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	<title>Comments on: Text Messages From Spencer Pratt While Being Tortured</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Inishi</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-110063</link>
		<dc:creator>Inishi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sent: 08:12 PM June 6th
Oh CRAZY! A bird just flew into my mouth and crapped in it!


Best message ever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sent: 08:12 PM June 6th<br />
Oh CRAZY! A bird just flew into my mouth and crapped in it!</p>
<p>Best message ever.</p>
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		<title>By: THE INTERNET</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-105724</link>
		<dc:creator>THE INTERNET</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 10:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't know who these people are, but I now want to punch this Spencer guy in the mouth, hand him some crutches, and walk away.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know who these people are, but I now want to punch this Spencer guy in the mouth, hand him some crutches, and walk away.</p>
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		<title>By: Kom</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-105364</link>
		<dc:creator>Kom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 17:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well he ended up getting punched in the mouth by like 40 guys so alls well that ends well right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well he ended up getting punched in the mouth by like 40 guys so alls well that ends well right?</p>
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		<title>By: zombieR</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-105011</link>
		<dc:creator>zombieR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>who the hell is spencer pratt?  i'm afraid to google him :S</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>who the hell is spencer pratt?  i&#8217;m afraid to google him :S</p>
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		<title>By: NK</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-101334</link>
		<dc:creator>NK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jesus, Thankyou for sending Chris Bucholz, the god of awesomeness to earth. He makes us all *lol*. Maybe you could send us a god of good cookies next? Thankyou.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jesus, Thankyou for sending Chris Bucholz, the god of awesomeness to earth. He makes us all *lol*. Maybe you could send us a god of good cookies next? Thankyou.</p>
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		<title>By: Jason Haley</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-97576</link>
		<dc:creator>Jason Haley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THANK.

YOU. 

GOD.

AND.

CHRIS.

BUCHOLZ.

You made my bad day so much brighter because of this kickass article, and now I feel like punching Spencer in the face after looking at his Twitter page.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THANK.</p>
<p>YOU. </p>
<p>GOD.</p>
<p>AND.</p>
<p>CHRIS.</p>
<p>BUCHOLZ.</p>
<p>You made my bad day so much brighter because of this kickass article, and now I feel like punching Spencer in the face after looking at his Twitter page.</p>
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		<title>By: tangoandsmash</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-96651</link>
		<dc:creator>tangoandsmash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:59:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>”held … in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans.”

oh wow

thats some pretty fucking hardcore torture right there

waterboard the pair of them</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>”held … in a dark room for a day and a night with only water, rice and beans.”</p>
<p>oh wow</p>
<p>thats some pretty fucking hardcore torture right there</p>
<p>waterboard the pair of them</p>
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		<title>By: Tony</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-95270</link>
		<dc:creator>Tony</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This person is sick AND retarded. thanks for the laughs</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This person is sick AND retarded. thanks for the laughs</p>
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		<title>By: Liliowen</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-95262</link>
		<dc:creator>Liliowen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:11:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMFG THIS is hilarious!!! 1  word: Karma!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMFG THIS is hilarious!!! 1  word: Karma!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Lost4ngel</title>
		<link>http://www.cracked.com/blog/spencer-pratts-text-messages-during-the-torture-ordeal/comment-page-3/#comment-95213</link>
		<dc:creator>Lost4ngel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 04:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh... my... god... there is nothing to say how PERFECT that is!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh&#8230; my&#8230; god&#8230; there is nothing to say how PERFECT that is!</p>
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