The Nooner: Beer Pong, Sexy Mice and The Ghost of Pope John Paul II
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007Awesome Video Of The Day
Extreme Beer Pong
I want everyone who watches this video to forward it to their parents. Then I want you all to encourage your parents to forward it to their friends, their coworkers… basically everyone they know. Why? Because I want this kid’s parents to see what he’s been up to this semester.
Chad: (answers phone) Whaaazzzzaaaaaap?!
Chad’s Dad: Chad? This is your father.
Chad: Daaaaad. Whazzzzzzaaaap?!
Chad’s Dad: We need to have a talk.
Chad: (silent)
Chad’s Dad: I saw a video of you on the YouTube.
Chad: Ohh… yeah? Sweeeeeet.
Chad’s Dad: You must have spent a lot of time learning how to do that.
Chad: Dude, bro, check it… I’ve been under like mad stress this-
Chad’s Dad: I’m not paying $30,000 a year for you to learn how to throw ping pong balls into some plastic fucking cups.
Chad: No, dad… it’s not like tha-
Chad’s Dad: You know all your posters are crooked, right?
I don’t want him to get into serious trouble with his folks or anything… just enough that he needs to get a job. Maybe then he’ll stop wearing his hat like that.
