Comments on: The Academy Awards Has Writers?

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By: glendoor42

glendoor42 — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:42:47 +0000

Good job Gladstone. That was funny. If I may make a suggestion though, more chest hair.
( Best lines ,to me anyway, Heath Leger and Johnny Depp.)

By: kingmonkey

kingmonkey — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 13:34:25 +0000

Last night, I mentioned that I didn’t want to watch the Oscars. I did it in a real smug, superior way. My woman (formerly glendoor42’s wife) looked like she was going to smack me. I hadn’t really stopped to realize how deeply important the Oscars are to some people. I just don’t understand it. I mean, I enjoy watching group masturbation as much as the next guy, but seriously, the Oscars? If I start putting on parties to give my friends awards, and try to televise it, people will realize that I’m just a glory-seeking ego hound. Somehow when America’s Best People do it, it becomes worthy of national (even international) attention?

By: Londoninfotech

Londoninfotech — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:35:58 +0000

he write jokes !

By: lbh

lbh — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:33:49 +0000

If He’s fronting as Bruce Villanch’s mouthpiece instead of His dad then, yes, I think it is.

By: Ren

Ren — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:03:51 +0000

Doesn’t Bruce Villanch write most of the Oscar jokes? So like, Jesus could be delivering them, and it’d still be okay to make fun of him for it.

By: Heather

Heather — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:12:22 +0000

The Small Wonder thing kills me. I’m not sure why, but it does.

By: lbh

lbh — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:28:42 +0000

Don’t get me wrong, I love Stewart & The Daily Show. But the dude did cross a picket line so he’s fair game. Stewart and his writers(if they’re helping out) will likely be writing his bits and any major in-between bits. I think it’s safe to assume the Academy hacks will be responsible for the predictable “cringeworthy” banter the other presenters will be forced to recite.

By: Gladstone

Gladstone — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:29:51 +0000

When I realized Jon Stewart was hosting I almost didn’t do this because I would never disrespect him or his writers, but then I heard the academy was also bringing in some of their standard go to guys to help out.

By: lbh

lbh — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:02:38 +0000

Number 1 reason to skip the Oscars : the “witty repartee”

Number 1 reason to watch the Oscars: to witness Jon Stewart let one rip at the podium.

(I’d totally tune in for that)