As a blogger, one must become sensitively attuned to some very specific phenomenon. News stories involving nudity, stupid criminals, or–preferably–both. Upcoming holidays that could have inspired “novelty items in poor taste.” Websites featuring those items. And, of course, upcoming documentaries about ailing teen pop sensations.
Britney: For the Record follows Brit for three months, and is part of her sweeping “comeback” effort. I guess after all that footage of her shaving her head, dropping her baby, getting stoned with K-Fed, and being bloated and pitchy at the Grammys (and that’s just one clip), her PR team decided the best way to win back the love of the public was to point a camera at her and just let her go.
Big mistake.
Although the numerous leaks and plants that have preceded the movie’s premiere have held off on revealing what career-killing atrocity Brit has planned for the climax, there’s been enough “real Britney” in the air already to convince me this one’s going to be a winner.
Some pearls of wisdom from Spears herself:
This pattern continues until she’s communicating entirely with monosyllabic grunts and lip curls.
I think I’ve already gleaned all the Britney-related information I’m going to get from this documentary. Firstly, that she’s a developmentally stunted woman/girl whose handlers never allowed her to develop a behavioral palette of more than four colors, and secondly, that it’s hilarious to watch her try and express human emotion.
So that you don’t feel the need to actually watch it when it comes out, I’ve taken it upon myself to capture her essence and synthesize what I’m predicting will be the best quotes and moments from For the Record. As an added challenge, I’ve included three real Britney quotes. See if you can sort the fakes from the genuine article.
Britney on the Civil War:
Britney on her comeback:
Britney on Darfur:
Britney on the theories of Sir Isaac Newton:
Britney on her time in the Mouseketeers:
Britney quotes Ralph from The Simpsons:
Britney on Obama’s election:
Britney on the Iraq war:
Britney on (and demonstrating) spouting random gibberish:
Britney on her place in history:
If you guessed 3, 5, and 10, then you were wrong because it was actually 3, 5, and the one about the big train.
God, she loved that big train.
Oh, that reminds me: she dies at the end.
When not writing for Cracked, Michael invites lawsuits as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren’t Muskets!
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October 29th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Yay, I love making fun of developmentally stunted people. I especially love to make fun of their mental problems, because if it was anyone else it would be a horrible thing, but because she’s famous it isn’t. Oh yea, i forgot that I love to wish death on people too.
Mygod, Perez Hilon can come up with better garbage to rip her a new one.
September 19th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Despite all of her issues…noone can deny that she is a fanstical artist…after all she is the best selling artist of the decade
June 4th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
This is kind of more sad than funny
April 30th, 2009 at 3:15 am
I think, Swaim, you’ve summed it up perfectly. All I’d add is that she probably wouldn’t read this anyway. So anyone who is upset for her could probably just get over it. No, like really, you could. It’s okay. I don’t think it’s going much further to ruin her delicate psyche as the straw that broke… the… camel… hmmm. Maybe not. Quite literally though, the biggest impact would have been if this article had caused no controversy at all. That’s right, not a single comment about Britney, bitch. Sorry, I needed to reference a song… sorry… no please… wait… no… *click* nooo… NOOOO!!!!! *BOOM*
December 26th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
It’s funny because making fun of Britney is so spontaneous and original.
Oh, wait.
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:11 am
I fucking love this atricle haha, laughed almost all the way through. Love Britney also though. It’s peoples choice to like or not like Britney, why argue over something so trivial?
December 14th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
LEEEEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! bahhhh.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
comeback to what? she’s not a musician she can’t write her own fucking music it’s all written for her…she lip syncs, gets half naked and dances on the stage, thats what people these days consider fucking musical talent well fuck that shit. this girl is a bunch of fake big record company shit. when she makes a real album with her own lyrics and without using computer technology to enhance her voice i’ll say she has started a musical career, not a comeback because she never had one.
December 4th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
god, can people just calm down and realize she does have problems? yeah she’s famous; but thats what has driven her to partial insanity. i still think she’s making a huge comeback and finally knows how to take control of her life. everyone can just stop with the annoying postings about how she can pay her way through her problems; she can’t and if she could don’t you think she would have already?
December 4th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Fuck Britney Spears and fuck everyone who defends her. Fuck em’ all. I bury those cockroaches!
December 3rd, 2008 at 9:01 pm
honestly, this is just getting boring now. i know she’s famous and everyone is supposed to fucking bother her, but if you saw the documentary, you would see that she’s a real person too. everyone is too busy either loving her or hating her. chances are you’re never gonna meet her anyway, so just stop. aha. it’s not a big deal at all. and people are blowing it up into this huge thing. it’s just getting so fucking boring.
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Yay! She figured out the shirtordress thing!
http://shirtordress.blogspot.com/2008/12/its-shirt-bitch.html
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:26 am
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site ****** W e a l t h y s o u l M a t e .C O M ********** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she
is looking for on that site.Is she single again now
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
For what it’s worth, the article was funny, Swaim, your stuff always is. And God knows I don’t want to defend Britney, I’ve never found anything redeeming about her. It was the mindless shit people wrote in the comments that made me sad, and unfortunately I associated that with the article. Besides, we can laugh at someone and still feel a little bad for them, can’t we? No? Right, Internet, sorry.
Again, for what it’s worth, all those comedic skills you wrote about, you do a goddamn excellent job of hitting those on a regular basis. I’m a fan.
December 2nd, 2008 at 7:59 am
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December 2nd, 2008 at 7:45 am
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site —- W e a l t h ys o u l M a t e .C O M — last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she
is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:19 am
Fuck you I will beat your ass you stupid faggot. Let me take off my Affliction T-shirt while I beat you senseless like Tyson did to Givens you fucking Nancy boy hermaphrodite!
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:36 am
This is on Australian tv as a type. 6 minutes in and her accent is already driving me nuts.
December 1st, 2008 at 8:50 pm
So … Your big insult to that Lex guy was to call him a Fag, then you admit he “sucks my hairy, sweaty, salty, sperm filled balls”. Does he do this on a regular basis? Do you run your fingers through his hair as he does it? What sort of wine do you two enjoy before the event? Do you wear something special for him? I .. uh I think that sort of makes you a “FAAAAAAAAAG” too man.
December 1st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I am as good as Jack Kennedy was.
December 1st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Lex sucks my hairy, sweaty, salty, sperm filled balls! Swaim keep writing these articles. These pieces of shit probably don’t go through all the blood, sweat, tears, and bodily fluids that you do in order to makes us laugh and cry. God Bless you Swaim. God Fucking Bless You!
December 1st, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Britney Spears is a disgrace for having made children with that Monkey Loving wigger!
December 1st, 2008 at 8:19 am
I find it amusing that a majority of the comments made aren’t about the article written, but instead people’s opinion of the subject matter. In your face BS (hey! her initials are bullshit! how fantastic)
December 1st, 2008 at 7:25 am
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site — W e a l t h y s o u l M a t e .C O M===ast week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she
is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
November 30th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Couldn’t find any good material, so you jumped on the “Britney Hater Train” eh? That’s always good for a cheap laugh I guess. Sadness, you’re usually pretty funny.
Uh oh … this is the part where the Swaimbots start flaming me.
November 30th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Grow up and get a life….. ALL OF YOU!
.
November 30th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Oh Swaim you’re so fucking hot. You can dance like a motherfucker on me anytime.
November 30th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
WTF? Where are all these fucking Harvard Scholars coming from? All of a sudden a Britney Spears article pops up on cracked and everyone becomes a “FAAAAAAAGGGG” by defending her? Who gives a shit. She made a deal with the devil and became a star and nothing is sacred when you’re a bullshit pop artist. Fuck her and fuck everybody for talking shit about Michael Swaim’s article. Good for you Swaim. This is a fuck you to Britney!
November 30th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
I wanna pee in her butt.
November 30th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
“Fuck you lady. I can dance like a MOTHERFUCKER”
Did your mom tell you that? How cute.
November 30th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Yeah, and better pick on someone small off-camera than someone who wants to be on camera and strives for it.
Why feel sympathy for someone who loves fame and then claims to hate it when it gets too much?
Oh I’m sorry, was the ranting of my small, insignificant life too offensive?
November 30th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
hmmm…
i can see why people are criticising her. she has made mistakes and shit, but everyone does.
she just did hers in the spotlight.
theres no denying she’s successful. she’s a multimillionaire, shes one of the most successful recording artists of all time.
her appearance on a tv show can give it the highest ratings it’s ever had in it’s lifetime. she was on the UK X factor last night and brought in 12 million viewers, which then made her womanizer song shoot up the UK iTunes charts. X factor is one, if not THE most popular show in the UK, yet she still managed to raise viewers by 4-5 million.
shs got platinum albums and number one singles under her belt.
people like her, it’s just those weird internet obsessed people, recluses, pop culture phobes and bandwagon jumpers who hate her. what have you got under your belt? an unused penis.
but hey. when people like that are picked on and hated themselves by everyone around them, they’ve got to pick on someone right?
November 30th, 2008 at 8:37 am
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site ****** W e a l t h y s o u l M a t e .C O M ********** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she
is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
November 30th, 2008 at 3:43 am
I don’t know about anybody else but I get turned on by Swaim’s video genius.
November 30th, 2008 at 3:12 am
Brittney spears is so disgusting and immature. She’s a joke!!!! I really feel sorry for her kids! OK She is GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No one in my family likes her anymore, mind you I never have liked that piece of shit, what a PIG!
November 30th, 2008 at 1:57 am
Hahaha. I just read all the comments form the “lay off Britney” people. First of all, you are right; America DOES lift people up and tear them down for no reason, just to entertain ourselves. And that’s sad. Which I think you’ll pick up on if you read the subtext of phrases like “her handlers” and “hasn’t been allowed to” and “emotionally stunted.”
I take issue with the makers of the documentary, and the fact that we are, in fact, NOT leaving Britney alone. She WAS being left alone. We’d largely moved on. Now she (or the people controlling her, whichever you believe) is STAGING A COMEBACK. FILMING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HER COMEBACK. She’s figuratively screaming and waving her arms and begging us to write and talk and yes, bitch about her. Because there’s no such thing as bad publicity. And THIS blog article is the thing “continuing the disturbing trend” of “dissecting a poor ill woman?”
I think all the people paying to see this movie and then trash it in The Superficial threads are the culprits you’re looking for. I’m just a guy who gets paid to write jokes. And, frankly, at the end of the day, I can write jokes about anything. Britney was in the news, so I wrote jokes about that. Writing jokes is the function, the content is just the medium. With the exception of a few rare articles, I’m much more interested in executing timing, pacing, and structure to a high degree of proficiency than about getting people to hate/not hate anything.
You’ll enjoy humor articles a lot more if you think of them as exercises in wit rather than manifestos.
Of course, it was really fun writing this response, so actually I’m grateful for people stirring up shit. Applying logic to an argument is fun for me (go figure), and since I have no personal stake in the argument (again, don’t care in the least about Britney Spears, kind-hearted victim or lecherous skank though she may be), it’s kind of like I’M the troll and everyone who gets bent out of shape is an innocent victim.
Except the lady who bet I can’t dance. Fuck you lady. I can dance like a MOTHERFUCKER. And you said I can’t turn the world on with my video genius? Just you watch me. Just…you…watch.
Me.
November 29th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
“America lifted her up and then systematically tore her down for the fun of it. Our pop culture destroyed a human being for want of nothing better to do.”
I understand what you’re saying, Anonymous. Incidentally, Southpark did an episode saying essentially the same thing (but in a ridiculously absurd way). This article (and the comments) make me a little sad.
P.S.
It’s bad.
November 29th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Oh, and eat shit, Frostbite. Britney IS a big fucking train wreck.
November 29th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
@Frostbite,
Since we’re assuming here, I assume that you meant “your,” as opposed to “you’re.” You know, contraction for “you are.” Get your own retarded ass out of the gene pool, dumb cunt. Her initials are Judy Garcia, and her phone #’s are 225-664-6153, 225-665-0251, 225-242-4429, and 225-776-5787, or toll-free (800) 349-3440, X 4429. Email:judy.garcia@lctaonline.com
November 29th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
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November 29th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
@Sexyback-
I find you’re tactics of what I’m assuming is revenge to be quite disturbing and retarded. Please do humanity a favor and remove yourself and that “dumb cunt” from the gene pool.
November 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
She is the biggest train….wreck.
November 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
I worked around a dumb cunt from Kentwood, LA (Spears’ hometown), who would get mad as hell if she heard anything derogatory about the other dumb cunt from kentwood, Britney Spears. I won’t tell you her name, but her initials are Judy Garcia, and her phone #’s are 225-664-6153, 225-665-0251, 225-242-4429, and 225-776-5787, or toll-free (800) 349-3440, X 4429. Email:judy.garcia@lctaonline.com
November 29th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Making fun of the little twat never gets olds
November 29th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Man, it’s not even about making fun of Britney. It’s about making fun of the fact that someone actually wanted to make a documentary about her pathetic, wasted life. In other words, this is more than a “lol britnys dum” joke. It is a cleverly disguised analysis of the idiocy of our culture.
…isn’t it? God I hope so.
November 29th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
An article stating the obvious. Britney Spears is vapid and annoyingly stupid.
Well done.
Cause this hasn’t been beaten to death.
Why can’t you leave Britney alone…She’s just a girl but not yet…
Of to hell with it.
Point at her and laugh, laugh, laugh……….
November 29th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
“Lois Lane Says:
So what? She isn’t “literate” and cynical like your obviously superior self? Bet you can’t dance. Bet you can’t turn on the world with video genius. It ain’t all about the word, genius. It’s the whole package.
”
You are certainly entitled to your opinion, but please, get yourself spayed and neutered to ensure the median IQ doesn’t keep dropping.
November 29th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
swaim meh.
I amz trwaling teh interwebz.
November 29th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
hahaah. I didn’t even realize Britney Spears still excisted?
November 29th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
So what? She isn’t “literate” and cynical like your obviously superior self? Bet you can’t dance. Bet you can’t turn on the world with video genius. It ain’t all about the word, genius. It’s the whole package.
November 29th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I heard the news earlier at … WealthyBeautydotcom … , where celebrities, pro athletes and wealthy singles mingle. Many wealthy people are talking about it there.
November 29th, 2008 at 11:00 am
to quote Stewie from Family Guy:
“Oh My God It’s Like She’s F@#$%*g Four!!!!!!!!”
lol lol lol lol
November 29th, 2008 at 10:59 am
hahahahaha “i rest my cakes” - awesome. i’m going to start using that to confuse the shit out of people. i can just hear the hushed tones of “did he just say ‘i rest my cakes?’”
November 29th, 2008 at 10:09 am
It’s funny because he’s doing something that everybody else stopped doing 6 months ago. Wait. It’s actually not funny.
November 29th, 2008 at 10:08 am
er…I meant *spoiler.
Although, now that I think about it, “Spolier” might be more apropos of an article about Britney Spears.
November 29th, 2008 at 10:04 am
“Oh, that reminds me: she dies at the end.”
Jesus Swaim, thanks for the Spolier Alert! You just ruined the movie for a lot of folks out there.
November 29th, 2008 at 9:49 am
britney helped create a train wreck, once you’re in the ’spotlight’ then all eyes are on you, so why wouldnt you watch what you say and do when you know how ‘famous’ you are. if shes so ‘mentally deranged’ then she should back away from it and stop doing stupid shit.
November 29th, 2008 at 9:14 am
I read a Rolling Stone article a few years back that really changed my mind about Britney. America lifted her up and then systematically tore her down for the fun of it. Our pop culture destroyed a human being for want of nothing better to do. It’s people like “Britney is a Bitch Ass Tramp” and the author of this article who continue that disturbing trend. At what point do you decide a mentally deranged woman has enough shift going on in her life and stop piling it on to her.
I love Cracked but this article was pitiful.
November 29th, 2008 at 7:50 am
keep at it swaim think celebrity slander like this is taking the place of just plain ole’
making fun of george bush. and thats good, if not a little harder. but brittney spears?
easy goddamn target.
November 29th, 2008 at 7:48 am
When I read “I rest my cakes” I thought I was reading a review quoting Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys.
November 29th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Congratulations. You’re kicking a dead horse.
Usually you guys come up with original stuff, but smearing Britney is neither imaginative nor difficult.
I think we’ve made her feel bad enough. It’s time to move on to someone like Gweneth Paltrow. She did name her kid Apple, after all.
November 29th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Well I see you made it all to make her look stupid. Anyone can do that. In the end it is your right to do that. But it looks like your “review” of Britney and her quotes has no objective side nor it has at least two sides - the positive one and the negative one and a decision (your personal one).
I’m not saying she is going to turn the world around with her documentary I’m just saying let’s wait and see…
November 29th, 2008 at 7:31 am
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November 29th, 2008 at 3:38 am
Who gives a shit about this washed up tramp. She’s fat, she’s ugly, she’s trailer trash, and her music makes me want to dig my ears out of my skull with a dull butter knife. Fuck you Britney spears for inspiring millions of hoe bags you stupid cunt!
November 29th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Ha, rest my cakes, deadly article
November 28th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
lol. she dies at the end.
November 28th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I’d still do her.
GreenGoddess, despite the fact that you’re high, that was still funny to me too. Wait; I’m also high. Better seek a second opinion.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Usually I love your stuff, Swaim. But this was just kinda low. And she’s such an easy target. Find someone else to pick on.
November 28th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
I’m not a troll, but I’ll sign up for goblin Swaim. (I hope that’s as funny as it sounded in my head.)
November 28th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Ah Swaim, you have taken Gladstone’s role as the second favorite blogger. I look forward to your next funny article.
November 28th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
I was just going to skim the article but when I saw the “that means she’s hungry” pic I laughed so hard I had to read the whole thing
November 28th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Hey, I know somebody who claims he slept with Britney - she wanted some crack so it was a trade. I know that sounds crazy, but, this guy doesn’t bs about babes he has banged. S’truth.
November 28th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
“that means shes hungry”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 28th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
“Erinthebitch” needs to work on her sarcasm, rather than just saying something is good, when she thinks it is not. Although it does lend a nice tinge of irony to her complaint.
November 28th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Well ‘I’ thought you were funny, Swaim.
November 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Wow Britney Spears jokes! How original and refreshing.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I’ve decided to believe that the Sir Isaac Newton one is real.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
lol, haha, now i have even more to tease my friend sbout.
But wait, Cracked readers i have a question for YOU: Which is nerdier and more uncool, liking the new doctor who and bill nye, or playing WoW, and, having uesed to play DnD, star wars edition?
November 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Lol. Kind of disappointed to find out that most of them were fake.
November 28th, 2008 at 10:50 am
This wasn’t as good as your other articles, Swaim, by a long shot. There just weren’t many jokes. But I’m just one opinion and we all know you’re gonna kick ass in your next video, so don’t worry about it.
November 28th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Ok, I loved this whole piece minus the very last line. WTF.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Oh yeah, I admitted I was wrong, but in keeping with the general accepted culture of the internet, I must say, Wallsy, that you’re still wrong. Furthermore, I am sleeping with your mother.
I think I’m also supposed to call into question your sexual orientation.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Wallsy, I looked it up, and you’re right. Trawl means troll, and troll means trawl. One’s probably a bastardized pronunciation of the other. Still, I think I now prefer the following definition of troll:
–verb (used with object) 1. to sing or utter in a full, rolling voice.
2. to sing in the manner of a round or catch.
Every time you see someone trolling on the internet now, think of this definition.
dictionary.reference.com/browse/troll
November 28th, 2008 at 7:58 am
Originally, I just wanted 10 minutes alone with Britney, for the same reason every other man in America did.
Now, I still want 10 minutes alone with Britney, but for a different reason. I’m going back to school to get a Master’s in Psychology and I really need a subject for a case study.
November 28th, 2008 at 2:06 am
“I rest my cakes.”
That had me laughing like a sugar-buzzed hyena.
Keep it up, Swaim.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
“…The verb is to troll, as in to troll for fish…”
It’s also a noun, as in “That troll Britney Fecking Spears.”
Short for trollop.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Hey kingmonkey, do you know that you’re actually completely wrong? The verb is to troll, as in to troll for fish.
Troll: to fish for or in with a moving line, working the line up or down with a rod, as in fishing for pike, or trailing the line behind a slow-moving boat.
November 27th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
It was the VMAs, not the Grammys.
If you’re gonna make fun of someone, get your facts straight.
kthxbai
November 27th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I can’t even laugh at this, I just feel bad for her.
Also, Swaim, I’m glad you got Gladstone fired.
November 27th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
If Britney is the biggest train, does that mean Kevin Federline is a dinky carriage?
November 27th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
At least the film has a happy ending.
November 27th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
You bastard, you need to put a huge Spoiler Alert! on this article! Now what am I going to do for entertainment?!
November 27th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
This article is so cruel.
She’s the biggest train, Swaim! Why don’t you understand that?
Also, “It Was Bad (I Felt Sad)” is probably going to change the way you think about music. Wooo wooooooo!
November 27th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Swaim isn’t big enough to troll, Gladdy. You can goblin him… hobgoblin at most.
Did you know most of the internet has it wrong, anyway? The verb is to trawl, as in to trawl for fish.
November 27th, 2008 at 10:07 am
I’ve decided to return to cracked. but only to troll Swaim.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:50 am
It’s like a comedy a tragedy and a documentary all rolled into one.
I know I will not pay to see this. I’m not sure if it’s even illegal-download worthy (not that I do that sort of thing anyway). But I WILL make fun of it to no end whether I see it or not, it’s the least I can do.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:45 am
When I was a tween and Britney first came out, my dog ate her cd. He fell ill and a few years later he died of cancer.
I think that was a foreshadow of some sort.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:41 am
It’s so sad when Britney Spears is the worthy subject of a documentary. It’s like America’s media has totally gone insane, lost any touch with reality, and is shooting off nasty spunk for it’s own pleasure, assuming everyone will just lap it up.
Which they probably will.
November 27th, 2008 at 8:27 am
LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONNEEEE!!!