Comments on: 6 Helpful Tips for Kidnapping the President’s Daughters http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 22:30:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Jack Bentle http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-5/#comment-125563 Jack Bentle Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:53:18 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-125563 OMG WHAT THE @#$%... THAT IS REALLY HORRIBLE... U SHOULDN'T BE TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO KIDNAP THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTERS!! U SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!! EVEN IF THIS IS MENT TO BE A JOKE U SHOULDN'T BE GIVING ANY1 ANY BAD IDEAS, MATE, WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING DIFFERENT!! >:[ OMG WHAT THE @#$%… THAT IS REALLY HORRIBLE… U SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO KIDNAP THE PRESIDENTS DAUGHTERS!! U SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!! EVEN IF THIS IS MENT TO BE A JOKE U SHOULDN’T BE GIVING ANY1 ANY BAD IDEAS, MATE, WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING DIFFERENT!! >:[

]]> By: Bill Richmond http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-5/#comment-124130 Bill Richmond Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:38:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-124130 Not a word of this is funny. A bunch of twists on old cliches. No wonder Cracked's hardcopy edition went out of business. Better start from scracth. Not a word of this is funny.
A bunch of twists on old cliches.
No wonder Cracked’s hardcopy edition went out of business.
Better start from scracth.

]]> By: tigger http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-5/#comment-119886 tigger Wed, 21 Oct 2009 02:42:03 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-119886 It was uncool to involve Jodie Foster in your fantasies, she's suffered enough. Plus she's my fantasy girl and you can't have her! Leave Jodie alone. It was uncool to involve Jodie Foster in your fantasies, she’s suffered enough. Plus she’s my fantasy girl and you can’t have her! Leave Jodie alone.

]]> By: dummy4555 http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-5/#comment-112615 dummy4555 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:25:36 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-112615 you are so dume for putting that on here lol lol lol lol lol you are so dume for putting that on here lol lol lol lol lol

]]> By: dummy4555 http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-5/#comment-112613 dummy4555 Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:24:56 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-112613 you are so dume for putting that on the computer lol lol lol you are so dume for putting that on the computer lol lol lol

]]> By: Reneeisme2day http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-5/#comment-112100 Reneeisme2day Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:46:37 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-112100 I totally LOL'd at the hot air balloon part. I totally LOL’d at the hot air balloon part.

]]> By: steve http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-5/#comment-110526 steve Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:08:35 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-110526 http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1846644 http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1846644

]]> By: 33stradale http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-5/#comment-107086 33stradale Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:47:29 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-107086 that's all great... though what i actually expected of you was how you steal the first kids in the first place! i'll take my query to cracked superiors also way to closely miss all the potentially pedofilic jokes there (because that would make it "controversial") that’s all great… though what i actually expected of you was how you steal the first kids in the first place! i’ll take my query to cracked superiors

also way to closely miss all the potentially pedofilic jokes there (because that would make it “controversial”)

]]> By: demonically_yours http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-4/#comment-106405 demonically_yours Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:38:09 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-106405 Mort, that all depends on the age...toddler boys are worse than girls...but hell, toddlers in general are mini demons. trust me, id know. Mort, that all depends on the age…toddler boys are worse than girls…but hell, toddlers in general are mini demons. trust me, id know.

]]> By: mort http://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-kidnapped-the-presidents-daughters/comment-page-4/#comment-105565 mort Sun, 16 Aug 2009 01:10:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/?p=10382#comment-105565 this is great, except for one thing. you have to remember that these kids are GIRLS, and girls aren't like normal kids. i know, i have three daughters. girls are nothing less than pure evil. and i do mean pure, leave satan himself curled up in a ball crying in the corner evil. they will find a way to make your life pure hell. oh sure, they will be cute at first, but don't let them fool you. as soon as you let your guard down you will very quickly be reduced to a quivering mass of jelly. i would recommend waiting till we have a president that has a son before kidnapping the presidents kid. boys are lower maintenance and alot less trouble. this is great, except for one thing. you have to remember that these kids are GIRLS, and girls aren’t like normal kids. i know, i have three daughters. girls are nothing less than pure evil. and i do mean pure, leave satan himself curled up in a ball crying in the corner evil. they will find a way to make your life pure hell. oh sure, they will be cute at first, but don’t let them fool you. as soon as you let your guard down you will very quickly be reduced to a quivering mass of jelly. i would recommend waiting till we have a president that has a son before kidnapping the presidents kid. boys are lower maintenance and alot less trouble.

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