awesome. Ah Swaim, you&#8217;re still my favourite (though DOB is gaining on you&#8230;not fast enough but).</p>
<p> &#8220;Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start&#8221; &#8212; hilarious!!</p>
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		<title>By: Schoemaker</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-4/#comment-122061</link>
		<dc:creator>Schoemaker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 06:37:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Craigslist w4m NSA, Seattle w4m Chicago w4m New York, Cleveland, San Francisco Portland, San Antonio, Houston, Las Vegas, Los Angelas, Sacramento, Orlando, Dallas, friends and hot gals live and local. Get some on Halloween! http://budurl.com/localbuddies</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Craigslist w4m NSA, Seattle w4m Chicago w4m New York, Cleveland, San Francisco Portland, San Antonio, Houston, Las Vegas, Los Angelas, Sacramento, Orlando, Dallas, friends and hot gals live and local. Get some on Halloween! <a href="http://budurl.com/localbuddies" rel="nofollow">http://budurl.com/localbuddies</a></p>
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		<title>By: the chef</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-4/#comment-121141</link>
		<dc:creator>the chef</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>first of all, i love your stuff. this was hilarious. but the last picture is of a chick and you're suppose to be pointing to her wang. is it suppose to be symbolic? like if you buy one you will actually become so demasculated that you start wearing lady jeans. can i go with that? yea, ill go with that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>first of all, i love your stuff. this was hilarious. but the last picture is of a chick and you&#8217;re suppose to be pointing to her wang. is it suppose to be symbolic? like if you buy one you will actually become so demasculated that you start wearing lady jeans. can i go with that? yea, ill go with that.</p>
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		<title>By: Eno</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-4/#comment-107548</link>
		<dc:creator>Eno</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 10:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Talkie Walkie, that's a great CD man</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talkie Walkie, that&#8217;s a great CD man</p>
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		<title>By: Flogging molleh!</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-4/#comment-107300</link>
		<dc:creator>Flogging molleh!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:21:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i definately think your right 'goodtime' i mean.. i think the article was funny and ppl just gotta calm down... i suppose ppl with no lives need to argue over the internet here... abut nothing mind you....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i definately think your right &#8216;goodtime&#8217; i mean.. i think the article was funny and ppl just gotta calm down&#8230; i suppose ppl with no lives need to argue over the internet here&#8230; abut nothing mind you&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Ben</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-4/#comment-105414</link>
		<dc:creator>Ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Its so effective it can make a chick look like shes got a huge dick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its so effective it can make a chick look like shes got a huge dick.</p>
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		<title>By: John</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-4/#comment-103651</link>
		<dc:creator>John</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 15:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahaha.  That's definitely a woman.  I've never seen a guys waist shaped like that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahaha.  That&#8217;s definitely a woman.  I&#8217;ve never seen a guys waist shaped like that.</p>
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		<title>By: Umm</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-4/#comment-102753</link>
		<dc:creator>Umm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That...Person looks like a chick...Long nails.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8230;Person looks like a chick&#8230;Long nails.</p>
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		<title>By: whoatrish.</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-3/#comment-102385</link>
		<dc:creator>whoatrish.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>damn, what a huge penis.
did you make sure to thank your shuffles michael?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>damn, what a huge penis.<br />
did you make sure to thank your shuffles michael?</p>
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		<title>By: thingsthatrhyme</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-new-ipod-shuffle-can-enlarge-your-penis-a-mental-debate/comment-page-3/#comment-101438</link>
		<dc:creator>thingsthatrhyme</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@reverend_funk; 
I don't think it matters how original the opinion is. In fact, the more people that can relate to it, the more successful the article should be. Theoretically. 
Really, all that matters is how funny it was (personally, I loved it).</description>
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I don&#8217;t think it matters how original the opinion is. In fact, the more people that can relate to it, the more successful the article should be. Theoretically.<br />
Really, all that matters is how funny it was (personally, I loved it).</p>
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