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The Top 5 Nooners: #2 The Greatest Video I Have Ever Seen In My Entire Life

This week, while Ross is in the mountains of Mexico training for his new role as a Cracked columnist, we're counting down our favorite Nooners from five to one. And while number one is our favorite for sentimental reasons, this may be the greatest video Ross ever commented on. Awesome Video Of The DayDancing Man Wearing A Horse Mask Cooks Wild Mushrooms (Probably NSFW)

This is the greatest video that I have ever seen in my entire life.

Hang on a second. I have to go get a mop - my head just exploded.

Yes - it's a video of a mostly-naked Japanese man picking and cooking wild mushrooms. Yes - he's wearing a horse mask and dancing. Why? That I couldn't tell you. People do all kinds of weird stuff, I guess. When I cook wild mushrooms that I've hand-picked from the forests of Japan, I like to hum along to popular radio hits and make little farty noises with my mouth. Does that make ME a freak?! So I like to hum and make little farty noises. Big deal. We've all got our quirks - this guy's just so happens to be that he likes to dance around naked in a horse mask while cooking potentially deadly wild mushrooms. Judge not lest ye be judged.

Okay, I'll admit it - this video is completely fucking bizarre and makes me more than a little uncomfortable, but you know what? This guy is PUMPED to be cooking those mushrooms. He looks like he's having the time of his life! Maybe it's the expression on the horse mask faking me out... or maybe this guy is on to something. Maybe dancing around naked in a horse mask and cooking wild mushrooms is AWESOME.

Only one way to find out, I guess. Anyone got a horse mask I can borrow?

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