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	<title>Comments on: The 10 Most Devastating Insults of All Time</title>
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		<title>By: John Cornell</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-best-comebacks-of-all-time/comment-page-7/#comment-122090</link>
		<dc:creator>John Cornell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is right.

I mean , Led Zeppelin IV alone probably sold more copies than all the Who albums put together.

Take that Moonie. Oh and John Bonham was a million times better than him too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is right.</p>
<p>I mean , Led Zeppelin IV alone probably sold more copies than all the Who albums put together.</p>
<p>Take that Moonie. Oh and John Bonham was a million times better than him too.</p>
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		<title>By: Max</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-best-comebacks-of-all-time/comment-page-7/#comment-109887</link>
		<dc:creator>Max</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:20:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tom, you incompetent jackass, that's the entire fucking point. 
The modern-day comebacks weren't insulting to provide contrast with the ol--oh, what the hell, you probably don't even know what "contrast" means.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tom, you incompetent jackass, that&#8217;s the entire fucking point.<br />
The modern-day comebacks weren&#8217;t insulting to provide contrast with the ol&#8211;oh, what the hell, you probably don&#8217;t even know what &#8220;contrast&#8221; means.</p>
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		<title>By: Prescription Drugs -  Esgic Plus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Prescription Drugs -  Esgic Plus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Prescription Drugs -  Esgic Plus...&lt;/strong&gt;

An interesting post by a bloger made me ......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Prescription Drugs -  Esgic Plus&#8230;</strong></p>
<p>An interesting post by a bloger made me &#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: ouroboros</title>
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		<dc:creator>ouroboros</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Einstein was not a religious man. Please stop perpetuating this lie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Einstein was not a religious man. Please stop perpetuating this lie.</p>
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		<title>By: Appers</title>
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		<dc:creator>Appers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Keith Moon is still definitely the more famous character, and way more synonymous with the hard-rockin' lifestyle than Jimmy Page will ever be, though, so I guess he ended up winning that zing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keith Moon is still definitely the more famous character, and way more synonymous with the hard-rockin&#8217; lifestyle than Jimmy Page will ever be, though, so I guess he ended up winning that zing.</p>
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		<title>By: Connie_Lingus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Connie_Lingus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This is the best comeback...dirty Limerick style

There once were two young girls from Birmingham
I knew a wild story concerning 'em
They lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em

Now the Bishop was nobody's fool,
He'd been to a fine public school
He lowered his britches
And fucked both those bitches
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool.

But that didn't startle these two,
Why they laughed as the Bishop withdrew,
The Vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the best comeback&#8230;dirty Limerick style</p>
<p>There once were two young girls from Birmingham<br />
I knew a wild story concerning &#8216;em<br />
They lifted the frock<br />
And diddled the cock<br />
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming &#8216;em</p>
<p>Now the Bishop was nobody&#8217;s fool,<br />
He&#8217;d been to a fine public school<br />
He lowered his britches<br />
And fucked both those bitches<br />
With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool.</p>
<p>But that didn&#8217;t startle these two,<br />
Why they laughed as the Bishop withdrew,<br />
The Vicar is quicker<br />
And thicker and slicker<br />
And longer and stronger than you!</p>
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		<title>By: richard</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-best-comebacks-of-all-time/comment-page-7/#comment-102144</link>
		<dc:creator>richard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 07:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"esprit d' escalier" means "staircase wit", not "staircase ghost", in this case "esprit" means "wit". And "esprit d' escalier" is not any comeback, but a comeback that you didn't have at the time, but thought of after you left ( as you were going down the stairs after leaving the party).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;esprit d&#8217; escalier&#8221; means &#8220;staircase wit&#8221;, not &#8220;staircase ghost&#8221;, in this case &#8220;esprit&#8221; means &#8220;wit&#8221;. And &#8220;esprit d&#8217; escalier&#8221; is not any comeback, but a comeback that you didn&#8217;t have at the time, but thought of after you left ( as you were going down the stairs after leaving the party).</p>
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		<title>By: tom</title>
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		<dc:creator>tom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 06:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>your face, my balls to your face, my face, your face, their face..... whoever wrote all these modern day "combacks" needs to realize, faces aren't offensive. if some one said, "go fix your face" most any american would tell them to fuck off, or to go suck their moms cock. not "well..... uh.... your face." lame ass.

if you need to learn some comebacks, try going to puplic school.. not circa 1983</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>your face, my balls to your face, my face, your face, their face&#8230;.. whoever wrote all these modern day &#8220;combacks&#8221; needs to realize, faces aren&#8217;t offensive. if some one said, &#8220;go fix your face&#8221; most any american would tell them to fuck off, or to go suck their moms cock. not &#8220;well&#8230;.. uh&#8230;. your face.&#8221; lame ass.</p>
<p>if you need to learn some comebacks, try going to puplic school.. not circa 1983</p>
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		<title>By: Cloud</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cloud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 06:35:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I've been looking for a university to go to. I was thinking of Oxford like the Welsh miner in the movie " The Corn is Green," starring Bette Davis as the school teacher, but the only Oxford I'll ever go to is Oxford County Elementary school, and if I'm lucky I'll pass the sixth grade like Jethro Bodine did for his Uncle Jed for my UNCLE SAM ! Let's not rule out Cambridge as Harvard and Yale non of which have a Brothel on Campus as I hear it's all coed now and same sex marriage is out of the question !</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been looking for a university to go to. I was thinking of Oxford like the Welsh miner in the movie &#8221; The Corn is Green,&#8221; starring Bette Davis as the school teacher, but the only Oxford I&#8217;ll ever go to is Oxford County Elementary school, and if I&#8217;m lucky I&#8217;ll pass the sixth grade like Jethro Bodine did for his Uncle Jed for my UNCLE SAM ! Let&#8217;s not rule out Cambridge as Harvard and Yale non of which have a Brothel on Campus as I hear it&#8217;s all coed now and same sex marriage is out of the question !</p>
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		<title>By: Cloud</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cloud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 06:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know what I like about the English language and Humor is all the " Euphemism's and Metaphore's ! "

 You think I could find a gal like Miss Money Penny who once said to Bond " I'll not file a sexual harrasment charge ! " " I will make you make GOOD your Enuendo's instead ! " I'll settle for Honor Blackman ....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know what I like about the English language and Humor is all the &#8221; Euphemism&#8217;s and Metaphore&#8217;s ! &#8221;</p>
<p> You think I could find a gal like Miss Money Penny who once said to Bond &#8221; I&#8217;ll not file a sexual harrasment charge ! &#8221; &#8221; I will make you make GOOD your Enuendo&#8217;s instead ! &#8221; I&#8217;ll settle for Honor Blackman &#8230;.</p>
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