Electric Eels, Christmas Trees and Autograph Magazine Totally Exists: The Daily Nooner (EST)!
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007Awesome Video Of The Day
Japan’s Dreaming Of A Weird Christmas
With all this talk lately about green energy, I think it’s high time we start seriously considering electric eels as viable sources of clean energy. If all it takes is one eel to power your Christmas tree this year, then all you’d need to host an awesome holiday party would be one extra eel to power the stereo, a few more for the fridge, TV, and karaoke machine, and maybe a little one for the doorbell. You know - so you’ll know when the guests show up. Tell everyone to come around 9:30. That should leave you plenty of time to drive your creepy eel-powered car down to the pet store to buy a whole shitload of eel food.
