Anyway, just in case you were considering how to waste your money best, I've put together this comparison chart to help weigh the decision.
New Kids on the Block
From 1 to 10, How exciting is the reunion news?
Likelihood a band member will OD before tour completed
15%. (There is, however, an 85% chance Weilland will OD before the tour starts)
Only 5% unless it’s possible to overdose on Zima.
What would make the show more exciting to watch
If it were the Foo Fighters
nSync coming out for a “to the death” tickle fight
The first time I heard the band I t
“Man, I hope Pearl Jam kicks their ass.”
“Why are my ears bleeding?”
Gained more respect for the band after
UnPlugged and Big Empty
They set themselves on fire during their reunion tour to protest the war in
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