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	<title>Comments on: The Greatest News Headline You&#8217;ll Ever Read</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: the chef</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-112583</link>
		<dc:creator>the chef</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:18:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i would have laughed super hard if i wasnt, in fact, banging her face right now. she LOVES it. when im done she lets me say, "do you see what you get when you mess with the warriors!!!" i think i love her, man.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i would have laughed super hard if i wasnt, in fact, banging her face right now. she LOVES it. when im done she lets me say, &#8220;do you see what you get when you mess with the warriors!!!&#8221; i think i love her, man.</p>
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		<title>By: blue</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-109475</link>
		<dc:creator>blue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 22:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hannah Montana eats backwards. By that I mean she eats with her anus. By that I mean she shits from her mouth (literally and metaphorically).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hannah Montana eats backwards. By that I mean she eats with her anus. By that I mean she shits from her mouth (literally and metaphorically).</p>
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		<title>By: alright</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-102362</link>
		<dc:creator>alright</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love you, Daniel O'Brien.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love you, Daniel O&#8217;Brien.</p>
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		<title>By: echelon42</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-93562</link>
		<dc:creator>echelon42</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 05:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hannah Montana killed J.R.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hannah Montana killed J.R.</p>
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		<title>By: Tomasa Supplice</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-82775</link>
		<dc:creator>Tomasa Supplice</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello. Great job. I did not expect this on a Wednesday. This is a great story. Thanks!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello. Great job. I did not expect this on a Wednesday. This is a great story. Thanks!</p>
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		<title>By: DriveWithHerbie.com is presenting Driver's Ed on the Net. One of the Cheapest and Best Online Driver Education courses money can buy!</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-82762</link>
		<dc:creator>DriveWithHerbie.com is presenting Driver's Ed on the Net. One of the Cheapest and Best Online Driver Education courses money can buy!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 17:36:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;DriveWithHerbie.com is presenting Driver's Ed on the Net. One of the Cheapest and Best Online Driver Education courses money can buy!...&lt;/strong&gt;

charts and graphs are part of our online course...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>DriveWithHerbie.com is presenting Driver&#8217;s Ed on the Net. One of the Cheapest and Best Online Driver Education courses money can buy!&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>charts and graphs are part of our online course&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: How to Get Six Pack Fast</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-80354</link>
		<dc:creator>How to Get Six Pack Fast</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My fellow on Facebook shared this link   and I'm not dissapointed at all that I came here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My fellow on Facebook shared this link   and I&#8217;m not dissapointed at all that I came here.</p>
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		<title>By: kas daddy</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-77648</link>
		<dc:creator>kas daddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:04:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hannah montana is nicholas cage</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hannah montana is nicholas cage</p>
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		<title>By: Darkmage</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-59330</link>
		<dc:creator>Darkmage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It didn't show the pic!
Link here - http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/mage_g4/Picture1-10.jpg</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It didn&#8217;t show the pic!<br />
Link here - <a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/mage_g4/Picture1-10.jpg" rel="nofollow">http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v237/mage_g4/Picture1-10.jpg</a></p>
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		<title>By: Darkmage</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-greatest-news-headline-youll-ever-read/comment-page-4/#comment-59329</link>
		<dc:creator>Darkmage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 12:38:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Right guys, as many people as need to either make real, relevant or at least not overtly bullshit entries using the below account! If we get more than 10 we can change details on protected pages!

For now, I did this.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Right guys, as many people as need to either make real, relevant or at least not overtly bullshit entries using the below account! If we get more than 10 we can change details on protected pages!</p>
<p>For now, I did this.</p>
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