I don’t remember the name of the film but I saw it a few years ago and it STILL hasn’t left my mind.

It consists of this creepy dude bringing a bunch of Japanese schoolkids to his island and having them play this game where they are each given one weapon and they have to try and kill all the other students, only one kid would get to go home….

I wish I could remember the title because I saw this movie like, 2 or 3 years ago and it STILL to this day haunts my mind! I just remember the vague plotline and that it was in japanese but was subtitled in english… Does anyone remember the name of this film? I expected it to be on this list.

Now what probably you two tards that addressed me did not understand is that I draw a line to where people can threaten me before I say ” alright, time to fix this issue ” I never said I will go on and sink everything arround me. You see, today, the crowds are dominated by two sorts of people. Moms who cry infront of the parliament like yours, and politicians who whine inside the parliament like you.

Those two groups have one thing in common: lack of balls. Surprised? Well, let’s take a great man from the past, like Winston Churchill. Can you relate any of the guys you see today to him? You probably lacked O2 at birth if you say “yes”. Now would you mind going on the net and reading a few of his quotes? The one for arabs is not well known, yet authentic his. But what about the one of war prisoner? Find that quote. Read it. Understand it. Understand what he meant with that quote. Come back and finish the remaining of this message.

Let me straighten things here: I never hailed for picking the rifle and going on to snipe everyone in sight in Somalia. I said it is totally justified to pretend to be a pray and turn out to be the hunter.

Let me expose this in a quick analogy: take a hot chick that walks down the streets of Detroit dressed pretty lightly, now does that justifies her getting raped? What if she turns out to be armed? If you do not touch her, she will walk her way. If you attempt to rape her, she kills you. Who’s fault? Now if your minds cannot possibly understand that analogy, it’s normal, from what I saw you sound both like the current average person: No balls, no brain, and a big mouth to compensate for.

I am not going here for the authority to decide who lives or who dies. I am going here for destroying whoever attempts to aggress me ( read here: attempts to kill me ). The fact that I am on a ship that looks like a tourist boat does not give them any authority to threaten me. Starting from there, I could practically make the boat from pure gold and I am totally comfortable with shooting at anyone who comes by with the intention to steal it.

Let me take a quick guess about you, tards. Your parents probably skipped that part of your education ( if it’s not all of it ) where you were supposed to learn that you should always be true to your values, which should be:
- Do your best to be the kind of person you would look up to ( of course, in the general sense of the term, the values that make a person what we as society portray as a hero. For further refferences, see the psychological portrait of the Good Guy from any of your dumb Hollywood movies, I know you won’t be like your anime dream hero, since you mentioned you’re into anime stuff, but it would probably work too, a hero is a hero after all, and in the american society they are all shaped in the same mold as Batman ).
- Rationalize and question everything ( yes, even the right to shoot at people who want to kill you. I know it sounds pretty hardcore, but try, eventually you’ll be less of a pussy and perhaps you could make some enlightened conclusions )
- Have some balls to stand for your beliefs
- Never hit a woman, not even with a flower ( Bulgarian saying )

Starting from here, you should probably already see that the Somalian pirates got at least two points wrong ( I m assuming the last one too, as I happen to know quite a few people who have done humanitarian help in the black countries down there ), and that you got at least two points wrong, the other two.

Yes, I’ll shoot them down. If they come after me. But but but OMG I was desguised as Little Red Riding Hood. Yeah, and if the wolf comes arround, I got an AK47 under that dress, so he better just do like we all should do: mind his own buisness and walk his way.

Cracked is a very good site for the jokes, but on the moral side… Here is a perfect exemple I’ll leave you on:
In the article entitled 7 Beloved Celebrities And The Awful Shit You Forgot They Did, they listed Elvis Costello who called two black guys ” niggers ” on par with Dr Dre who beat the bejesus out of a woman. Both with the same motivations. Of course, one can see that saying ” nigger ” concerning two music legends while being DRUNK is the equivalent of a few guys who would fit the former N word pretty well by beating the sh1t of a TV presenter, while being sober, all planned, just because she somehow offended them… While never even interacting with them.

Now weight this argument. I do not expect this to enlighten YOU two tards. I just hope this might ring a bell for at least 1 confused guy out there that isn’t clear about if this article makes sense or not. If this was a private conversation between you two and I, I wouldn’t bother answering.

Alex

I’m a tad confused though, how the hell did Chuck Norris jokes get to be so big when we got ourselves a terminator in office? That shit is AWESOME. Then I remember, 1 in 5 americans have difficulty saying his last name, and about 4 in 5 have no fucking idea how to spell it. Those are made up statistics btw, just in case. Though if you looked on New York Times I’m sure they’ve published something about it, we all know that they speak only the truth, just like Bill Clinton.

Funny article too, I think i just opened the floodgates on some deep rooted Clinton fan base who or some other ridiculous crap that i really just couldn’t give a shit about at the moment. Is there a movie about killing politicians for sport (with the exception of Arnie of course.)? cause i’m pretty sure that would make my day.

LOL. You really need to stop watching anime. I can’t imagine that cheese being uttered by an 80’s cartoon villain, let alone by some kid on the internet who is actually expecting to be taken seriously