Comments on: The (Mentally Ill) Idiot’s Guide To Amazon.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:13:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: BatShitInsane http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-52295 BatShitInsane Sat, 18 Oct 2008 17:59:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-52295 is it weird that the same people who bought used ground beef on Amazon.com also bought the new Panic at the Disco cd? no, that seems about right to me. is it weird that the same people who bought used ground beef on Amazon.com also bought the new Panic at the Disco cd?

no, that seems about right to me.

]]> By: aeyrhed http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-51728 aeyrhed Thu, 16 Oct 2008 01:19:11 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-51728 awesome, all that you left out is the search other people's wish list function and how stalkers and paranoid schizo's can really take advantage of it awesome, all that you left out is the search other people’s wish list function and how stalkers and paranoid schizo’s can really take advantage of it

]]> By: Tim http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-50774 Tim Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:47:55 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-50774 hilarious. Loved the reward. Did you read the review of 'MEAT" by Reviews Written by Theresa Bodmer "ENJOYER OF BEEF" RSS Feed (I WISH I KNEW) hilarious. Loved the reward. Did you read the review of ‘MEAT” by Reviews Written by
Theresa Bodmer “ENJOYER OF BEEF” RSS Feed (I WISH I KNEW)

]]> By: Lolagranola http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-44142 Lolagranola Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:29:47 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-44142 Dear God in Heaven, that chloroform is REALLY for sale on Amazon! I thought it was a photoshop. That should be handy for a little date rape or accidental snuff. Honey, honey, HONEY.......Oh, shit!! Dear God in Heaven, that chloroform is REALLY for sale on Amazon! I thought it was a photoshop. That should be handy for a little date rape or accidental snuff. Honey, honey, HONEY…….Oh, shit!!

]]> By: LexTaliones http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-43646 LexTaliones Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:15:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-43646 How the fuck did you get to see my wish list? And where are the nylon zip ties? http://www.amazon.com/Black-Nylon-Cable-Locking-4-8mm/dp/B000RB2DOS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=automotive&qid=1219108494&sr=8-2 How the fuck did you get to see my wish list? And where are the nylon zip ties?

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Nylon-Cable-Locking-4-8mm/dp/B000RB2DOS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=automotive&qid=1219108494&sr=8-2

]]> By: Panzer-Stier Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-43571 Panzer-Stier Ross Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:49:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-43571 Goddamn I want one of those. Can you attach a gun turret? Goddamn I want one of those.

Can you attach a gun turret?

]]> By: Rozie http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-43548 Rozie Mon, 18 Aug 2008 02:52:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-43548 I've been a fan of bizarre things found on amazon for a while now, and thought I'd share my favorite with you guys: http://tinyurl.com/http-www-amazon-com-JL421-Ba Be sure to check out the reviews. I’ve been a fan of bizarre things found on amazon for a while now, and thought I’d share my favorite with you guys:
http://tinyurl.com/http-www-amazon-com-JL421-Ba

Be sure to check out the reviews.

]]> By: glaceau http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-43535 glaceau Sun, 17 Aug 2008 22:32:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-43535 Psh. My uncle set his whole house on fire when he was young. My mom had five brothers and they all thought it would be fun to play with the light switches. Her family had to move after the house burned down. Psh. My uncle set his whole house on fire when he was young. My mom had five brothers and they all thought it would be fun to play with the light switches. Her family had to move after the house burned down.

]]> By: marckw http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-43488 marckw Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:18:05 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-43488 It was the bottom drawer. It was the bottom drawer.

]]> By: glendoor42 http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-foaming-raving-lunatics-guide-to-amazoncom/#comment-43481 glendoor42 Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:17:13 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=1619#comment-43481 Both, but that time it was an accident. He had got my Daddy's lighter and hid under the bed so no one would see him playing with it and the cloth under went up like a bonfire. I just kinda remember thinking what a weird dream I'm having, I can't breath, there is all this smoke and Momma and Daddy are carrying a burning mattress out of the room. What a dream. Good thing this is a dream ,I thought, because if it were real you think they might want to get me out of the room before I suffocate. Personally, I believe the motherfucker was trying to kill me because of a long standing dispute over who tore up a Adam West Batmobile, I did not but glendoor44(my youngest brother) sure thinks so , thinks so until this day. Inadvertently it may have saved my life, a few years ago our house burned, electrical fire, I was the only one home and was taking a nap. All of the sudden I couldn't breath and I thought " gee the last time I couldn't breath like this was when my brother set the bed on fire. Hmmm HOLY SHIT DUDE FIRE FIRE RUN RUN RUN!!!!! I escaped in case you're wondering. Both, but that time it was an accident. He had got my Daddy’s lighter and hid under the bed so no one would see him playing with it and the cloth under went up like a bonfire.

I just kinda remember thinking what a weird dream I’m having, I can’t breath, there is all this smoke and Momma and Daddy are carrying a burning mattress out of the room. What a dream. Good thing this is a dream ,I thought, because if it were real you think they might want to get me out of the room before I suffocate.

Personally, I believe the motherfucker was trying to kill me because of a long standing dispute over who tore up a Adam West Batmobile, I did not but glendoor44(my youngest brother) sure thinks so , thinks so until this day.

Inadvertently it may have saved my life, a few years ago our house burned, electrical fire, I was the only one home and was taking a nap. All of the sudden I couldn’t breath and I thought ” gee the last time I couldn’t breath like this was when my brother set the bed on fire. Hmmm HOLY SHIT DUDE FIRE FIRE RUN RUN RUN!!!!!

I escaped in case you’re wondering.

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