The Nooner: Long Fingernails, Sexy Jailbirds And Way More Than You Ever Needed To Know About Yogurt
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007Awesome Video Of The Day
How Does She Do It? - Make A Cup Of Tea
Whether you’re into raising your pets vegetarian, video game time attacks or just some good ol’ fashioned slash fan fiction, there’s almost certainly a place for you to meet like-minded people on the internet. But what if you’re not into anything weird or extreme? What if you - like so many others - just want to grow your fingernails to a grotesque, inconvenient length and then show off videos of yourself completing unbelievably mundane tasks with them? Where does someone like that go to feel at home on these strange and occassionally scary internets?
They go to YouTube, of course, where users like AdmireLongNails and SexyNails4U have already uploaded tons of videos of their nails in action. Want to see disgustingly long fingernails tearing up a crossword puzzle? Check. How about long fingernails tapping on a table for no apparent reason? Check. Want to buy higher resolution videos of long fingernails? Anything for a price, my friend.
I’m pretty sure these are fingernail fetish (NSFW, duh) videos, but is it possible that they’re also the product of some sort of hand model community or something? I’d do some more research and try to figure it out but I already feel dirty… and oddly aroused.
