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Oh no, school's almost here and you didn't buy any new clothes! Sure, you could wear clothes from last year ... if you want to come across like you've got an "awkward phase" sign on your chest. If you're reading this and thinking, "But I don't go to school anymore," you've forgotten that we're all students OF LIFE, MAAAAAAN.

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