Comments on: Slides, Crying and A Baldness Cure in Flat Black: The Daily Nooner (EST)! http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/ The CRACKED.com take on the world, in America's oldest weblog, since 1958. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:06:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Alena http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-9624 Alena Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:11:16 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-9624 <strong>Alena...</strong> Many blogs have stopped using trackbacks because dealing with spam became too burdensome. Six Apart started a working group in February... Alena…

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]]> By: Ross http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-2635 Ross Sat, 08 Dec 2007 18:48:07 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2635 Not to mention her husband crashed his BMW or Porsche 911 because of handling issues, only stopping to rearrange his red braces. Oh, and something about Boy George. Not to mention her husband crashed his BMW or Porsche 911 because of handling issues, only stopping to rearrange his red braces.

Oh, and something about Boy George.

]]> By: homsar http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-2534 homsar Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:54:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2534 Hey, it was the eighties alright? And according to I Love the 80's, the parent was clearly too busy amusing herself with a rubik's cube, a Huey Lewis record, or crack cocaine to tend to the child properly. Cut 'er some slack. Hey, it was the eighties alright? And according to I Love the 80’s, the parent was clearly too busy amusing herself with a rubik’s cube, a Huey Lewis record, or crack cocaine to tend to the child properly.

Cut ‘er some slack.

]]> By: thedude http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-2518 thedude Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:01:57 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2518 damn ross. What did it say? Why tease us with that---why not repost it with a point-by-point assessment of what made it so offensive? I'm guessing it uncovered a conspiracy--- Cracked is actually run by giant falcons. It explains alot. prove me wrong. damn ross. What did it say? Why tease us with that—why not repost it with a point-by-point assessment of what made it so offensive? I’m guessing it uncovered a conspiracy— Cracked is actually run by giant falcons. It explains alot.

prove me wrong.

]]> By: Ross Wolinsky http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-2511 Ross Wolinsky Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:41:26 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2511 I would like to state for the record that I just deleted a comment for the first time. I would like to state for the record that I just deleted a comment for the first time.

]]> By: Nick http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-2495 Nick Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:02:01 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2495 Yeah. Playgrounds have been pussified. No more monkeybars over cement or "burn your ass" hot metal slides during the summer. It's all plastic now. No more wood and bolts construction and the stuff doesn't get over 5 feet high anymore. They have that foam-rubber you could drop an egg on and it wouldn't break. They used to build the things to reinforce the "you better not give up or you're going home with a skinned knee and splinters in your ass" attitude. The equipment itself taught the growth mind-set. Just look at the slides in the video. That's cement at the bottom and the kid went down out of the orange one face first. That's awesome. Yeah. Playgrounds have been pussified. No more monkeybars over cement or “burn your ass” hot metal slides during the summer. It’s all plastic now. No more wood and bolts construction and the stuff doesn’t get over 5 feet high anymore. They have that foam-rubber you could drop an egg on and it wouldn’t break.

They used to build the things to reinforce the “you better not give up or you’re going home with a skinned knee and splinters in your ass” attitude. The equipment itself taught the growth mind-set. Just look at the slides in the video. That’s cement at the bottom and the kid went down out of the orange one face first. That’s awesome.

]]> By: Ian Cooper http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-2494 Ian Cooper Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:47:33 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2494 And your a bad riter. And your a bad riter.

]]> By: Dan http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-2491 Dan Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:23:08 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2491 I love watching kids fall on their faces. Does that make me a bad person? And Ian, your a douche. I love watching kids fall on their faces. Does that make me a bad person?

And Ian, your a douche.

]]> By: Brentin http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-2489 Brentin Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:11:30 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2489 I should point out that this video was dated in 1987, which says two things: 1.) People coddle their kids a lot more these days 2.) It is probably one of the Cracked staffers as a child (I'm going to guess Lex Friedman). I should point out that this video was dated in 1987, which says two things:
1.) People coddle their kids a lot more these days
2.) It is probably one of the Cracked staffers as a child (I’m going to guess Lex Friedman).

]]> By: Ren http://www.cracked.com/blog/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/comment-page-1/#comment-2485 Ren Thu, 06 Dec 2007 18:01:20 +0000 http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/06/slides-crying-and-a-baldness-cure-in-flat-black-the-daily-nooner-est/#comment-2485 At first I thought the crap on the kid's face was blood, so I was like "Geez lady, stop laughing at your kid 'cause he's fucking bleeding." But now that I see it't just mud, I say laugh away, lady. laugh away. At first I thought the crap on the kid’s face was blood, so I was like “Geez lady, stop laughing at your kid ’cause he’s fucking bleeding.” But now that I see it’t just mud, I say laugh away, lady.

laugh away.

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