A New Biopic That Asks: Did Wikipedia Murder Ted Kennedy?
Like anyone else who writes for the internet, I hate writing for the internet. That's why, when the famous Hollywood producer [REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS] emailed me about writing a screenplay for him, I jumped at the chance. The pitch, as he described it, was a biopic of the recently late Ted Kennedy, as modern audiences are just obsessed with biopics. He had a whole bunch of plans for making Teddy into this tragic, misunderstood character, left alone to carry the burden of his family's legacy on his shoulders amidst tragedy and, eventually, public ridicule. Really show what a selfless hero he truly was.
I had my own ideas and, when I sent him the screenplay, (about a day and a half after he pitched it, thanks very much), we had some disagreements. What follows is our email chain regarding these disagreements.
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DOB, if you get the chance, please send me that picture of you playing guitar with JFK, wesley snipes and the robot from power rangers? I need that for a wallpaper. Thanks
A New Biopic That Asks: Did Wikipedia Murder Ted Kennedy?...
Like anyone else who writes for the internet, I hate writing for the internet. That's why, when the famous Hollywood producer [REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS] emailed me about writing a screenplay for...
High price- due to taxes and otherwise- is the biggest factor that deters children from starting tobacco in the first place. Due to the state of the economy, we may see even more adults say enough is enough when it comes to tobacco as well. The only pr...
[...] Per approfondire: * A quick update on Flagged Revisions * Elenco delle edizioni dei vari progetti che adottano le Flagged Revisions * il report (dicembre 2008) dell’esperienza tedesca * Did Wikipedia Murder Ted Kennedy? [...]
Is that another president you're hanging with, DOB? After you saved/invented Thanksgiving with Andrew Jackson, I'm not surprised they gave you Secret Service.
I want to see this movie.
ReplyThis was hilarious... and Ted Kennedy was a disgusting human being. The world got a little better the day he died.
ReplyI would have to agree and take my window film company for example. In today's new construction architects like a glass friendly environment and as a result people who own these home have many problems like the problem of fading furniture, carpeting and even wood floors and walls|Architects are using so much more glass than years past but for the homeowner this brings problems with an increase in the heat coming into your home in the summer, which causes air conditioning costs to rise, also damage to the homes interior from the suns UV rays, had to replaced items in your home because of the fading? Find ways
ReplyDOB, if you get the chance, please send me that picture of you playing guitar with JFK, wesley snipes and the robot from power rangers? I need that for a wallpaper. Thanks
ReplyYours always,
Zelddaddy
DOB, I worship you.
ReplyA New Biopic That Asks: Did Wikipedia Murder Ted Kennedy?...
ReplyLike anyone else who writes for the internet, I hate writing for the internet. That's why, when the famous Hollywood producer [REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS] emailed me about writing a screenplay for...
Easily Cracked's funniest columnist.
Replywhere do you buy electronic cigarettes...
ReplyHigh price- due to taxes and otherwise- is the biggest factor that deters children from starting tobacco in the first place. Due to the state of the economy, we may see even more adults say enough is enough when it comes to tobacco as well. The only pr...
The last image was super win.
ReplyIs that Microsoft Outlook, DOB?
ReplyWhy have you forsaken us?
hahahaahahaa!!!!
ReplyI would pay to see this movie
DOB, if I ever make a movie. You're going to be in it. With Mila Kunis.
ReplyI can't breathe for laughing so hard. DOB you are far too funny!!!
ReplyI wholeheartedly agree with the part about Mila Kunis showing full frontal nudity.
Replyyesh. But what was it that he did that let them get around the NC-17? couldn't see past the mosaics.. which kinda implies it wouldn't really help. XD
Son of a bitch, you always make me laugh my ass off, DOB. Cheers to you.
Reply[...] Per approfondire: * A quick update on Flagged Revisions * Elenco delle edizioni dei vari progetti che adottano le Flagged Revisions * il report (dicembre 2008) dell’esperienza tedesca * Did Wikipedia Murder Ted Kennedy? [...]
ReplyIs that another president you're hanging with, DOB? After you saved/invented Thanksgiving with Andrew Jackson, I'm not surprised they gave you Secret Service.
ReplyDOB, you shouldn't post pictures of yourself like that. Now I'll never be satisfied with any other man.
Reply"T-Ken."
ReplyI thought this was going to be stupid. It was, but it was also the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
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