Comments on: Storyboards from Michael Bay’s The Great Gatsby

By: Ryan

Ryan — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:34:03 +0000

Someone named ryan used this computer. I have to find out who he is, and why he left his name in.

Also, dongs.

By: Bajaraja

Bajaraja — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:17:02 +0000

HELP!! I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING!!
Choking…on my own saliva…slowly…gasping for breath!

You win the Internet, sir.
The meaning of life has been discovered.

By: kadzier

kadzier — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 04:14:04 +0000

fucking greatest thing I have ever read

By: Selena

Selena — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:46:56 +0000

“Is that a typo, or does Gatsby only speak in explosions now?” My coworkers think I’m high because I’m laughing so hard right now….perfect.

By: Dagny

Dagny — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:30:25 +0000

This is like…It’s like you took all of the jokes in the world, and performed science on them until you finally distilled out a single drop of pure FUNNY, and made an article out of it. It’s so awesome.

By: jnet

jnet — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 22:13:46 +0000

i almost threw up.
a lot.

By: Reneeisme2day

Reneeisme2day — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:46:18 +0000

DOB, you’ve set a new record. This is the first thing ever written on Cracked which has ever made my husband laugh. Bravo, sir, bravo.

By: Reneeisme2day

Reneeisme2day — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:40:09 +0000

I laughed so hard just now that I nearly choked to death on this tasty hazelnut chocolate bar I’m eating. DOB, you should start putting a disclaimer to not eat while reading your articles. Or else put a link to some Heimlich maneuver page at the beginning of each article.

Well done!

By: Schmondr

Schmondr — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:59:31 +0000

Oh my fuck.. I laughed so hard!

By: joshturner

joshturner — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:05:37 +0000

hey i just wanted to introduce myself