Comments on: The 5 Lamest Forwarded Emails (And Why Your Mom Loves Them)

By: gringa

gringa — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:44:25 +0000

if you dont post this again you will be single tell 45!!! no joke

By: cody sucks cock and midget asshole

cody sucks cock and midget asshole — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:09:39 +0000

Vonthako shut the fuck up you fucking retard

By: Broman

Broman — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:56:39 +0000

You guys do realize that moms send those E-mails out because they want to hear from you right? Just making sure. So while you are annoyed at their lame attempt to be funny they are eagerly waiting for a response.

You guys are dicks

By: you aint gettin my name

you aint gettin my name — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:57:19 +0000

im eleven and the second one i think is unpolite. you said “ten year old mind” and i will have you know i am not stupid like these crappy chains. i do not forward them at all. >=[

By: Dagbjört

Dagbjört — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 18:26:46 +0000

@Vonthako, I just wanted to point out that, yes indeed, a majority of people that commit suicide are atheists, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that all atheists, or atheism in particular is responsible. Sure, our view of the world might look bleak to you, but to me it’s just common sense! There really isn’t a Good or Bad in this world. There isn’t a magical man in the sky that decides our futures. The only person that can decide your future is yourself, and if that future involves killing yourself, go ahead, that person could have just as easily decided not to, but that’s how life works. It isn’t a Magical Mystery Tour of joy and LSDesque flowers and unicorn farts like the bible says it will be if you believe in a fictional deity.

By: Vonthako

Vonthako — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:58:52 +0000

I can just imagine the “woman in Albuquerque” scenario going down like this:

[Creepy guy outside her bedroom window with binoculars in one hand and a walkie-talkie in the other]:
“She’s opening her inbox…”
“She’s scanning the subject lines…”
“Confirmed! That bitch DELETED it! Bruno, rev up that bus - someone’s about to go “splat” on the font fender…”

I remember my 1st roommate at college was pissed when I refused to forward a “saint’s prayer” chain-letter that he forwarded to me (after his cousin forwarded it to him).

P.S.
To all you who agree with the author’s claim about heaven, you do realize that suicide rates are higher for atheists than for most people who have faith (in something); Heaven’s Gate cult is of course the exception. Of the several people whom I have had to talk out of suicide so far, nearly all were atheists. Of this group, the ones who have since begun to believe in some sort of religion have not shown a desire to attempt suicide again.
I’m not saying you have to believe in the same thing as I do, but if you stop to think about it, atheism and existentialism are very bleak and hopeless philosophies and often lead down the road to chronic depression, substance abuse/addiction, broken relationships, and suicide.

By: I dont wanna be single! XD

I dont wanna be single! XD — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:58:07 +0000

IF YOU DON’T REPOST THIS YOU WILL BE SINGLE UNTIL YOU ARE 45!!! NO JOKE!

By: TIm

TIm — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:08:29 +0000

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By: n1ghtmare_

n1ghtmare_ — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:34:39 +0000

My Mom ? Try - half of your colleagues (IT Department !!!), send you stuff like this … Or some retarded LOLcats - Isn’t this “trend” of “FW: Crocodile ate a fucking elephant”-kind of email going to end. Seriously, are people that fucking stupid or what ?

By: Supriya

Supriya — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:24:39 +0000

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