Comments on: The 5 Biggest News Stories You Missed During Election Season

By: mordredlefay

mordredlefay — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:50:21 +0000

If Tara Reid is so beaten up about people saying her abs look melty, why doesn’t she wear a one-piece swimsuit? Just sayin’…

By: skittle_muffins

skittle_muffins — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 11:04:06 +0000

I love Bono .. . well, Paul Hewson to be precise

everybody makes mistakes, he cant be jesus all the time.

i’ll never understand why people dont like him,
is it because his music is too good?
is it because he gives too much to charity?

he puts himself above YOU because he’s better than YOU

when was the last time you tried to save the world?

By: j15z2349

j15z2349 — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:59:37 +0000

You forgot one.
Michael Crichton died!

By: Eva

Eva — Thu, 28 May 2009 20:38:25 +0000

I started feeling bad for Tara Reid. Then I realized she had the money to get all that fixed. Meanwhile, I have much bigger problems and there isn’t a DAMN thing I can do about them.

By: Rasalom

Rasalom — Tue, 26 May 2009 06:05:49 +0000

I hate Bono even more now than I did before I read this, if only because he can get hot teen girls & I am hot teen girl-less =\ Poor me

By: UkrainianGypsy

UkrainianGypsy — Wed, 13 May 2009 18:03:24 +0000

//thank goodness ross was here to tell us K-Fed picked his kids up from school, he covers the hard-hitting news that matters to us, the people//

Hehe. The article was being satyrical, though.

By: Angerholic

Angerholic — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 01:56:14 +0000

@kalivostynxurcz

Just one word:
Douchebag.

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In other news, good article, just hoping that my boss doesn’t decide to check what I’ve searched on google…. same scenario as Murphy Brown. And, in his words, you are a son of a bitch.

Couldn’t have said it better myself.

By: Jiminyjew

Jiminyjew — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 08:19:31 +0000

I just wanna coin the phrase “wan-gina” which I discovered in that fucking horrible…or whoreibble…picture of tera reid. I realize that her stomach looks like it’s been torn by wildabeasts…but that fuckin sand drippin wan gina camle toe…not one fucking comment on that? Really? it looks like the darwinian evolution of a venus fly trap, only localized to tera reids va-jay-jay.

By: mendimendirum

mendimendirum — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:34:04 +0000

A woman missed her flight at the boarding gate HKIA - FULL 7min version - where watch????

By: Murphy Brown

Murphy Brown — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:37:08 +0000

Mr. Wolinsky, you are a son of a bitch.

I, being the trusting clod that I am, clicked on the last link in your article, thinking to myself, “oh, what’s this funny man citing now?”

As I’m sure you know, I was directed to a google results page for “nipple slip.” Where you’re a son of a bitch is coming up now:

I was still logged into my google account. So now, when the Google/Starbucks/White House gods look at my intarwebs history, it will be known to them that I ran a google search for “nipple slip.”

and damn it, we both know that never happened, you son of a bitch.