Not that that strategy didnt work, you consumer sheep. In fact, the first-day sales records set by Halo 3 are comparable to a major movie premiere, Harry Potter book release, or the change in Gates couch. Scratch that; he probably has some sort of laser couch that incinerates denominations less than thousand-dollar bills.
But even Bill Gates purported laser couch couldnt generate the kind of raving, uninformed buzz that subsumed gaming forums in the weeks leading up to Bungies departure. Everyone whos ever touched a Commodore 64 had their rabid opinion, the majority being that the whole thing was a hoax. Most of the responses to the guy who originally broke the story are along the lines of you are a moron who deserves to have his life crushed out of him by an industrial press.
The fact that all of those people were wrong isnt especially surprising, but the resultant wave of forums posts along the lines of no, sir, it is you who should be mercilessly killed, for I was correct is a textbook example of how the net cheapens our very lives. Which, you know, is always good for a laugh.
So in the midst of all of this talk about nothing, what really happened? Bungie did leave Microsoft. Why? Theyre not saying, although some folks have got some seemingly informed theories about the whole thing. I naturally have my own ideas:
still tastes like fucking Mountain Dew.
In the end, the most likely answer is that it was purely a business decision, and will allow Bungie some bargaining leverage when it comes time to split up profits form Halo 9. Even Bungies franchise director has said that in the foreseeable future, day-to-day life wont change much. Translation: more Halo, more Microsoft soft drink tie-ins, and a hell of a lot more idiots using the internet to spout off about shit they know nothing about.
God, I love the circus.