The 12 Most Baffling Genres of Stock Photo, Explained
- ... because the big merger went through.
- ... because they're wearing abnormally comfortable suits.
- ... because the big merger fell through.
- ... because they just remembered about jumping and happen to be wearing suits.
- ... because I am hovering 10 feet above the glass and can only aim and pour from 10 feet above the glass.
- ... because fuck you that's how I pour my milk.
- ... because I just never learned the correct way to pour milk, I guess ...
- ... because I am Andrew WK.
- ... because your wife bakes while sleeping and also she's terrible.
- ... because no other reason.
- ... because there's a death in the family.
- ... because there's a death in the future, and it's my death.
- ... because my spouse is leaving me for another piece of mail.
- ... because there's a death in the Wham!ily, which is my Wham! fan club.
- ... because I never get mail and even though I'm enjoying this current mail, its very existence reminds me of how I rarely get mail. Bum-mer.
- ... because I'm teasing someone who can't eat pizza, and teasing is super fun haha fuck that person who can't eat pizza.
- ... because I'm at a birthday party and we're playing Don't Bite The Pizza and I hate that game but I don't want to be rude at the party, so sure, I'll smile and not bite this pizza but ugh this party sucks.
- ... because I know that in less than a second, I will be biting pizza.
- ... because I quickly realized that I don't have to study on the floor and I hate it when I'm wrong about stuff.
- ... because someone is making me study on the floor.
- ... because I forgot that I have 12 tests tomorrow but none of them are about studying on the floor.
- ... because I just read a scary fact about floors.
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