I am an Australian. And I know a hell of a lot of Canadians. Great people, every single one. Not to generalise though, like some talentless, comedic drop-kick, turned tube-steak conniosseurs tend to fall into a habit of doing. (No 2. Using a nation or two and your own contempt of those nations is not funny in any way, shape or form, on any level, anytime, ever.) I’m amazed that you can form a proper sentence. Seems someone’s paying for some sort of monkey training facility. And Obama ‘bum-rushing’ Canada for oil? He’s a pretty weedy dude, I mean, I wouldn’t shove him into the lockers at Fuckwit High for fear of breaking his arm, busting an eye socket, and putting a nice graze across his neck, and even I’M a pretty weedy dude. Which brings me to my last point: No 3. Jokes aimed at revving people up to laugh at are nothing but arrogant. They’re the kind of jokes that make you end up with a face looking like a tomato, after it’s gone through a blender with the blades changed for rusty barbed wire. Seen it too many times mate. But by all means keep going if you want, but you’ll learn one day. Have a nice day

Loved this one. As sad as it is to say, this website is like a funnier, better, and cooler VH1. All of the lists, none of the bullshit.

I mean that in the best possible way. As far as “best” goes with “possible” when concerning VH1.

David Wong:

They’ve got the format set up so Palin will have to do as little ad-libbing as possible, so don’t expect to get a lot of the “cringe” moments you’ve seen in the last couple of interviews where reporters really went after her until she got flustered.

I wish I could bold the last part. Apparently “What do you think about the Bush Doctrine” counts as a gotcha question for a Republican VP candidate.