All-star Warner Bros. animator/director/producer Friz Freleng died twelve years ago at the age of 89, and I’m guessing he did so with a smile on his face. I’d be smiling too if I carried around a filthy little secret for over half a century.
In 1942, Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd co-starred in a short cartoon called The Wabbit Who Came To Supper. It’s your typical Bugs Bunny joint, but the plot is completely irrelevant for our purposes here considering that the funniest joke in the whole cartoon (and quite possibly the funniest joke in the entire Bugs Bunny oeuvre) lasts only a fraction of a second, maybe 5 or 6 frames, tops.
Fast forward until there’s about 5:10 remaining (aka about 2:50 into the video) and keep your eye on the top of the towel when Bugs gets out of the shower.
Did you see that? Pull it back and try it again. You saw it that time, didn’t you? Hey, are okay? You look a little pale. You’re feeling dizzy? Here - sit down and let me get you some water. Oh, Jesus! Wake up!
You’re probably wondering what just happened. You know - right before you passed out? Let me give you a hint:
You just saw Bugs Bunny’s dick.
You’ve gotta wonder how in the name of God this happened. Was it an animator’s office gag that somehow slipped through the cracks, or a maniacal plot to subliminally warp the minds of children across America?
Another fairly important question: Is that really Bugs Bunny’s dick? It sure looks like it to me. Snopes.com is eerily silent on the subject. Thoughts, anyone?
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July 14th, 2009 at 12:25 am
Erm….
Hate to disapoint you, but that is just a space between his legs, what looks to be BB’s penis is actually his towel at the back of him, because of the shap of his legs it looks like what you think it is, but unfortunately for you it’s not!, if his towel was blue or another colour, you would see what I mean…
January 12th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
arch in bug’s thighs, not a knob. space between legs, its the towel behind.
November 30th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Man,You Guys Been Down In The Basement Too Long!!
Wondering About Whether Bugs’s Johnson Is Sticking Out Of a Towell Is Just Plain Nuts!!
Yet,You Get PO’d About James Dobson Saying”Spongebob’s Gay!!”.
Not That I Care About Jimmy Dobson Either!!
September 18th, 2008 at 11:00 am
What is really interesting is if you look at the letter they get telling them Uncle Louie has kicked the bucket and they get $3,000,000.00. If you do the math they are off by $902,934.02!
Look at frames 5:50 - 5:57
August 29th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
[QUOTE]If you really want some laughs, look at any pictures and calendars in the back screens of the old Warner Brothers cartoons. There’s often a pin-up in them. Possibly the best example of this is in ‘Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears’, where there’s a nude woman bathing in a river on the calendar by the table.[/QUOTE]
Actually the best one would be the topless pin-up seen in a bunker on the WWII cartoon, “Daffy the Commando” (and, in case anyone cares, Daffy the Commando is going to come out on DVD this year in October as part of the Golden Collection set [which is going to end this year, but that doesn't mean that Warner Brothers isn't going to stop releasing the Looney Tunes on DVD; they're just going to put it under a new name and possibly different packaging as of 2009]. But if you can’t wait that long, look for it on YouTube).
March 31st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Naw I’m pretty sure its not the towel between his legs since actually extends beyond the white oval that makes up his stomach. It definitely reaches out beyond the v of his legs. Horrible
February 2nd, 2008 at 10:30 pm
slimming down windows vista…
yes indeed……
December 13th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Who the hell is interested in bunny’s dick.
Men, go look for something real.
Get Red.
November 25th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Ha! I even went to the DVD (Volume 3 Disk 1) and it seemed you were right! However sad as it is to say, when going through frame by frame you can clearly see that it is in fact the back of the towel between the V of his legs. =)
November 2nd, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Dude! I thought the towel looked like cigarettes
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:10 am
If you really want some laughs, look at any pictures and calendars in the back screens of the old Warner Brothers cartoons. There’s often a pin-up in them. Possibly the best example of this is in ‘Bugs Bunny and the Three Bears’, where there’s a nude woman bathing in a river on the calendar by the table.
October 2nd, 2007 at 2:44 pm
MwaHAHAHA! And just like that, your chance to write for this blog has been dashed to the stony ground! Who’s next?!
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:38 am
What’s next, Swaim? Gonna go rip the beards off of some mall Santas in front of a bunch of kids? Maybe tell them that the Tooth Fairy doesn’t exist while you’re at it?
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:29 am
That is not a dick sir. It is the back of the towel showing between Mr. Bunny’s legs. The arch of his crotch forms what psychologists call a “phantom cock.” You clearly don’t have enough experience with dicks. And for your edification, Friz Freeling died in regret and sorrow.