Songs For Most Kids And Some Adults: The Presidents In Order
Here's some knowledge everyone should probably have but, like, in song form.
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...But not Mexican.
ReplyLmao. (:
ReplyI loved that! Fucking-A, man!
ReplyI think Cody is amusing, but not sure if it's the right humor for Cracked (decided lack of dick jokes).
ReplyHave you read the John Mayer article? Chock-full of dick jokes. And humorous songs, too. He'll make it in Cracked, no doubt about it.
Was this supposed to be funny? Or was the goal for it to make me want to slice off my ears, and break my eardrums with chopsticks, all the while gouging my eyes out with spoons?
ReplyAw. You didn't see the humor, man.
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Someone's a Palin fan
Doesn't even come close to Animaniacs quality.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesFar surpasses. Animaniacs were totes lame... And racist.
for using the phase totes, falsely labeling something racist, and dissing the Animaniacs, I label you a youNG DOUUUUUUUUUCHE!!!
Sounds more accurate than 'Outlaw', anyway.
No. Animaniacs = Incredible. Or totes incredible... f**kbag.
Fuck you, Animaniacs kicks ass.
Also it wasn't racist, you oversensitive douche.
Meh. Lame.
ReplyUm. Could have had more done with it...
ReplyI have absolutely no opinion of this video, unless you can't not having an opinion as having an opinion.
ReplyBut I just want to know why all of Cody's songs sound exactly the same.
That's bullsh*t! Have you even HEARD "Squidshark Ocean vs. Stop Sign Sun"? [:)]
I have and it still sounds like all of Cody's songs. He should start a band called Cody and the Interchangeable Lyrics. I'd pay seven dollars to go see 'em, especially if the beer is cheap.
Wow this is just . . .not funny. It's really a toss up for me between which is worse: Seanbaby's hyper masculine, misogynistic h**ophobic comic nonsense or Cody's immature poorly planned video nonsense. Seriously . . . these two are being paid for this crap?
ReplySeanbaby's comics are at least satire and sarcastic. If you find them offensive, then that's your thing. But I have to agree with you, Cody is painfully unfunny and should have no place at Cracked.
Aaaand I'm done giving Cody my time. I didn't even crack a smile.
ReplyThis was actually really good. It seems Cody's stuff is extremely hit and miss for me.
ReplyMy joy meter is overjoyed. I may need to cut into reserve power to handle all of this here joy. Dammit, Cody, do you know how delicate this machinery is? I suppose next you'll be breaking my ROFL clock. Thanks a lot.
Reply"but not a mexican"- Cody Johnston
Replycody you are funny and a great singer are you only working here because this was the first job you found where you can combine both of those talents?
ReplyIt felt kinda... meh. I usually adore you, Cody. Game Helpin' Squad is your best bit, that and the Tween Pop Stars article. Keep working hard, because it looks like people are starting to appreciate you, and I know you need a 16 year old on the internet to validate your life. We all do. We all do.
ReplyNot bad, but not great either... However, I'd say that "Here’s some knowledge everyone should probably have" is an exaggeration; there are people who reads this stuff who aren't American you know...
ReplySighs
ReplyDude, Cody...that was great. You're gettin funnier.
ReplyNo, actually, Sarah Palin jokes are like orange juice. They are good any time.
ReplyHow is orange juice good any time? What if you're not in the mood? Or you're sick and the citric acid tastes like bile?